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@smartbunny.bsky.social
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Robin G., comedy nerd. Los Angeles from NYC aspecialthing, MSTie, Max Funster, Bumper, Tuppie, Dynasty Darling, Mythical Beast, Piss Pig 👩🏻‍🦰

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 1h
Someone has a word-a-day calendar!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 2h
He turns on everyone and has no loyalty but I’ll be different!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 2h
Golly gosh gee whiz! He sprinted up the stairs and did a cheer routine and then parkoured his way back!!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 10h
Hey Donald; I bet no one could have a fatal heart attack better than you. Or maybe someone could! You better show em.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 16h
Honestly. He’d say “what’s a FEEFA?”
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 16h
Russell U. Kraine
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 16h
Stroke on the toilet! Stroke on the toilet!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 16h
Then they could give it to him again! The same one. 💡
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 16h
A mystery person is someone who is not on TV every five minutes.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 21h
They’re gonna hide his death for MONTHS.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 21h
What’s her deal anyway? Is she cool with this shit?
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 21h
My favorite drink? I just tell the bar keeper, “Whatever makes sense.”
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 23h
Kirk Thatcher!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh I think it is.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t understand people who have nothing in front of their apartment door, not even a welcome mat. Looks like a serial killer lives there. I have a stack of three skulls, a scythe and a tombstone. Like a NORMAL PERSON.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How’s your aim?
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah no one saws anything you fucking idiot.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh ok.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
San Francisco?
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks like Broken Brain is fixated on something. Quick, show him an AI video of a giant ice cream sundae attacking New York or something and he can talk about that for five weeks.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And peep Lady Liberty in the oven.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Celiac Sicklyos!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just a trash bag full of shit vomiting words that have no meaning yet here he sits. In charge of it all.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m glad you have the answers!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hedonists!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank goodness I can’t get laid. I knew it would come in handy.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah why don’t ordinary citizens stop the president?
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s not tyranny to them. Tyranny to them is gay people and clean energy.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“This is like a David Lynch film” says person in sparse art deco apartment with a loud buzzing noise and flickering lights that contain a demon head.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s only 86 degrees! Sweatuh weathuh!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leggy centipedes? Like The Rockettes?
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s only a matter of time until he will.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Urp 🤢
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Always saying the least masculine stuff ever. Scared of everything.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Dr. Cox's Iconic 'Wrong' Reaction
Alt: Dr. Cox's Iconic 'Wrong' Reaction
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The uncle that barely talked to or associated with that side of the family but DJT acts like they were so close that he absorbed his uncle’s intelligence like Needy in Jennifer’s Body?
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not in a billion years.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They don’t care.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because any fucking breathing living human knows about things even if it doesn’t directly affect them.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh big whoop we all had shitty traumatizing childhoods.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s really amazing he’s lasted this long. I’ve never seen a more unhealthy person of their own making.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.”
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s just locker room talk.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He could tell Trump to fuck off but he won’t. Why be so rich if you’re still going to be asuck up.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Makeup by Dr. Freda Crews.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got news for you, Tubby.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slur.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude, you married a Dell!
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
None of them can stand like a human.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Abuser language.
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