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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑

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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Creative. 🌹
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Katy Swallow @katyswallowtarot.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I wish this was shocking. This is a concentration camp. This is in the United States. azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...
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Surprise inspection finds ICE stuffing migrants 'like sardines' into a facility with no bed, showers
Three lawmakers visited a Mesa ICE facility unannounced and found overcrowding, with 250 detainees packed into rooms "like sardines"
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Give ya girl a quick read. Bite size chunks just for you! smartasstro.substack.com/i/166890526/...
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Danny Miller @danielmilleresq.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
While bombing Iran is bad for Trump’s poll numbers, starting a war and creating chaos is good for Trump as an authoritarian. Authoritarians exploit chaos to claim emergency powers, deploy the military domestically, and undermine free and fair elections. These attacks must be viewed from this lens.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Did all #cancerrisings sleep through the news? 😭 Just me? #tiredsoul #ww3 #dreamlandisbetter
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Oh no! It got you & the dog! 🫤 My husband picked THEE perfect time for grilling. But really, who *doesn't* like their weiner covered in dust?
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Twinning!
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The accuracy & the cuteness (but still savage!) of our fabulous lil romp of otters.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It's always fun to talk Venus things with Sonia!!! ❣️✨️💚
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Aries II - Who wears the Crown?
The hesitation before the leap.
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Celestia Astrology✨️🌙☀️ Sonia @celestiaastrology.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The new episode of the Astrology Weekly Update is now out with @smartasstro.bsky.social . We start with an overview of the month’s astrology. I am certainly looking forward to two Venusian lunations after the month of March and the personal planets turning direct.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Facts!
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
A day late and a dollar short... but it makes sense. smartasstro.substack.com/p/aries-i
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Aries I
The Pioneer
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Janessa @byjoveastro.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
On March 12, I will be joining my Asteri Sofia Kairos sisters @celestiaastrology.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @smartasstro.bsky.social and @practicalastros.bsky.social ⚕️ in leading an eclipse workshop. You can sign up for the event at ko-fi.com/s/086c85885e to attend live.
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Eclipses Workshop Spring 2025 - Asteri Sofia Kairos's Ko-fi Shop
🌑 Eclipse Portals 2025: Fate, Flow & Transformation – A 3 hour live workshop with a workbook and breakout session. Explore the March eclipses, past c...
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Steph @ladycazimi.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Sometimes it’s clearer how much weight your timelord was pulling in its exaltation when it’s exiled and stationing retrograde. Feels like my brain is missing most of its happy chemicals
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I heart Tina Smith.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Not my boss asking "are you ok?" During my exact lunar return. It's just my face! 😆 #rbf
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I want to support but I absolutely do not want to like this!
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a pregnant woman is laying on a couch and saying " i was sabotaged by my baby box "
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Practical Astros ⚕️ @practicalastros.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I was able to interview one of my early tarot teachers, Madelyn of Contemporary Tarot. We talked about her tarot journey, practice, sabbatical & “Best Course of Action” that she gives on her own channel. Thanks for hanging with me in your Hanged Man year, Madelyn! youtu.be/BLZZrW3ZMlM?...
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The Labyrinth is not merely a prison; it is an initiatory chamber where identity is tested, and the worthy are reborn.
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david bowie is exhausted from living up to your expectations in labyrinth .
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We've made it to the Labyrinth! Welcome to Pisces season friends.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Next stop: dragons!
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toothless from how to train your dragon says blep in front of a forest
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Purrfection
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Not me watching the Bridget Jones series while Mars prepares to station in Cancer. Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars. #Lawyer
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Why, yes. I do believe when your hands are full of grocery bags that carrying four boxes of girl scout cookies does count as the Tower. The requirements have been fulfilled. ✨️
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Who's doing the discord thing in Nechepso land?
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Life got rocked hard this week.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I just LOVE this deck. 🥰
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
MLK Jr. I made the image. Inauguration Day. I'm praying for peace. I pulled the Hermit. Introspection.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
"Time to turn a light on the unknown" says the Sun in Aquarius I
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“Macabre” Michael Girard, CA, PAA-NCGR @michaelmgirard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
#astrosphere
Chris Brennan holding up a booklet, which is covered with images of a cartoon sun, the planet Pluto, and the symbol for Aquarius. He is asking "Wait a minute: what is this? Oh my God, it's" and this is completed for the meme as "Pluto conjoining the sun in Aquarius for the first time in our lives!"
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Oh... a conversation about being behind the scenes? Sure.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
And Mars runs rampant in Cancer. So sorry 😞
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
"Rental balls and rectal exams" name that show! Also, Mars is Mars-ing. And squaring. And ending the retrograde with a sweet little trine to Mercury next month.
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shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking down
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The mind of a 12H Mercury in Gemini
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Dear Mars Retrograde in Cancer, I offer you fire glazed whipped egg whites and sugar. Yours truly, Cancer in the 1st house.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Another nod to the ever present psychopomp, friendly contention and fluctuating fortunes... Cancer II, Mercury's decan.
Tarot card, the 3 of cups shows 3 woman holding cups up high in a toast while draped in richly colored fabrics surrounded by fruits before a clear blue sky
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Grab your tissues folks... Mars has re-entered Cancer.
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Neil deGrasse Tyson: In five billion years our sun will expand, engulfing the inner planets Mercury, Venus, and even Earth. Pluto: WHO’S NOT A PLANET NOW???!!
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This!
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I read this wrong... "The grapes of a squirrel vine" Make it make sense.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
New Moon loading...
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Happy Jack @happycraycray.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Are we the only species that hoard stuff? Crazy the amount of times I have opened a storage box and said "Wow look at all this useless stuff I didn't miss at all but refuse to throw away"
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Ermegherd! Da fishies!
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Great time for it! Make that fire productive. Huzzah!
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Celestia Astrology✨️🌙☀️ Sonia @celestiaastrology.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Are you feeling the urge to plan ahead for the New Year? Aligning with the astrology may help. Did you also know you can get a free 7 day trial on Substack for paid posts? open.substack.com/pub/celestia... #astrosphere #witchsky #astrocoaching #astrology #Capricornnewmoon
Image is titled Astro Coaching for the Capricorn New Moon: How Cocy is your Nest? It shows a Dormouse feeding on shoots around a thorny branch
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Ick.
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Did I tell you, I finally got a mala?! Now what do I do?
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Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑 @smartasstro.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I love him for this!
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