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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 5h

Perhaps I misunderstood. Is this considered a sport?

XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 9h

Florida is different, man. It’s Eat or Be Eaten. No wonder the buzzards were circling. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 19h

Make a celebrity sick Scurvy Villechaize

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

"Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder"

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

Do you devolve them back to the steps from the instructions? Or is the reassembly of it now in your head?

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

Katie Zacharia is claiming to be the White House Press Secretary because China pays her to do it.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

Only people with technology can read the backwards writing.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

I'd love to see the Wachowski sisters' comebacks when Elon begged for the rights to paint that car like the Mach 5.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

I like it too. It's delightfully disorienting to see a talented voice actor do his voice acting on camera.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

In the spirit of the phrase "resident alien for tax purposes" and me thinking Resident Alien sounds like a movie, add "for tax purposes" to the end of a movie title: The Devil Wears Prada for Tax Purposes

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 16/10/2026

In the spirit of the phrase "resident alien for tax purposes" and me thinking Resident Alien sounds like a movie, add "for tax purposes" to the end of a movie title: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers for Tax Purposes

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 15/10/2026

Amelia Earhart Search Team Eaten By Giant Crabs; Second Expedition Underway

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 15/10/2026

“Sounds perfectly reasonable except for the walking on the Moon part.” 𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗞𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘇 𝘈𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘈𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘳

vice.com

Astronaut Who Walked on the Moon Says UFOs Are Actually Demons

Apollo 16 astronaut Charlie Duke believes UFOs are demonic, citing scripture and a breakfast conversation he considers divine confirmation.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 14/10/2026

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you? Driver: Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 14/10/2026

Summers eating crab rangoon, hootch lessons. In the spring, she’d make teriyaki beef helmets.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 14/10/2026

Maybe other rooms have asparagus and beet signs.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

The eventual own-goal claim chowder is going to be delicious.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

Sometimes a ho will suck a dick for a hit of crack. Sometimes it's a good sports feed.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

I love doing Ricky Ricardo's voice, but I hate that when it's typed correctly with the apostrophes it looks like quotation marks.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

"Of course I have lines I will not cross. I refuse to give free support to a mad oligarch bent on destroying our way of life unless the sports posting is good."

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

He’s working on camouflaging his position.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

This has to be the easiest eradication of bedbugs ever. The second most important property of a plane is to hold pressure. Fill that fucker with poison at super-high pressure and problem solved! What’s taking so long?

theguardian.com

Bedbug infestation forces Qantas to ground plane in Rome

Aircraft taken out of operation after flight from Perth after the discovery of parasitic insects on board

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

Or get Michael Jackson’s doctor to train them. He does it without even trying.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

Next time, Christa Pike’s medical executioners and first responders should fight it out and cut out the middlewoman.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

Most accidents happen within five miles of home. That's why I moved.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

I would characterize it as a good _reaction_. The driver walked a half mile home and continued drinking until the police showed up asking pesky questions.

A broken telephone pole leans into the roadway, suspended by its cables

A large red pickup truck full of lumber lays on its driver’s side on a scraped lawn. The passenger side has a vertical (floor-to-roof) dent from impacting the telephone pole.

Wider view of the large red pickup truck full of lumber lays on its driver’s side on a scraped lawn. The passenger side has a vertical (floor-to-roof) dent from impacting the telephone pole.

Daytime photo of the skid marks leading to the workers replacing the telephone pole

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

This is the wider scene. The granite (it’s that state) is to deflect drunks after a significant incident.

A row of yellow bushes next to a road with large granite boulders the size of small granite boulders on a green lawn

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

I agree! Grade A framing. You reminded me of my (15-years-ago) neighbor’s row of blooming bushes.

A row of yellow blooming bushes going from close-right to far-left on a green lawn with large granite boulders the size of small boulders on the left.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 13/10/2026

Only if it’s in the perfect shade of gray.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

Confused Conspiracy Theorist Claims Man Walked On Flat Moon

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

"Would you watch HBO?" is the "Would you download a car?" of our Vichy Era.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

Wait till she finds out about the 49 mistaken Springfield ad-buys.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

Backsliding to X The CSAM App to chase important people is like switching to MAGA to be among the important officials in government.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

"Sure, I go to KKK parties on people's lawns, but I don't light the cross. Did you know the mayor was there?"

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

“Everyone relax and put down your pitchforks! Yes, I go to NAMBLA meetings, but it’s just for the latest news. I need to know when someone says hello.”

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

I like my clitoral tumescence like I like my coffee: hot, wet, and called the morning bean.

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XÆA-12’s real daddy @smartasshat.favrd.social · 12/10/2026

Agent Gonzalez has a lot of inner demons for some reason...

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