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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Saw sunn O))) last night. They were so loud I heard the voice of god.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Currently have two work neighbors, Mitchell and Christuhfuh

Picture of a dragonfly on the opposite side of a window. A tree is visible in the background. I named him Mitchell because that’s a pretty good name.

Picture of a spider on the opposite side of a window. A tree is visible in the background. I named him Christuhfuh after Michael Imperioli, who played Spider in Goodfellas and Christopher “Christuhfuh” Moltisanti on the Sopranos

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My week mostly sucked, but I got to see Natural Information Society play a free show at the new Contemporary Art Museum. It was pretty rad.

The band Natural Information Society on a stage under a tent. The band includes a harmonium, bass clarinet, drum kit, and guembri.

The band Natural Information Society on a stage under a tent from a wide angle.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Here is Wilson. He doesn’t really know how you’re supposed to use a bed, but he looks content.

A blue Merle Mini Aussie taking a breather on a hike. His tongue is out.

Same blue merle mini Aussie, this time sleeping at home. His dog bed sits on top of an ottoman. He is sleeping halfway on the bed, halfway off because he doesn’t understand how beds work.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Wilson does not understand beds, a continuing series of

A black, white, and grey mini Australian Shepherd lying on his back on the floor. His back legs are touching the side of a small dog bed. His upper body is twisted to the side. He is on the vinyl flooring next to an area rug. Despite the appearance, he seems to find this position comfortable.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Honer and Marge in front of double doors. Homer is wearing a suit with a bow tie, a top hat, a monocle, and a sash that says “Senator.” He is smoking a cigar and twirling a pistol in his other hand. He’s sitting in a rocker. Marge is next to him. She’s wearing a pink polka dot bikini and red pumps. She’s go-go dancing. This is also my pfp.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

There’s also naming your dog Wilson (though that implies you’re #2).

A blue Merle toy Aussie sitting next to a tree.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Driven through, but haven’t stopped in (is there actually anything there?)

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

This man can eat crab rangoon, things of that nature

Cover of the Tim Dog Album Penicillin on Wax. It is a picture of Tim Dog rocking a high top fade, absurdly large chain necklaces, bracelets, rings, and some aviator shades. The picture is black and white with a black background and he’s wearing a black shirt. It makes him look like the most fearsome man ever, which is appropriate for this album.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Wilson is a good hiker for such a smol boi.

A blue Merle mini Aussie next to a tree overlooking a bluff. It kind of looks like a big canyon but it’s not that big of a drop off (it’s central Indiana where everything is pretty flat).

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Deerhoof @ The Healer (Indianapolis) last night. Their label (Joyful Noise) sold a lathe cut 7” of a song they played and sold it after the show.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

People will take justice into their own hands. As always, predicted by the Simpsons

Screenshot from the Simpsons. Homer is dressed as Krusty the Clown. He is being pulled away from the Krusty Burger’s Hamburglar character after beating him to death in a parking lot. This was the violent act that led to the “stop it, he’s already dead” meme. As far as I know, neither Homer nor Krusty were arrested for this murder. This suggests that prisoner has been abolished in Springfield and citizens are able to carry out vigilante justice when others bring harm to the community, such as by stealing hamburgers.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Blue Mind Midtown Coffee (Colombian). Made in aeropress for a latte. Served in a Bodum double walled glass.

A hand holding a glass cup of coffee with milk and foam. The beverage is half finished. You can sort of see my laptop screen in the background. I am doing a required training for my work’s wellness rewards program.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

This guy drove past the No Kings rally

A van with advertising for”CJM Mechanical,” but the lettering looks like it says “CUM”

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

This is Wilson. When he’s not being a monster, he is often sleeping in unusual positions.

A blue Merle mini Aussie sleeping with the upper half of his body slung off the side of a bed. He does not understand beds.

A blue Merle mini Aussie sleeping on the floor. He is twisted with his back partly on the floor and his side partly on the floor, pressed up against the front of a sofa. I don’t know how this is comfortable.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

You can rest assured that whenever I say “mandolin”, I am specifically referring to Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001).

Nicolas Cage as Captain Corelli (I assume) in Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. He is wearing an olive colored army uniform and sitting on a rock. He has his leg crossed over his knee and is strumming the titular mandolin (I assume). I have not seen this movie.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

David Harrison. So worthless he couldn’t even catch a suspension for the Malice at the Palace.

David Harrison in a Pacers uniform. He looks like he doesn’t know what is going on.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

TJ Ford was the king of this look.

TJ Ford in a purple Milwaukee Bucks uniform holding a basketball in front of a white background. His shorts go well below the knee, almost to his ankles

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Wilson doesn’t know how to use a bed, part ???/???

A black and white mini Aussie. He is laying on a dog bed, sort of, but his head is completely off of the side of it. The bed is placed atop a large chair.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Record collection reached 1000 (at least those that have been catalogued in Discogs, though it is likely that a handful escaped detection).

Screenshot from Discogs showing 1000 items in collection. The most recent additions are Songs from Big Pink by the Band, Gateway 2 featuring John Abercrombie, Dave Holland, and Jack DeJohnette, and Untitled by Jack DeJohnette’s Directions.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Wilson’s failure to understand how beds work.

A mini Aussie sleeping mostly outside of a pet bed.

A mini Aussie mostly sleeping outside of a pet bed.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Our dog has the same problem, lost all his skin and fur.

Mini Aussie wearing a skeleton costume sitting and looking at the camera over his shoulder

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

First time dressing up for Halloween in years. I’m going as a floor

Me in my car from mid-face down. I have a slightly gray beard and I’m wearing a cardigan with the pattern from the carpet at the Overlook Hotel from the Shining

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Wilson struggles with beds.

A grey, black, and white mini Australian Shepherd laying mostly outside of a pet bed atop an ottoman

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Back in my AIM days, my buddies and I did not know what the “foot in mouth” emoji actually was, so we called it the gas face. One day one of us actually thought to enlarge it and then we figured it out, but it was still the gas face. There should be a gas face emoji now. Vote 3rd Bass!

The AOL Instant Messenger emojis, including one with dazed eyes and a footprint over its mouth, which I understand to mean “put my foot in my mouth”. On a smaller screen it was not at all clear to me and my friends what that was supposed to be, so we called it the gas face, like the song from the Cactus Album by 3rd Bass.

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

In which the federal government cannot count to two and has to guess how many dogs it’s suing. My new favorite forfeiture caption.

Order in case that has the caption United States versus Approximately Two Terrier Mix Type Dogs

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Greasy Thug II @smarka.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Made a stop at Exile when driving through over the weekend. One of my favorite record stores to hit up. Picked up a copy of the record with the best cover ever.