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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak)

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⚡️⭕️🎣🏌🏿‍♂️⛳️🎸 “you killed my father, prepare to die!” Ezekiel 23:20

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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Public Execution
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like the precedent this streamed execution is setting, because while I won’t watch this one there are many I would watch later.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MAGA on Banned Books Week
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA Farmers Right Now
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some days I feel like I’ve really devolved in my ability to have engaging conversation, but then I remember I’m dumb as shit bc I watch baby shark & other shit a 5yo likes all👏the👏time & it’s making my brain shrink
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGA is about to lose his farm
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boy, the party that says they care so much about trans athletes in women’s sports sure doesn’t seem to care if a girl is unconsciously gang raped!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve never understood the “ Clapton is god” thing. God of what? Ripping off talented musicians & playing mediocre blues?
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ya know how you can tell shrinkflation is real? The super-mega-deluxe-50%more than the old roll, tp is fitting in the toilet paper holder again
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Old west sheriff walks into a brothel, says to the madam, “I’d like to see your posse!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lauren Boebert Allegations
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All theses stupid fucking Donny supporters I work with are eerily silent about $4.60 gas! When it was $3.50 at its height under Joe it was a fucking crisis!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would fist fight anyone who would argue that there is a better example of a “jam band” totally locked into the flow state & setting the bar for improvised music at an incredible level than #Phish “Free” : Live in Brooklyn. It is art at its highest form!
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you've not watched this, you should.
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The terrorists won bro! Look around! Power-mad airport security, ICE brown shirts, flock cameras. The list goes on. We’re in a surveillance state spurred on by 9/11 attack.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
$5000 Election Bribe
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you think the doge check & the tariff refund check will come at the same time as the bullshit vote bribe check? I haven’t gotten either of the first two yet! I’m sure they’re in the mail though!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just listening to a podcast about vaccine hesitancy. They say “we have to meet those hesitant halfway & build a relationship & then try to get them the proper info”. Fuck that! I’m tired of meeting stupid halfway. That just makes us all dumb as shit!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One of my favorite thing about store apps is they’re usually so far off of your location! Like, c’mon man this phone knows where I’m at! I don’t want to shop at a store 90mi away
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor Day
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We Need Flock Cameras
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good lord, there are just soooo many people who need to be lined up against a wall & just shot in the fucking face!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We Need Data Centers
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake of America 🇺🇸
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My birthday is soon! There is another 80yo that could die & make it one of the best bdays ever!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Less good people deaths, more bad people deaths! More proof god isn’t real!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’re getting to see another great example of the 2 tiers of justice. Billionaire #nfl owner gets caught in a sting trying to fuck a hooker. Slap on the wrist coming. If that were you or me you’d get the book thrown at you!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Horse Meat
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cheers to $4 gas!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=GU_I...
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man, DOGMA is such a good movie!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s funny how people thought there was a chance Blanche wasn’t going to be AG. I’m sure it was a 50-49 vote but it wasn’t that close.
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I just want to wake up to news that something bad happened to a bad person!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ya know the jeep wave thing? What do cyber truck drivers do? Is it like that thing where you put your tongue in your cheek & do the blowjob gesture to the other ct drivers?
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larry.earth (he/him) 8647 @larry.earth · 18/07/2026
hot diarrhea summer
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fucking #canada wildfires! Don’t you know you’re supposed to rake your forests so this shit doesn’t burn! 🤪
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“I hold all the cards” he stated, while playing uno!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m recording a comedy special this Saturday July 11th in Cincinnati. First show is sold out, but tickets are still available for 9:45. 🎟️ in bio.
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t believe fuckin #joebiden & #barackobama lost that wc game for USA last night! Idk how they keep doing it, but somehow it’s their fault!
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What do you think the fifa guy got in return for negating the red card? You think the president promised him a safe space to fuck children without consequences?
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 250th Birthday America!
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America’s 250th birthday has been ruined, yall. Ruined I say!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just when I was about to climb the Empire State Building to promote my special taping July 11th in Cincinnati they go and steal my thunder. SMH.
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🍁 🎇
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Almost Americas 250th bday! (jerkoff motion)
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Keep it away from me
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Fuckin #joebiden ruined the #freedom250 state fair thing this weekend. Apparently he held back the tens of thousands (possibly millions) of people trying to get in & it was barely attended according to pictures. How does he keep fuckin things up so badly?!?!?
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’ll bet if the #fbi checked on it, #joebiden probably was the guy who vandalized the reflecting pool!
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Green Reflecting Pool
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Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak) @smalty3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The problem with the world is that we’ve allowed super rich & billionaires to exist instead of cutting their fucking heads off.
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