Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 17/02/2026From the makers of “shower beer,” I give you “bath Diet Coke” 0230
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Tag urself in the bee convincing itself that everything’s okay 6130
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Who is keeping Subway in business, and who hurt them? 1120
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Been in a community mental health care training for work and it’s sweet and helpful but if I hear “showing up in spaces” or the like one more time I will throw my laptop 1120
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Forever oscillating between feeling grateful to have SSRIs and anti psychotics to keep me grounded and feeling guilty that I have SSRIs and anti psychotics to keep me grounded 1180
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I’m in my watching people review restaurants in Europe on YouTube for hours era 3130
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 05/01/2026It is imperative that Sweet Pea plays xylophone at 3 in the morning. 080
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Got some crystal beads for my endeavors 💜 anyone want some earrings? I’ll make em for free if you’ll cover shipping! 4160
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Husband: is that mama June? Me: … from Honey Boo Boo? Husband: Yeah Reader, it was Brittany Broski 2280
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The joke box for Pea’s gift from her uncle. We were kinda disappointed it was a prank. 0290
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 19/12/2025In college I almost dated a guy who ordered McDonald’s fries “without salt” and we dodged a bullet, babes 1150
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Check out the crochet collar I got at the antique store 1400
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Mrs. My Child Will Not Have Screen Time turned on Ms. Rachel at 14 months 070
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Quote with your model of masculinitymedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a car with his hand out the windowALT: a man is sitting in a car with his hand out the window 0110
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Starting the new job tomorrow ❤️ the fool feels appropriate 6480
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 29/11/2025One of my pass times this year is frequenting English soccer subreddits. I have infiltrated. The lads think I’m one of them. 050
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Took advantage of @halfmoonjoe.com’s Rosetta Stone code as a gift!! When husband said he wanted to learn Japanese, I knew just what to do 🕵️♀️ 1320
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I stand in solidarity with toddler parents thrown off schedule today I see you and send your coping beverage of choice 1230
Reposted by AllisonRoasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning... 158170013280
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Casseroles are prepped and husband is making a ham in the morning! This will be Sweet Pea’s second Thanksgiving but first time getting to nom all the good food. 1170
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 24/11/2025LOOK at these mugs I just thrifted for my bestie girl!!!! $1 each!! 2330
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 24/11/2025P’s favorite genre of music is Latin jazz. She’s a cultured one year old. 060
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Turns out you don’t have to teach babies that toots are funny 080
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Time to give my nervous system hell over a group of men playing footie thousands of miles away 1182
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I am having the crispest Coke and also saw the Coke “para todos” commercial and almost cried 040
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I’ve probably said this before but a fun part of parenting is making up silly songs *Get Your Poots Out to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing* 040
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 19/11/2025It’s a Maisie Peters day 💕 “When you're out in your car, turn the radio on Am I crawling out the speakers? Am I sitting on your chest? Does my memory kill or is it letting you live? We were all good, babe, so riddle me this I'd rather be hated than forgotten” 021
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 19/11/2025The 7.5 oz little Diet Coke cans are a top tier soda I will not be taking any questions at this time thank you 1100
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Second to last day at this company, cloudflare is down, company lunch at an upscale English pub, God is real and They love me 1200
Reposted by AllisonDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 18/11/2025happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate 231504380
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Von Dutch playing in my head as I strut to the Publix menstrual products aisle 1180
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 17/11/2025This tattooed man in a construction vest is in Chicken Salad Chick ordering himself lunch and that is masculinity, folks 1180
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I would literally rather eat my own shoe than use Microsoft Copilot STOP ASKING ME TO 2221
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 16/11/2025My current reads as a woman who contains multitudes 4110
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Feeling like a diva in my $6 kiss press ons that I RESHAPED! 2380
Allison @smallsquall.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Tiny coffee and only 5 more days in corporate hellscape!!!! 1240
