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Smalls @smalls.online · 09/10/2026

What could go wrong? You won't have one large PR covering all of that later on... For one crate in the workspace.

A code repository change summary showing that 29 files were changed with 878 lines added in green and 327 lines removed in red, represented alongside a horizontal bar chart with a larger green section indicating more additions than deletions on a dark background.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 27/09/2026

Holy shit. Last I checked on the game, Ole Miss was like one score behind Florida. That final score is brutal.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 22/09/2026

Good night, sweet prince. 🫡

The image shows a terminal screen interface with a dark background displaying command-line output. The top status bar shows the fish shell version 4.9.3, with system metrics indicating CPU usage at 64.47 percent, memory usage at 20 out of 32 gigabytes, and execution time of 8 milliseconds. Below the status bar, the main content displays a Kubernetes command "kubectl delete namespace/muzakbot" in a teal and blue color scheme, followed by the success message "namespace muzakbot deleted" in white text.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 16/09/2026

Amazing brand rename. 10/10 Gold medal first place

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Smalls @smalls.online · 02/09/2026

Whoever put this on the Palisades Wikipedia page just made me laugh out loud. That perfectly describes their 2015 album. Lol

A dark-themed interface screenshot displaying a Genre(s) section heading with edit icon, followed by a list of music genres including Crabcore, Modern-Metalcore, Pop Punk, Pop Rock, Electronicore, Emo, and Trancecore, with a partially visible Discography section below.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 24/08/2026

If you're curious why I say "this is a great way to load test", me posting a link to my site on Mastodon resulted in 400 GET requests in a two minute period.

This is a bar chart displaying activity over a time period from 8:26 AM to 8:27:50 AM, shown on a dark background with green vertical bars of varying heights indicating values between 0 and 10 along the y-axis. The chart shows fluctuating data points throughout the approximately one-minute interval, with multiple peaks reaching above 7 or 8, and lower activity toward the end. A legend at the bottom left indicates "info" with a green marker and shows "Total: 400", suggesting this chart tracks some form of information events totaling 400 during the observed time period.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 24/08/2026

I mean look at that spike in CPU usage!

A performance monitoring dashboard displays two line graphs tracking CPU Usage and Memory Usage over time for a web application. The top graph shows CPU usage peaking sharply around 10:47 to approximately 0.003 vCPU before dropping back down, while the bottom graph illustrates steady memory growth from around 4.77 MB to nearly 9.54 MB over the same time period spanning from 10:32 to 10:52. Both charts feature blue data lines against dark backgrounds with time stamps along the horizontal axis and measurement values on the vertical axis, indicating monitoring of system resource consumption for the webapp service.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 06/08/2026

Damn. I'm really digging the design I've done for the code blocks. 👀

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Smalls @smalls.online · 18/07/2026

Loudest pop I've heard in a long time. Been a long time since I've had lightning strike that close to where I live too.

This image shows a map interface displaying a yellow circular icon with a black lightning bolt marker indicating where lightning struck approximately 500 feet away at 1:12pm. The teal-colored map features various roads and buildings, with a blue location dot marking the user's current position on one of the structures in the upper left corner. Some areas of the map have been redacted with black boxes. Below the map is a dark panel showing a small preview thumbnail of street view imagery from Apple Maps along with a large yellow button labeled Share at the bottom of the screen.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 30/06/2026

Oh sweet! Valve has finally made it so that the resolution override settings for games on SteamOS (and adjacent) are generated based on the display's aspect ratio. Let me ch- Oh...

A screenshot of a video game settings menu on a Steam interface shows an open resolution dropdown list. The menu presents several options including "No Limit," "Global Setting (1920x1080)," and "1920x1080." The option "1280x720" is highlighted in white to indicate it is currently selected, with a "Cancel" button visible at the bottom of the list.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 17/06/2026

Holy shit... That headline is fucking hilarious. Lol

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Smalls @smalls.online · 26/05/2026

As is tradition for me at this point, I present to you... The Dank Mobile v3. #ForzaHorizon6

A bright green Honda Civic Type R with black rims and red brake calipers sits on a paved road surrounded by trees. On the side of the car, there is a decal showing a white cloud with an orange arrow pointing to the word Dank written in green script. The vehicle features a sporty design with a large rear spoiler and sleek headlights, rendered in a style that resembles a high-quality video game screenshot.

The image displays the rear view of a glossy dark green Honda Civic Type R hatchback on a paved road surrounded by trees and mountains. The car features a prominent rear spoiler, sleek red taillights, and triple central exhaust pipes. A license plate with the text SMALLS92 is mounted in the center, while the word Dank is written in green below it, flanked by two small white cloud decals on the bumper.

A top-down view shows a bright green Honda Civic on cracked asphalt featuring roof decals with a large orange arrow pointing forward between a grey JUUL and a silhouette of two hands forming a V and N. Mirrored text reading Dank is visible on the hood, and the rear license plate reads SMALLS92.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 15/05/2026

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A screenshot from a music app displaying the album details for Periphery's release, A Pale White Dot. The top of the screen features the album cover art, which consists of a grid of white, distressed circles on a black background. Below the cover is the album title, artist name, and metadata. A large play button is centered beneath the text, followed by a brief description noting that the prog metal band explores new complexity on this eighth LP. The tracklist is visible below, highlighting "Obsession" as the active track, with songs like "Talk" and "Mr. God" listed underneath.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 14/05/2026

Yeah... I'm good Papa Johns.

Bugs Bunny with text at the bottom left saying "no".

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Smalls @smalls.online · 07/05/2026

When your storage backend upgrade accidentally leaves an orphaned instance manager on each node that causes volumes to not attach properly, so you have to kill the orphaned instance manager and all of your services have to restart. lol

A poorly edited image of Ganondorf, from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, so that he looks "shocked".

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Smalls @smalls.online · 05/05/2026

And it looks like OCW.Social "technically" didn't go down. lol

A line chart tracking average ping response times in milliseconds from 16:04 EDT to 17:40 EDT, showing a green line that remains flat near zero until a massive spike reaches over 40,000 ms around 16:58 EDT before returning to baseline.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 04/05/2026

How about one more...

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Smalls @smalls.online · 04/05/2026

My island lingo is full of... This. Lmao

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Smalls @smalls.online · 27/04/2026

What the fuck? All of the Sheetz in Raleigh-area are at $4.19/gallon right now. www.gasbuddy.com/home?search=Raleig…

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Smalls @smalls.online · 15/04/2026

Fuck. I honestly never really thought about that, but yeah... Specifically the younger Gen Z had the pandemic ruin their education and social lives, but now they have an AI and affordability crisis.

"The middle distribution of Gen-Z's feelings about AI range from apprehension to downright hatred. Despite the fact that more than half of Gen Z living in the U.S. uses AI regularly, according to a recently released Gallup poll, less than a fifth feel hopeful about the technology. About a third says the technology makes them angry. And nearly half say it makes them afraid."

Gen Z went through a pandemic that destroyed their social lives, then AI comes in to destroy their professional lives (and also their social lives as well).

If anything, I'm surprised this is all that's happened (so far).

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Smalls @smalls.online · 19/03/2026

"This one looks strong! You're awful lucky that I'm around." Proceeds to one-shot the Pokémon

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Smalls @smalls.online · 02/03/2026

Me when I get home from work and I see that my entire Kubernetes cluster went down.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 26/02/2026

I feel like there's a joke or two in here somewhere...

A screenshot of a chat interface showing a weather bot's response process. The text displays three steps where the bot thought for 7, 6, and 9 seconds respectively to view results from current location, resolve point data, and access a forecast report. At the bottom, page navigation indicates this is the second of two pages.

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Smalls @smalls.online · 25/02/2026

I had to do a double take on this because I thought it was a little weird since I literally just cancelled my Netflix subscription a few weeks ago. Also lol... Netflix+.