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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 2h
Dont forget exodus: gods and kings
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 2h
i hope this lawsuit succeeds
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Judge keeps alleged double-dipping in Chicago mayor election lawsuit in her court, delays final ruling
A Chicago judge will keep a lawsuit alleging several Chicago mayoral candidates, including Alexi Giannoulias and Mike Quigley, are illegally double-dipping by also running for reelection in November i...
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NWChiFiets @nwchifiets.bsky.social · 2h
CDOT is holding an open house on the Irving Park study on October 28th: www.eventbrite.com/e/irving-par...
Irving Park Road Study: Open House from Chicago Department of Transportation.  October 28, 2026 5:30pm-7:30pm at the Independence  Park Fieldhouse.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 23h
Every Republican ad I see: DEMOCRATS WANT TO CUT YOUR KID'S DICK OFF!! Every Democratic ad I see: PLEASE give me some money.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 23h
my wife was gone for work all last week and by the end of it was chewing the furniture
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 23h
idk man the conservative bubble have been taking this kid pretty seriously all weekend.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 23h
Rahm Emanuel is at least as damaging, probably more, to the Democratic party, as any republican. He should be considered an enemy and treated as such by everyone in the party.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 23h
lol what a fucking loser. no wonder we kicked his ass out of chicago
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 23h
That's exactly what I mean!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's amazing how obvious "make more of it" is as a solution to "too many people like this," and it never occurs to some people. Hell, you could even just run Applefest LONGER
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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, since there is clearly a demand for it, other neighborhoods should also have fall festivals, so that this one will be less crowded. Speaking as someone who lives a literal stone's throw from this one.
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Did Social Media Ruin Apple Fest? With Long Lines And Large Crowds, Some Believe So
Chicago's premier fall-themed street festival saw huge crowds, with some attendees saying the social media hype dampened some of the long-running event's charm.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to do a produce share, but, in what is surely not an ominous trend, I went through three farms in ten years because they kept going under. Also one year this lady tried to just unload as much kohlrabi as possible on us every week.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Has he tried turning to doing popular things instead?
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My coop is markedly more expensive than a lot of other grocery stores, but since Tony's (biggest nearby grocery) got acquired by private equity their price for whole chickens has gone up to $4.99 a pound and now the co-op's $2.99 is real bargain!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
trying to find the correct screw size and delighted to discover that the two available sizes are m6 and 1/4" which are exactly the same width and I just have to eyeball how tight the threads are
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am a former Kroger employee, and it was ok but only because of the union I was forced to join.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I shop at a locally owned co-op so actually I am better than you
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normal
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sadly taken from us 84 years too late
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lula do the coup
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Hunt — Robert Burns, ca. 1926
Painting of Diana, attendant leopards, and one of her handmaidens rushing through a red and gold forest. A cool art deco feel to the painting.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Astounding. It's not even anti-sleeping, but still weirdly hostile energy.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can confirm. This, for example, was at the top of my “for you” feed when I logged in to find an old post the other day.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I came here to write the exact same thing, so i hope so
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You are brave and correct to post this
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
its always been this one for me
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Hillbilly's Problem
YouTube video by NancyPantsTM
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish Hesse would come over to here
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is actually very silly to think that “never say never” when asked about a five HUNDRED YEAR timeline meant they were considering moving the seahawks out of seattld
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate brandon johnson so fucking much, man
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026
NYC is opening 160 car-free (but treat-filled) streets and plazas to enjoy fun and safe fall festivities this spooky season. Find one near you at nyc.gov/trickorstreets.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everyone just fully leaning into mental illness at all times
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus christ, we are so far gone.
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At this point in the story he's been an adventurer for five months!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for some experience they can never have, because all they can think is "me."
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ever increasing sums on extravagant goods for themselves just to feel something, but they will never feel what I felt in that tent. They can take as much ketamine as they want, but they simply lack the humility to be in awe of another person. Their narcissism blinds them to beauty. Forever groping
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2. I thought how wondrous this world is. How amazing human beings are to be able to do these things. It doesn't take a billion dollars. Just dedication and a few wires under a tent. I thought about how the horrible people running this world have no imagination, no sense of wonder. That they spend
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
do things that I literally didn't know it was possible for a human being to do at all. I saw a woman hold herself upside down with one hand on a tiny post and slowly rotate herself while perfectly holding her pose, like an inverted music box ballerina, using only her own muscle power. I cried.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
less interesting than this, despite them almost assuredly operating at some measurably higher level. It's because jumping on a guy, throwing a ball, catching a ball, running, etc. are all things most people can do. The pros can do it much better than you. But you can do it. At circus, I saw people
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last night I went to a small local circus performance, and I was incredibly moved by it. It provoked some thoughts: 1. The athleticism of the performers was astonishing. I saw muscles I didn't know existed. I thought about professional athletes in the big sports, and why I found their performances
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, he looks like he just stepped out from under the hair curler at the salon. He is clean and dry and fatter and older than he ought to be. Yeah he's supposed to be a fussy little man dislodged from his comfy life, but this looks like an italian opera singer miscast as siegfried.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol i had this version as a kid. All time worst bilbo tho
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did it ever occur to a mayor to have a spine? We should have been jacking up the rent on these assholes for decades
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My pitch for the Bears is that we aggressively litigate any use of the word “Chicago” by them if they leave the city limits by so much as a foot, and that their option to renew the lease at Soldier Field becomes ten percent more expensive every month until they sign
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At this point they should have to pay a premium to change their minds and stay
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The solution is to tell them their lease renewal at soldier field will be ten percent more expensive every month they fail to sign it. Did you ever consider having a spine instead of groveling? Do you know anything about negotiation?
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not only can we. We must. If they want to renew their lease at soldier field now they should have to beg
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And frankly, majorities of the congregation do not support them holding these outmoded views!!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a shame and shameful that the continued enforcement of male only celibate clergy has stymied their views on gender, reproduction and queerness, because otherwise they are an extraordinarily progressive religion today, esp relative to most other christianities
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