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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 9h
A story in two parts
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 20h
From september!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How I gaze upon my beautiful wife
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Classic Architect Madness. Yeah, it's a cool shape! It looks dope from a helicopter! But it's EMPTY! There is nothing to do up there! You have created a QBERT wasteland! And for what purpose??
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whatever chain of people wrote and approved this ad should spend the rest of their careers on an HR watch list imo.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wow damn, I didn't think Zillow would come out saying "DTI," but good on them.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bro, what the FUCK is going on at the white house?
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, sometimes you get home from the store and it really does feel like you might as well have gone out. There are economies of scale in ingredients for sure, and your time is a resource, etc. etc. But lol flour is like 75 cents a pound and the smallest unit you can buy will bake you 50+ cookies.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw a dude dressed like mario
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The thing about Digger is that it looks goofy enough that I would give it a try if the photography didn't look like old paste.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing. Two years and one hundred million dollars. Ribbon cutting with the mayor last month. Concrete is barely dry and they are tearing it all up
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normal
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Astounding. It's not even anti-sleeping, but still weirdly hostile energy.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus christ, we are so far gone.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some scenes from making dinner tonight
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Their reading of the report is wrong. The gulf states are using other (in some cases patchwork) routes to make up the difference, while strait traffic remains substantially depressed. More accurate summary in this story: www.cnbc.com/2026/09/30/i...
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine the employees, not their employer
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
umm no thanks
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This woman is Yoko Ono’s chef
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol thank god
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there are ziggurats everywhere for those with eyes to see
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey seattle, what the fuck?
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Timeline synchronocity
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i am frankly astounded at this attitude Books should not investigate information that their subjects want to keep private???
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How I’m rolling up to the job interview
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOL I JUST WENT TO YOUTUBE FOR THIS
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I followed this guy for years but this is the stupidest shit i have ever read in my life and now he’s blocked
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cps homework
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a bunch of rightwing losers convinced men to concentrate on things that repel instead of attract women and the harder they try, the harder their life becomes
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only important truth in the article
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
was this an era of civilization or just your childhood?
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
she fixed her weird bangs and now she is hot
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can always solve homelessness by just buying people apartments at a market rate. Its a choice our cities and states make to only do this at 1% of the rate needed
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do you regard this image with respect, or disgust?
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have found a prison that can hold The Doctor
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
nah its fine! Its a scam to sell more helmets!!
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my GOD
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It would be cool if there was some kind of profession to find out information about important things and tell it to the public
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The thing is: everyone knew this as a fact in 2008. But somehow this nation has the memory of a goldfish
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think his stance on Paxton is "anti" and I think that's not what people are debating.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
still pretty cool but the subhead really leads the wind out of the headline's sails here.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They are calling it the wettest zelda ever
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just a fair warning, we have days, maybe hours, before use of this image gets you accused of misogyny
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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