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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon

@smallerdemon.bsky.social
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Have lived in Nashville, Huntsville, Birmingham, San Francisco, and back to Birmingham. Left-leaning Alabamian. IT Support guy.

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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 11h
Conservatives will never use a botch execution as evidence that government is doing a bad job at something, because the government's that execute people are always conservative governments, which are always incompetent by default because they already hate government to begin with.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Nanakusa Nazuna's Vampire Smile (Call Of The Night)
ALT: Nanakusa Nazuna's Vampire Smile (Call Of The Night)
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MurphyPop @murphypop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bear booty time lapse... #art #illustration #TimeLapse #process #bear
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Computers run everything, and I feeling like computer literacy is at an all time low because of mobile phones and tablets. The shit people are unable to do now is absolutely ridiculous.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's a free idea for a terrible story character: a ghost of a dead family member haunting you after you have gender transitioned and refusing to use your name and pronouns and being a real fucking piece of shit deadnaming you and misspending you. Who you gonna' call?
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Mckenna Grace as Phoebe Spengler: What?
ALT: Mckenna Grace as Phoebe Spengler: What?
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MacOS 27 - Question One: What is this stupid fucking Preview icon supposed to represent?
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, a place where Gen-X isn't know as the slackers.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop some SIGNS 🪧⚠️🖤🖖🚸
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't believe I made it to 79. I mean, holy cow!
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@murphypop.bsky.social This has your name all over it.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feelings on billionaires.
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Homer Simpson's Molotov Bush Surprise
ALT: Homer Simpson's Molotov Bush Surprise
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
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Frieren Crying Scene
ALT: Frieren Crying Scene
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whoever has somehow decided that the default "paste" action everywhere is "paste with formatting", I would very much like to meet you. I just wanna talk.
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Family Guy: Peter Griffin's 'Just Wanna Talk'
ALT: Family Guy: Peter Griffin's 'Just Wanna Talk'
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sure a cup of decaf at 4 PM is fine.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1. Bigfoot 2. Big cats living in the woods (I lived in rural Alabama, but there were no 'big cats' where we lived) 3. Bullies 4. Going to school 5. Stuff and junk
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@drewcurtis.bsky.social Have you ever thought about firing up a Fark Mastodon instance?
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember, reality itself is the propaganda against the right wing.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I forgot all about the Apple thing. I think I'm done with iPhones again and looking at the Pixel 10a. Cheap phone, newish, will run Graphene. I hate Android more than I hate Apple, but hopefully Graphene would make it something I wouldn't mind.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When you think about, enshittification has already existed for years: it's called "being a landlord." They sell you on how great the property is, you sign the lease, and they proceed to let the property devolve and then tell you fixing things to make them livable would be prohibitively expensive.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why are we still pretending Mitch McConnell isn't dead?
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Drop some SHADES.Ro
Roberto Benigni screenshot from Jim Jarmusch's Night On Earth - Roberto is in a cab, at night, wearing sunglasses.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🖤 Noé Archiviste from The Case Study of Vanitas manga and anime.
Noé Archiviste from the manga and anime "The Case Study of Vanitas". Noé is wearing a white top hat with a purple band, a black shirt and black ascot, and a white button up jacket. His eyes are purple. His hair is white.
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SilentBobX @silentbob-x.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Relatives whining on Facebook: "Why doesn't anyone call me in my hour of need?" Answer: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring "Your call has been forwarded to voicemail " "We're sorry, the person you're trying to reach has a voicemail that is not set up. Goodbye "
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To all of you still just watching videos on your phones without headphones in public, and taking calls on speaker in public, I would like to wish you a bad day that hopefully culminates in the absolute destruction of your device(s). Sincerely, me, a sane person with a grudge about this.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My spouse started having numbness on her right side last night. Called 911. Hey blood pressure was sky high. We went to the ER. Wheee! Blood clot in a vein in her brain. She’s been on blood thinner since last night. She’s doing well. MRI was scheduled and she was on her way for it when I left today.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The metaphor wasn't oil, it was dirt. The worms are just worms and the universe survives through worm poop, just like us. No worm poop, no good dirt, no survival.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
riddance.ai/reports/poli... Remember, money is everything, and this is what anyone with money they want to keep is funding.
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These anti-Democrat YouTubers are paid actors | Riddance
AI-enabled personas are targeting mayors, governors, and members of Congress. One network used “ghost creator” personas to accumulate 45 million views on YouTube and millions on TikTok.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Conservatives are the biggest fucking coward on the face of the planet. Conservatives of EVERY stripe, every country, every religion. Are they brutal murderers? Yes. As they psychotic end-of-the-world nihilists? Absolutely. But they are at rock bottom cowards unable to confront reality. Cowards.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The drive to make technology easier since iOS and Android became the primary interface tools for information technology also seems to correlate with a marked decrease in overall technical literacy. The number of people that do not know how to plug literal power cables into something is crazy now.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of my favorite Tim Curry voice performances that almost no one will know is that of the Cat King in Studio Ghibli's The Cat Returns. www.youtube.com/shorts/sdgoX...
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good news, dog fuckers!
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How far into the grave while being buried alive by Donald Trump to make himself and his friends even richer before a impoverished Trump voter is like "Maybe I made a mistake."? When being pushed in? When the casket closes? When the dirt is being tossed on the casket? When the dirt is patted down?
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
youtu.be/Yi7RhKx5oxE?... One of Tim Curry's most forgotten roles, but one of his absolute best: Farley Claymore in The Shadow (1994). "So... when are you come down and... see my burillium sphere?" If you have never seen The Shadow, you owe it to yourself to check it out. It's fun and well done.
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Tim Curry Is The Sinister Farley Claymore | The Shadow
YouTube video by Popcorn Picks
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump was always honest about one thing: "I am gonna use and destroy the US government to make myself and my friends even richer." The grift is that he made the racists, bigots, homophobes, transphobes, etc. think that they were his friends. Beef farmers thought they were Trump's friend, everyone.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton proved that just because you're rich doesn't mean you have to be a brutal piece of garbage as a human being. Billionaires should strive to be 1/10th of the person she was. But they won't. When they die, we won't lament their passing and feel the loss, we will celebrate their passing.
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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
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American Humanist Association @americanhumanist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you, Dolly, for just being an absolute gem.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Rob Israel @robisraelart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now in my Teepublic!!! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9784...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I kind of wish they'd find a way to cast Ella Purnell in a Marvel project.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Technically, End Game has a happy ending since both Thanos and the billionaire with too much influence in the government both die.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One reason to still use old-school sites like Fark and Metafilter is that people using those sites tend to know how to spell and use the correct words for things. Don't see a lot of "loose" when they mean "lose" over there.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I truly believe that people have lost a lot of their 'life literacy' in the last few years. People are becoming insufferable when you ask them basic questions. Completely indignant at the most basic stuff.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When you find an amazing song and listen to the rest of the album that isn't anything like that one amazing song.
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Man's Disappointment
Alt: Disappointed Pakistani cricket fan meme.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey, everybody, what am I seeing? I thought this was a PARTY! LET'S DAAAAAAAAAAANCE! Post your audition gif for #FOOTLOOSE3000! It's FOOTLOOSE DAY in Blue Sky Land! EVERYBODY CUT LOOSE!
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Anything that was a 'trusted newsource' 20 years ago is essentially the news equivalent of a 'premium brand' in electronics 30 years ago. Aiwa, Sharp, Pioneer, etc. It's just a name they hope stupid people still trust even though it's owned by some monster Trump loving conglomerate.
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lone gunman #3 - smallerdemon @smallerdemon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Friends” is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe-living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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