BREAKING NEWS: “The individual players don’t matter” says Angela Paxton, as sources say Messi, LeBron, Vesrstappen, Brady, etc., are “devastated” to learn they were largely decorative.
elyssa walker
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english student. nineteenth-century moralist with wi-fi. raised between mexico and spain, culturally and logistically american. currently reading britain like an unusually long social novel.
