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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be

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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Digger: No one wants your hopeless centrist bullshit, you fuckwits.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bring back the ball pit full of kids' bacteria, bring back standing consoles with N64 games, bring back dangerous toys, bring back my childhood.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Taylor Swift's husband is MAGA, that's why her music sucks now.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I think of Cleveland, I think of this video:
youtu.be
HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO
YouTube video by bishopvids
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Centrist is another word for right leaning.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
kill the old language
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
According to Republicans, Trans rights are worse than the Epstein files.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That's okay, rich people will just have private health care and fool the poors into voting against their own interests
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And they'll keep voting for a republican no matter what.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
storm the hospital for proof of life.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
wonder if meta is going to change this
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bad USA, NO HEATED RIVALRY SEASON 2 FOR YOU!
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
But you don't have to go about your day like normal.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Margo's got money troubles is prolife propaganda.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A conversation in the year 3000, probably: Did you know cars used to be driven primarily by people and they used to get angry at each other and even pull out guns and kill each other over car incidents?
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ahead of the Malcolm in the Middle nostalgia world tour, just letting you know that Frankie Muniz is a Republican.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
youtu.be
Chuck Norris & Wife discuss Obama, NDAA, 1000 Years of Darkness
YouTube video by Nick Jones
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Don't you know that prolife only applies to fetuses.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Why are you waiting for the three ghosts of Christmas past, present and future to visit the wealthy in their sleep and convince them to be more empathetic to the poor? That's not going to happen no matter how many remakes are made of Charles Dickens.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Republicans always fall in line. Unlike Democrats, they can name call, infight, have personal beefs, rape and when it matters, support each other.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
She looks like a void with eyes in that red tent
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
scratch
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Purrfect pair
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
What a floofy tail!
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Little tucked in paws!
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Happy cat
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Scratchy scratchy
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
They look so shiny in the sun!
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Ready for Halloween!
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Yet none of the second amendment people will rise up with their guns against this.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I'm going to say tomato soup, but that's probably wrong.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
*Does not apply to politics.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Twice. Elected twice.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The problem is that the alt right has always been steadily rising and since people in power have always been old, no one prevented or understood how technology facilitates bad actors or misinformation.
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Anthony P @anthcap.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
because of this little ad? youtu.be/pABUi669v3g?...
youtu.be
Trump ends trade talks with Canada after Reagan ‘anti-tariffs’ ad
YouTube video by The Independent
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Just randomly thinking of the time travel movie with Hugh Jackman where the protagonist gives up all modern privileges and rights to go live in the past because love
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Too late
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
But then it won't benefit the wealthy and Republicans
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Business cat should learn the meaning of self care
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What a slow and uneventful march toward fascism
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
India made cows part of religion and sacred, but that's probably not having any chance of happening in the western world
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Also the space socialism
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The free market never gave anyone rights
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
What was she saying?
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Spill their titles!
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a young boy wearing a shirt with a double decker bus on it
ALT: a young boy wearing a shirt with a double decker bus on it
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
a roof just made for cats
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The continually updating satire article (about shootings, but applies here):
theonion.com
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens ...
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