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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be

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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
wonder if meta is going to change this
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It looks similar to this image from google image search, so maybe it's a play on it? Nothing came up for "I'm sure you're trying your best" as a sarcastic meme
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Kris Jenner says no
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.”
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Yes, the planet got destroyed but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Here's the new one:
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Hey, Republicans, fuck you.
Two pictures of all gender inclusive bathrooms.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
A comic about how the fans of Jordan Peterson only defend him by saying that everything Jordan Peterson says is taken out of context
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Here is a 22 year old man and his 9 year old wife. You really don't need to go to the all trouble of identifying as a woman or pretend to be a woman to get into a bathroom to rape women and girls really. Elvis fucked Priscilla when he was 24 and she was 14.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
 Le Chat

Viens, mon beau chat, sur mon coeur amoureux;
Retiens les griffes de ta patte,
Et laisse-moi plonger dans tes beaux yeux,
Mêlés de métal et d'agate.

Lorsque mes doigts caressent à loisir
Ta tête et ton dos élastique,
Et que ma main s'enivre du plaisir
De palper ton corps électrique,

Je vois ma femme en esprit. Son regard,
Comme le tien, aimable bête
Profond et froid, coupe et fend comme un dard,

Et, des pieds jusques à la tête,
Un air subtil, un dangereux parfum
Nagent autour de son corps brun.

— Charles Baudelaire
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
There, fixed it for you
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I disagree, it is hard
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
huh.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
One night there was a girl and her parents left her home alone because they had to go out, they thought she would be ok home alone for one night because she had the dog to protect her. They told her they would be home in the morning so they left, the girl locked all the doors and windows but one it was very hard to push down the lock so the girl left it. She said it’ll be fine and went upstairs, she got ready brushed her teeth etc. And than she lied in bed. She put her hand down ne’er the bottom of her bed and the dog licked it so she new she was safe and went to bed. She woke up at around 3:00 AM and heard a dripping sound coming from the bathroom, she shook it off and thought it was the faucet and she said to herself it needs to be fixed. She put her hand down again and let her dog lick it and went back to sleep, she woke up at 4:30 AM and heard the dripping again she got up to go fix it than when she walked in the bathroom she saw her skinned dead dog hanging in the bathroom and written in the dogs blood was HUMANS CAN LICK TOO.
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I drew you a tiny thing in paint
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Same as Nazi furries
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
You know it's missing something
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Lol what is this
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
When something is so excellent, it might as well be the same as magic Here's what I see when I look at this:
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
His website needs to reflect it though
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The round cheeks remind me of a different portrait
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Canada needs to take this more seriously, methinks
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Birb @smallbirb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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