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smackulater.bsky.social

@smackulater.bsky.social
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Terrible person, terrific dancer

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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The food equivalent of the US is a pumpkin pie. It is ok sometimes, but now there's a cat turd on it.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
With everything going on in the US, it no longer feels like using dark comedy to cope, it's gone past that, is there such a thing as dark nausea?
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Have you all forgotten about The Chimp Channel? Chimpanzees in human clothing voiced by human actors. Obviously a limited series, maybe narrated by an AI version of Orson Welles...
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Jokingly called the wife "cookie", a few hours later I call her "cookie" again. She thinks the name is cute, and asks me where it is from, she's futzing with her blue shirt - head tilted I'm puzzled - she asks me again where "cookie" came from. She's been wearing a cookie monster t-shirt for 5 hours
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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Exactly
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A policy like this would have to include an exception for things that are gross. I haven't been to a buffet where there hasn't been something a little bit weird...
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
He is such an embarrassment to the United States.
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President Of Panama Claps Back At Trump's Threat To Reclaim Panama Canal
What an embarrassment.
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
President Musk doesn't give two shits about the American people.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Elon Musk's presidency is going to be a total shitshow. PASS IT ON
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Love this!
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Sounds like you haven't earned it yet. Stop caring about what other people think, LG makes some bangers...
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This is why Nikki Giovanni was thrown out of police academy...
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Monkeys and apes induce fascination and a slight fear, they occupy that uncanny valley between man and animal. They're us but not us.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why are MAGA joining Bluesky? For their basic need of just being a holes. Nothing more than that. They have nothing we want to hear. None of us are interacting with them. I guess they are no longer able to get their hateful needs met over on Douchbagville.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
That explains why so many people want to kill those who disagree with them...
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's a little gross, every new Trump news story has me oscillating between frustrated panic for the future and the chocolate covered schadenfreude of watching people get what they voted for.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I don't really, I have a grumpy disposition, it's more of a joke that displays my sense of humor. I went through a lot of stuff as a child that led to a really misanthropic approach to other people (and myself). I'm in therapy and trying to be the best version of me while maintaining my is-ness.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Awareness for anything is a starting point. Human rights under the UDHR. As a low needs autistic man who is also a victim of childhood physical & mental abuse, I think MH care/therapy should be covered by insurance. Pollution can't be curtailed by financial penalties, clean it up or shut it down.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Well they're free, you can pick them up whenever you need them. Honestly, I'm a terrible person, but also a terrific dancer.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Lol you're funny. Do you kiss your sister with that mouth?
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Don't be jealous, the world will be back to laughing at Donny soon enough. Did you wander away from Truth Social? Donny needs your money! Go back to Twitter and cry some more. I almost care as little for you as your parents did.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Nope, but if you want to investigate it you certainly can. Disenfranchised people with out reliable access to the internet, television or news often have trouble keeping up with today's 24 hour news cycle. I would also assume things are rough for native Americans regardless of who the president is.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Great actually, to paraphrase George Carlin - Think about how stupid the average American is, and half of them are stupider than that. I've got 50 more years on this planet if I'm lucky, I'm not going to spend them being a douche to strangers. Enjoy your life Troy.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good for you, you can block me and get out there and make America great again.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Lol why don't you go make America great again some where else troll
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I decide what I support and what is right for me, you weren't mentioned. Doctors and patients decide what is right for their physical and mental health. Your religion means nothing to anyone not in your religion. How hard is that? Treat people how you would like to be treated it's that simple.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Respectful debate yes, but how rare is that? People ignore facts and scream about what will scare people. People equate the 30 year practicing expert's opinion with that of highschool dropout/ talk show host with a communications degree and a snappy sound bite. Nuanced discourse is dead.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This country probably should die. We're entirely too stupid/greedy/xenophobic to function. Our needs are universal healthcare, a livable wage, retirement, affordable housing, a livable environment and free education. No politician is even trying. We're all victims here, especially you.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Jewish people & Palestinian people have occupied & fought over that same area for thousands of years. We shouldn't be providing money and arms to either side. Call me old fashioned but I'm generally not on the side of anyone committing war crimes.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
So would you, do you think the Israeli or Hamas care if you're straight? I give two shits about Palestine, it's the people being brutalized I care about. There's no shortage of hate anywhere, you don't have to earn it, nor spread it around, you'd be happier if you weren't so boring and immature.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Not your buddy there chief, I take care and provide for my wife, my son, and those less fortunate when I can. I decided to do the more difficult thing and to be a better man, you should too.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I believe that life is challenging enough without people making it worse. Take your baseless fears somewhere else, the world is complicated and you're clearly not mature or smart enough to navigate it. Get off the Internet it's late and you have book covers to eat.
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What I support Immigrant rights ✊🏼 LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM 🖤 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Indigenous People 🫶 Pro-Science🔬 Women’s Rights 💖 Animal Rights 🐮 Human Rights 🫂 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Disability Awareness 🏥 Climate Change Awareness 🍃 Freedom From Religion 🚫🛐
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smackulater.bsky.social @smackulater.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
They could save money on packaging and shipping simply by placing them in the trash at the factory. What a terrible ad.
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