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Crawler # 7,314

@smackaroney.bsky.social
430 followers 263 following 1.4K posts

He/They. 33 y/o. Singer, Cosplayer, Actor, Social Work Student. I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.

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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow the way my face has changed
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i wanna throw a massive charity concert and raise money for Palestine who should perform? what city? calling all my artist friends to stand on business and raise some money 🍉
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I brought back my Inuyasha cosplay after YEARS of him being in storage. I really think it turned out well aside from me forgetting the necklace.
A man dressed in an Inuyasha cosplay against a background of lit up cherry blossom trees. He is wearing a white fluffy wig and fluffy white ears and a red Alana, he is sitting on a bench that is out of viewA man cosplaying as Inuyasha wearing a red hakama, a white fluffy wig, and fluffy ears backed by lit up cherry blossom trees
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m haven’t posted about this here, but I’m down almost 30 lbs on diet (and a GLP1) alone. I literally haven’t been able to exercise the entire time because of my shoulder being injured in some unknown way I’m gonna make an effort to start adding walking in at least until I can get back to lifting
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I continue to be hot despite the world burning
A man wearing a grey suit with kinda fluffy short hair taking a mirror selfie A man with a short beard and mustache throwing up a peace sign. He is wearing round glasses, a sword earring, and has sort of messy but well styled fluffy brown hair
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
YEP
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When a joke goes too far
It’s just me dressed up as Carl
laying facing away from the camera with princess donut and Carl censoring my feet
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mongo is appalled that Carl looks this good
A Dungeon Crawler Carl cosplayer sitting on a bed with an unbuttoned black vest and heart boxers reading a book.
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh buddy. You’re just getting started.
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Like who would that even be FOR
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A photo of me putting my hand on my face with an overlay of text that reads “I have such intrusive thoughts about making spicy Carl foot content but I don’t even like feet or have a spicy site and I honestly just want to do it for the joke but that would make EVERYONE uncomfortable so I’m just gonna post a story about it instead of giving in to the meme brain gremlins”
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I LOVE Donut
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s SO FUN but later on there are some really emotional hits. If you want someone to rant to as you go through the series I’m here. I’m on book 6!
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
God Damnit Donut
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, my name is Markiplier
A dude that looks like Markiplier the YouTuber, but isn’t. He’s wearing a lavender shirt with quotes from Dungeon Crawler Carl on it and has chin length shaggy hair, a disconnected beard and mustache, and is holding a phone taking a selfie in the mirror
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@fictionalmanlover.bsky.social I can’t message you because you have your DMs turned off, but I am so amused because I cosplay Arthur Morgan AND Gale and you seem to love those two men specifically
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
On what platform? I looked here and on instagram. Here it’s a dead profile and on insta it’s just photos of vegetables?
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
AND AND AND they’re all like “low effort!” No, literally NONE of this is low effort. That’s the goddamn problem. If eating healthy was actually low effort, I wouldn’t be shaped like a fucking beer keg
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m so mad that these “healthy” recipe books and influencers are typically really focused on bulking and high protein when I need to CUT
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Arthur Morgan and Dutch Van Der Linde up to no good as per usual I LOVED cosplaying cowboys with my friend @trintree-cos.bsky.social at @fanexpodenver.bsky.social We met Roger Clark, VA of Arthur, and it was SO FUN. Can’t wait to be cowboys even more!
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Had an amazing time at @fanexpodenver.bsky.social on Friday and I’m RARIN’ TO GO to be there tomorrow! No more rootin’ tootin’ cowboy shenanigans though, that was for Friday I LOVE these shots that @trintree-cos.bsky.social got of my Arthur Morgan cosplay!!
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
DUUUUUUTCH
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hell yeah @fanexpodenver.bsky.social , I’m so ready to be a root in’ tootin’ cowboy with my friend @trintree-cos.bsky.social tomorrow. I’m cosplaying the best man ever, Arthur Morgan
A bearded man wearing a cowboy hat, a blue striped shirt, and a black bandana.
He resembles the video game character Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2A man wearing a full cowboy getup- jacket, boots, jeans, suspenders, the whole works
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Trin @trintree-cos.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
RDR2 Cosplay on 2026? Yes please! Can't wait to bring Dutch to @fanexpodenver.bsky.social! I get to play cowboys with my friend @smackaroney.bsky.social!
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I only want the new Tomodachi Life so that I can make the Dungeon Crawler Carl characters in it
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I finally sort of look like I’m in my 30s Took long enough
Man wearing a dark grey sweatshirt with shoulder length hair and a short beard looking at the camera
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You’re a good man Arthur Morgan (Look it’s me in Arthur Morgan cosplay. Yes I want to make it better)
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ok maybe I’m hot
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Thank you!!
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The most Gale expression in the entire world
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I just want to lose weight and I’ve gained 20lbs in the past 5 months. I’m so pissed.
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I AM INDEED HERE
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I look so… something or other
A 33 year old man with some eyeliner on wearing a shirt that says “I got that dog in me”
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Editing photos is fun
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Someone beat me with a stick
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👻 Spooky-Zozo 🖤 @summonzozo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Mean person, bitchy energy in your 30s is actually embarrassing. Go and heal and stop projecting your insecurities all over other people 🫶
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The very beginning of transition versus where I am now. I promise despite having a stinky look on my face in the photo on the right that I’m so much happier now than I was back then.
A young person with a pixie cut that is somewhere between yellow and orange- a very clearly failed dye job.

They have a soft face, big blue eyes, and are smiling awkwardly at the camera.

They have just cut their hair for the first time to a short cutA man with a pierced nose leaning back on his couch. He has chin length brown hair, round-ish glasses, a beard and mustache, and looks quizzically into the camera. He looks very comfortable.
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I can’t believe they gave us more Leon Kennedy
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oh shit I woke up and everything is the new Pokémon starters
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I am trying to write a paper ma’am
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If any of you had questions about why I feel threatened by cis het men at the gym, one was wearing a shirt that said “Hate Keeps Me Warm” today So there’s that
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Put Leon Kennedy in this
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
True to form, a man got mad at me and blamed drugs for his bad behavior
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It feels needlessly threatening when men set up their workout space and then pace around the area in between sets. What are you doing, protecting your territory? Just standing there is an option.
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I kinda like this high waisted pants thing going on right now
Man standing in front of a bed. He is wearing a blue corduroy shirt and light baggy jeansA man standing in front of a bed. He is wearing a dark green sweater with eyes on it and light blue baggy jeans
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Love watching a guy ego lift and fail to lock out at the top of a dead lift
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
WHO GIVES A 9.4/10 AS A GRADE JUST GIVE THE 9 OR THE 10
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Lookin big? But like in a good way? Now to get that waistline to cooperate
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Crawler # 7,314 @smackaroney.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This sounds lovely
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