SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026i have sculpted the exact face Clavicular made while he ran that guy over for no reason 000
Reposted by SLUTSAMONGUSjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025this is the shit my youtube algorithm recommends me 2672626
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024im a waiter at a restaurant tell me why i just got tipped with a bocchibuck 050
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024spotify smart shuffle got me planning to kill my infant son 010
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024maine should be a canadian province. thats ours. 110
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024white people feel so good when they flippantly end a sentence with “Hope this helps!” 130
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024buckshot roulette is such a funny game cuz theres really a community of people surrounding it theorycrafting and calculating mathmatical statistics of whether or not i should put a loaded shotgun in my mouth and fire upward 020
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Epidemic Sound carries the whole youtube landscape 000
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024i just watched an ad on yt shorts that paired a video of a man being crushed to death in an industrial factory to a beatdrop. the ad was for makeup 070
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024changed to SLUTSAMONGUS for consistency between sites. they wont unban cumpoggers on twitter, unlucky 020
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i wanna go out in my grey sweatpants and not bother but too many women will be ogling at my fat 9 incher and i dont want that. hate this society 130
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024im on SIX blocklists for fucking fandom shipping?? 030
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024we all got that one homie whose perineum is sensitive as fuck 😂 020
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024im officially the wealthiest transport mogul on this app. 010
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024in hindsight markiplier seeing golden freddy on a 1 in 32,000 chance on his first playthrough is crazy no? i feel like that moment alone was a catalyst for that whole franchise’s momentum 020
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024“im making my own large language model and scanning our whole house with it to help with organization” no mom you’re giving hyperspecific data to ai moguls who think ‘cyber security’ is about fighting off the Terminator 140
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024ketchup does NOT exist at this 97 year old diner that still got apples best feature. What was "the incident" at your potential to do the funniest thing of all time? 020
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024asmr cooking is a cancer on the internet i do NOT need to hear what the inside of a butter knife sounds like as it scrapes roasted garlic over toast 120
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024i like that new song from rosé with bruno mars 110
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024she really does it just for the love of the game 120
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024what if people couldnt bend knees and we all just had to hobble around like protractors 010
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024reaction channels after you tell them you dont want to see the entire inside crevice of their mouth in the thumbnail 010
Reposted by SLUTSAMONGUSgirldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 17/11/2024i’m kind of like if the crimson chin was called the white forehead 021
SLUTSAMONGUS @slutsamongus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i need to figure out a way to put bunnygirls on my feed without a bunch of porn coming with it 110
