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Leslie Kyle

@slumscourier.bsky.social
295 followers 406 following 2.3K posts

FFVII-RP account. Investigator and errand boy for hire. Engaged to the lovely badass @alinadevee.bsky.social. Heavy adult themes. LEWD/AI/MINORS DNI Tales by Thoth

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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 9h
He has no input on this subject, nor should he.
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𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗯𝗼𝘁. @wcrdplay.bsky.social · 11h
This attitude comes from pain; I wasn't always like this.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 11h
He's more of a bakery enthusiast...
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 13h
||: Like wet spaghetti.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 13h
||: Too many truth serums ;- ;
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 13h
(Dont give this man loopholes)
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☆》𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙉 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎 @whenharmoniashines.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a fool, thinking someone was there. nobody is coming to save you, nobody is coming to rescue you from these chains. . .
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
||: I am also scared
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BLINDED BY THE LIIIGHT.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure, blame her resourcefullness on trauma.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well that tends to happen when you arrest their dads.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Addy is a saint. She's only accidentally set off the fire alarms three times. ...This month.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I grew up with many men who did exactly what ShinRa does. Push and hurt people, then hand out their gil to families to hide the blood and keep the people quiet. They had their own Hojos too. So you'll forgive me if all is see as a difference is you all just happen to ve societally sanctioned."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He sneered. "Bullshit. Goodbye, Mister President." .
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He blinked. "Are you envious you don't have your own child? Is that why you're so bent and desperate to throw your guilty blood money at children? Or are you afraid they'll rise up and stab your croonies and you in your sleep if they're not GRATEFUL for your existence every day of their lives?"
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
||: This is really funny for me who has the biggest gay crush on Rfus and thinks hes adorable
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He asked. I answered. You gonna lock me up for that too?
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey Sephiroth, are you a muderer?
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Because you don't get to throw around your fucking gil like you're the damn saint of Midgar, when your feet still walk in rivers of old blood! Your company is covered in it! And no rebrand, donation, or charities exonerate you of those stone carved sins!!" He might be projecting a little bit.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"My problem is where do you get off all of a sudden giving two shits about slum kids?"
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
||: Look at Leslie and Rufus fighting over her education like a m- Divorced couple xD
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Oh, believe me, I'm making sure she's not as stupid as me. And what, you'll make sure she can be as entitled and boughie as you are? Eat lead."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
||: Odd fact about Leslie. Heavy believer in Gaia
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We all die ShinRa. And we both know Gaia has the same plans for you and me. Our hands are not clean. No matter how money and makeup you bury yourself with. "
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I have a child who loves me. You have nothing but sycophants and people who fear you. I know who the loser is. Just stay away from her. You and that bloodthirsty mutt."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
||: Everytime you guys say "Julie" i just see her
static.klipy.com
Julie Powers Scott Pilgrim
ALT: Julie Powers Scott Pilgrim
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"To hurt /me/, you fucking psychopath."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You're the one with militarized drones, robots, armies, and falling cities at your disposal. You fucking tell me."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Uh huh... I'm sure that's all you wanted." The last thing he wants is him dropping a plate on a school.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"So's your manners, but you don't hear me complaining."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The Nunya School of Your Business ."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
||: Yeah Julie!! XD
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Yeah, it's called Nunya."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Of course. Don't want her going down the same path as her old man."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Four, coming up on five."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Short for Adelaide. Named after my mom."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Consider me uninterested in your fucking judgment."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"My romantic life us none of your fucking business. And ai don't like your dog, so consider it mutual."
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𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗯𝗼𝘁. @wcrdplay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I notice everything. I just act like I don’t.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I do. And a cat."
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˖ ִֶָ𐀔𓂃 𝑺𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑 @darksnowdrop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A banner made by me using two pictures of my LaDS MC (to represent my OC) — in the first picture, you can only see her from the back and the image is cropped enough to show the upper part of her back, her brown-reddish short hair, and the profile of her face up to her nose; in the second picture, she's perfectly visible from head to toe, wearing a black outfit (shorts and cropped jacket, over a white shirt) and holding a huge black and red sword, somehow almost bigger than her. The rest of the banner is occupied by torn pages of a paper, a delicate white flower taped to the first picture of my OC and a menacing, thorny branch of red roses reaching towards the second picture. Plus, the words "I never forget; I don't forget; I can't forget" and "where to now" are written under/next to the pictures. And in the bottom corner on the right, there's a classic theatrical symbol, one mask smiling next to one with a sad expression.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
||: my grammar sucks... i have not slept yet
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"My daughter. Your loss."
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...Fine. But onlybif he's nice to Addy and doesn't make an ass of himself. Also he sleeps on the couch.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Avalanche is invited only.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(He can pick people on the way if they wanna join their little journey.)
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Speaking of, anyone have song suggestions for a roadtrip RV playlist? He's gonna run out of discs soon, and they're not even halfway to Costa del Sol yet.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't look at him. He's outta town with the kid.
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎵...Never opened myself this way. "Life is ours, we live it our way." All these words, I don't just say. And nothing else matters...🎵
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Leslie Kyle @slumscourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely not!
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