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Mostly satire since 1979, but these days not everything is funny. 🏏🎺 I'm not much for chatting, so don't take offense if I don't reply.

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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 6h
Treason isn't too strong of a word when Russia is also supplying intelligence to Iran during the war.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 14h
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 11h
It's definitely more scary that he thinks we're dumb (with a "b") to believe this than that he's obviously lying.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 11h
I put my ballot into the dropbox here yesterday. When you're registered, they just let you do it. Don't take that for granted!
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 11h
And, I might add, a dumbass (with a "b")...
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 13h
Meanwhile, Donald Trump pushing diesel and gas cars, undermining our energy future and accelerating climate disaster. Other than that: cool.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 13h
Per my last post, they thought you were too dumb to NOT take them at their word.
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MamaSuz @mamaskc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 23h
Senator Mark Kelly Is Right ✅️......
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14h
Trump and the GOP's real base of support — billionaires, Big Oil, Big Tech, Crypto, and Wall Street — know that the midterms may limit what they can get away with in the future. Vote accordingly. www.politico.com/news/2026/10/16/re…
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 13h
The thing to remember is that they all (including, especially, Trump himself) knew exactly what they had done before stepping into the job. Their primary disqualification isn't merely the crimes and the immorality, but thinking they're smart enough to keep it from stupid, stupid you.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 16h
I guess there was a choice between a better candidate or a better liar, and this is what they ended up with?
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 16h
For those of you looking to be snarky, a fruit fly has a lifespan of 40 - 50 days.... www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
nytimes.com
Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 Days
The ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 16h
At least no one can blame this one on a DEI hire... www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
nytimes.com
Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 Days
The ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 17h
That's even forgetting the patent absurdity of Kevin Sorbo as the authoritative expert on all religions in the first place.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 17h
Weakest. President. Ever. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/16/t...
cnbc.com
Trump says new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia should 'reconsider' job
Trump made the remarks about Zacharia before heading to Georgia for a rally aimed at boosting Republicans in the final days before the midterm elections.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 18h
... and then he started, "Yeah, but..." on the Pope re: Catholic Theology. l
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Grifters grifting grifters.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Done.
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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
SCOOP: Katie Zacharia may not have actually been a lawyer, but she was a marketer for a fitness MLM called Beachbody with an ... extensive legal history. From me and @tessowen.bsky.social!
wired.com
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Was an Affiliate Marketer for a Fitness MLM
Trump's newly installed press secretary tells WIRED that in the early 2010s, she promoted a product for a company then called Beachbody, which she described as “sort of a pyramid scheme.”
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🌴Jeff🌴 @counseloroh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Trump's new Press Secretary lied to the American public. Her qualifications are unimpeachable. #MAGAIsADisease btw: does everyone know she believes women receiving abortions should be publicly executed?
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
From "immigration" to full-blown Federal Secret Police. This is the type of stuff that used to drive the Right Wing abso-fukken-lutely crazy.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cannot be legal. But who am I fooling with this "can't be legal" stuff during the second Trump term?
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Like his personal views are irrelevant to a choice whether to vote for him or not? Even if I agreed with his position on the issue -- which I most definitely DO NOT -- this would be a stupid statement on his part.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At this point, I'm certain that reality is designed to show me more ads.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trump had people arrested to cover up his incompetence. An impeachable offense for any other president. For Trump, probably just about the 17th worst thing he did that week.
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themindfulnomad.bsky.social @themindfulnomad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Any country using Musk’s Starlink needs to switch to another provider IMMEDIATELY Your defense system is only as strong as the personal whims of WAR CRIMINAL ELON MUSK. He has set himself up to decide who shall win and lose any battle due to drone and early missile detection dependence on Starlink
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The poster child for today's Republican Party, the state's Attorney General for God's sake!
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Another day, another proof he's an as*hole.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cue "Fortunate Son" and the ad is done.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You and most of America....
CNN screenshot showing US net favorability of +13 for Zelensky and -18 for Trump.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm beyond being surprised by bad people doing bad things. I remain surprised that anyone buys his damn cars at this point.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They won't stop till they're found in contempt (and even then Trump will likely pardon them.)
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This definitely makes me want to build more data centers, in fact, our new AI masters can have my back yard, if they insist. www.cbsnews.com/news/ai-worm...
cbsnews.com
"AI worms" may soon be able to self-replicate and infect smart devices, Anthropic says
Small AI models could clone themselves and infect internet-connected devices such as smart TVs and appliances, the researchers warned.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 11/10/2026
The more combative Dems get, the more of this they will run into. It will be a coordinated wave of elite opinion, scolding them, tamping them down. The fight strategy *only* works if they are willing to bull their way through it, blow it off, mock it. (Their history does not raise one's hopes.)
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Grifters gonna grift. She learned from the best.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe they ought to mix it up a bit and tell the truth every once in a while?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Zelenskyy: “Don’t attack us. Don’t kill our children. We will stop attacking your diesel. I think it’s a fair deal.”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Where’s James Talarico?” they screamed when he took 12 days off the campaign trail due to the flu. Yet they remained silent when Rep. Tom Kean Jr. (R-NJ) was absent for four months and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) missed more than three months.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is America Great yet? 'cause I'm getting damn tired of all this "winning."
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The widespread effects of DOGE’s efforts—the cures that won’t be found; the vaccines that won’t be made; the food meant to save lives, left instead to rot..." www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
theatlantic.com
‘Elon Is a Nuke’
A new documentary makes the case that Elon Musk is a human of mass destruction.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He can't even do treason right.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Harris County TX. He's hospitalized: "ICE claimed the man ran in front of the agents' vehicle and was struck. However, the surveillance video appears to show the SUV veering left through empty parking spaces before running the man over..." abc7.com/story/ice-ru...
abc7.com
ICE agent strikes man with car during pursuit in Texas, authorities say: VIDEO
Surveillance video shows the moment an unmarked SUV carrying ICE agents ran over a man during a pursuit at a shopping center in Texas.
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SlugTales @slugtales.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah, but the US could be Ukraine's 25th Oblast!
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fun Fact: Harm is not just physical
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump has picked a side in the Russia Ukraine war. News organizations should make that clear. And every single Republican running for office should be forced to answer whether they, too, support Russia, and how much of Ukraine Russia should be allowed to rule.
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Jeff Thompson 🇨🇦 💪- Be Good 💖 @jeffthompson48.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"We don't need anything from Canada". The F you don't.
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The cost of drugs from Canada is set to soar for millions of Americans
YouTube video by CBS Pittsburgh
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