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Brandon S.

@slotkin.bsky.social
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Here for a long time, not a good time.

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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@themountaingoats.bsky.social the horn trill in Clean Slate sounds a lot like the Bluey theme song, were you watching a lot of Bluey at the time?
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Oddly the Achewood strip I think of most lately as our current moment of American fascism is both so very bad and so very dumb.
Achewood strip where Phillipe learns the lyrics to "Born in the USA" are a bummer and rewrites them into an upbeat number about hamburgers and good grades
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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Simony!
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
now THIS is journalism
an article about the movie The Accountant 2 starring Ben Affleck

We Asked An Actual Accountant How Many People He's Killed And He Told Us To Leave His Office

With The Accountant 2 finally hitting theaters, we decided to ask a real accountant about the accuracy of the film. It didn't go well.

READ MORE ->
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/04/2025
*Come Together Voice* He fuck, custom sofa he kill, holy father He get, mocked in Greenland he is, owned on Twitter He was, picked so no one would kill the prez What the fuck is up with the shape of his head? Come together, right now, blame JD
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 24/03/2025
You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES
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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump wants cancer to win. Easy press conference.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
the pact
PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me."
PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now."
PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!"
PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!"
PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."
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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy.
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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Shoulda put him in jail when he had the chance.
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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
This one has the juice.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
- OK but say you were Achilles' most beloved person in the world, and you went out and died fighting, and the enemy wanted to desecrate your corpse and feed it to the dogs, then the one man standing over your body, fighting off a whole army, that would be— - ...
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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
DeSantis is an absolute freak
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
"'I’m getting shpilkes,' he said, using the Yiddish word for shpilkes."
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He Thought His Chuck Close Painting Was Worth $10 Million. Not Quite.
A bittersweet ending for Mark Herman, the dog walker who was given the painting: It finally sold, but for far less than he had envisioned.
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Prof Lou Moore @profloumoore.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
One of my favorite political cartoons. Perfect reminder on Veteran’s Day
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
They will also test his willingness to be questioned by an African-American woman.
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Brandon S. @slotkin.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
/honk
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Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
I think of this old Achewood comic every time a celebrity from my youth passes away. “Welcome to the only game in town.” 🖤 achewood.com/2009/06/28/t... achewood.com/2009/06/28/t...
Comic strip. 2 characters mourn the death of Michael Jackson. An older character says:

He was your Elvis, and when your Elvis dies, so does the private lle that someday you will be young once again, and feel at capricious Intervals the welghtlessness of a joy that is unchecked by the injuries of experience and fallure.

In other words, you two died a bit today.

Welcome to the only game in town.
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Ettingermentum @ettingermentum.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
How do you even get this angle. Did they hire stuart little at the ap photography desk.
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