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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 6h
Depends- can Kimberly Guilfoyle convince patrons at that Iowa diner that she's on the up and narrow?
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 23h
Good cosplay but the hair is off
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It'll have legs, though...maybe. If not in theaters [unfortunately] then in the streaming world. Like it's the type of movie you wanna talk about and dissect even if you hate it. Even more so if you do in fact (I didn't - quite the opposite).
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The voices are whispering "Cybertruck...CYBER-TANK. CYBERTANK. Powered by Grok. And Grok insults and roasts our enemies." And all he's thinking is, "I love whatever it is I'm on"
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Hispanic, is there some sort of superpower/immunity skill point I'm not aware of?
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I liked it, quite a bit in fact. There's parallels with Dr Strangelove, which is beloved now, but not so much in the 60s. To echo your point: I get the sense many people, and many critics, only like satire when it's at a safe distance. Not when it's in your face going: "Ha ha we're royally fucked."
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My money's on it inadvertently giving out top secret material.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't forget the highly secretive F-35 parts! Give those back...Maybe? If you're done with them?
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He should be called The Great Deceiver in all history books going forward. Every child and adult should know- he was The Great Deceiver.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*inaudible*
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know how to online gamble. But if I did I'd put money on her becoming a 60 Minutes guest correspondent or opinión presenter or whatever soon.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And loons- we mustn't forget about the loons!
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, I'm sure Hunter Biden appreciates being called "a great human being", but let's focus on the conflict-of-interest/security angle of this.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One's Ernesto. The other's Dennis- not a Communist. He just liked kicking small children for no good reason.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Deceiver Flails
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh yeah, just peeked the ALT text. Hey. At least you're not feeling D'Onofrio in that movie.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Salton Sea right?
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe it's because I'm not that plugged in, but seeing this guy all of a sudden doing media hits is giving
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is it more often than not plain ol' loss of situational awareness? You stop paying attention to ground speed and practically every other marker? Or just the dread of having to do a go-around?
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So, question on that: do you think for highly trained pilots that happens because they insist they can put the plane down even though they're going way too fast and with basically zero AoA...is it more just a mentality that if they force it a weee bit they'll be able to? Or...
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Honestly, for me it's at the point where it's neither unnerving nor surprising nor amusing to mock; it's just EXHAUSTING.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At this moment no sense Chilean Twitter is aware of Wild Horse Nine. Maybe check with Luz Pascal?
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And coffee. AND. COFFEE.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is Astra a nom de guerre for a Zizzian offshoot? A unit from the future come to save us? An alien?
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Elmo from Sesame Street Makes a Funny Face
ALT: Elmo from Sesame Street Makes a Funny Face
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This got tweeted out without further explanation as to who or what is Astra.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now let us partake in delicious horse meat from Argentina
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I mean, on the one hand, I'm impressed how Delcy's been all "play ball" and gone into Uber survival mode. On the other...a complete clusterf*ck is still possible if enough true believers conclude it's all a bit too much.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You'd be telling me about Knock Off: the best movie ever made about microbombs and fake/counterfeit designer jeans, also starring Paul Sorvino.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hahahaha Or just send them the cat pictures- just to see what happens.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They *sometimes* have fax services at like print/mailing centers- OfficeDepot, FedEx stores.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have you played the game? The latest one, the FPV shooter? Pretty decent actually - good way to scratch a robo itch.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Or the little gnome that live inside the box. And eats poo. The poognome.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm...I'm doing both? Both, yeah, both sound good.
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Kori Schake 🎃 @kschake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Disgraceful
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If he hadn't clarified he was frank I actually would've thought he was bullshitting on a topic he hasn't the remotest comprehension of.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was gonna say- if they're not romantically linked, then the YIKES get even louder.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My dude gonna be coming in to vote like:
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Officially not outside the realm of possibilities: -She's a Russian/NK/TAKE-YOUR-PICK sleeper agent -She's a fembot from the future with inverted entropy
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
MyManGuy should be top of the list
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Sir will Natalie Harp be at the ballroom with you?" Let's see if we can give them all aneurysms.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You can also say that about...well, all of Verhoeven. With the exception of maybe Total Recall. But RoboCop and Starship Troopers certainly. And Basic Instinct. And even Showgirls!
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think first place already belongs to the Jimmy Kimmel write who wrote something along the lines of he looks like a Sharpei dog made human. A Sharpei dog whose wish to turn into a real boy came true.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When Harry did it at least it was funny:
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A 6 foot 7 WNBA center who's trans and preaches Marx, all the while, only in the starting lineup because od DEI. And she's forcing us to laugh at her woke Jimmy Kimmel jokes.
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If it was too small he'd be truly cooped up in there
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Forget the joke, man-- think about the size of that catering cart.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Also why is Lola playing with Bug's heart like that? And who the hell is Taz's date? Whaaaa.
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Aaand cue this all-timer:
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slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social @slothymcslothsloth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kilmar Abrego. David Hearn. Dr. Anthony Fauci. It's a pathology.
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