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@slocrnt.bsky.social
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Official Dictator of bsky.app as per the 100 likes on that post I once posted on here. Join the resistance of the evil eye I don't know why but I keep throwing myself in front of buses.

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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Depends on the enemy
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like dudes with high hairlines like me. Hehe
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just a bit mentally weak is all.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to use some app that aggregated all of the social media. I think an app called Sprout does something similar.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know I saw it afterwards but... I think it isn't obvious and I only noticed after studying it. The dot in the i needs a top tail (I don't know what the end of a flame is called... Yes the internet is in front of me but it is 5:22 am.)
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe make the I a match? I dunno I get a bit literal sometimes
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Leave the colors binary. The swooshy the text is the only negative feedback I have for you.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're the only person I've ever rea/heard that quoted that correctly. I like how far he twists
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was thinking of RTS, but same!
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And yet, how many times have you heard other developers complain that a demo ruined their sales? It's like they almost get there with the message but cannot read it because their egos are too fragile.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like Thomas Massie still.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell. This must be going around.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss the smell of fruit markers in the morning...
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, I can't even imagine a coherent response from mine so you got that I guess?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why though?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Forgetting that humans are thinkers! So get off my back
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This woman made a list of almost 6000 haters of hers...
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Livestreaming was a CSI psy op used to make us get comfortable with the idea of talking to ourselves and thus being... ... crazy! Anyone like this one? Anyone wanna make a joke about this one?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember. The constitution requires integrity of execution...
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I learned I was added to multiple auto mod lists that say I'm racist. That's fun... Was it the furry comment? I SAID LIVE AND LET LIVE BUT DO IT OUTSIDE OF MY DIRECT VIEW AND ONLY ON MY FEED HOLY SHID YALL
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't believe that a single person I thought I'd respect in my life has ever actually been respectable. I suppose artistic output or merit can't truly account for vapidity of soul. Never test your understanding of your influences... They will destroy their own art FOR you.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Guys... Can you turn down those windmills! I can't hear the data centers over your racket! Jfc
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Find a new battle please. I am begging you. This boulder is already at the bottom of the other side of the hill.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok fine. You got me but... My embarrassment is worth the whoosh.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah and the kids were fucking sociopaths with a fetish for inflicting harm. I wouldn't wish the 90s on any kid honestly. It was and is harrowing to live in this whiplash.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is clean
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OMG but... The windmills were obviously the problem....
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have only... Reverence for you
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But... Mah guns! News to y'all southerners. Ohioans have legal concealed carry without a license. Pussies.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You wouldn't... Steal a digital license... Would you?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What the motherfucking hell are these bones doing I am NOT typing this... Keyboard going rogue? I'm not good at this. capacitive touch doesn't do well with skeltl hands. I was too fast on the draw. I pasted far too quickly without realzing that the last username I copied into my clipboard was wrong.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fyi I was too fast on the page draw and wasted skytling at you in real time. barryseconomics.bsky.social I'm sorry again @robauton.bsky.social
barryseconomics.bsky.social
Barry's Economics (@barryseconomics.bsky.social)
Comedian exploring the economics and psychology of inequality. Videos on how systems shape behaviour, belief, and opportunity
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fyi I think I have the wrong person but I needed to post this now otherwise it would never happen I'm sorry to have bothered you @robauton.bsky.social.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It moves around.... It's a little feisty thing! Dang! Omfg dude... Its covering your merch URL. OK now I am fucking mad.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FYI @robauton.bsky.social, you are looking at YouTube's experimental AI Lip Sync feature glitching out and covering the entirety of your video.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh hell, I freaking screwed up my post again.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@robauton.bsky.social Take this off your mouth. I like seeing your mouth. You got a nice mouth It's a really good mouth. I bet.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#commerce #shipping #underhanded #business #shopping #shipping #bandmerch
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish I could have had a conversation I had with myself a week ago. I have too many nice boxes. I am being personally attacked let's be real
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Uh... Yes... @hellomerch.com... Yes you are lol. @robcrow.bsky.social do you have somewhere else that you sell your merch from because I don't appreciate a company that thinks they can rewrite contract law and point to sale a regulation with an emoji or two hidden at the bottom of their page.
A screenshot on a mobile phone that's looking like it's about to die at hellomerch.com. At the very bottom of the page, there is text that says, look comma. Here's the deal. We are not responsible for items lost, stolen, or damaged during transit. Please read our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for more information. Which is illegal.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have something right with my brain... It seems to work... Correctly? ... What the hell is wrong with me!!!!????
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Scott Bessent is so stupid he hasn't figured out how to use his eyelids.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This woman has a skull overlap with her top vertebrae... And has no idea that it's pressing on her brain stem making her an angry moron. Someone, please give this woman traction.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Apple plopped down right there next to the tree maybe?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Step 1, deploy one drone. Step 2, deploy ALL THE DRONES
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Step 1, deploy 1 drone. Step 2, deploy ALL THE DRONES
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I feel as though I think of a bad thing, and it manifests immediately
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you want to know a bit more about how these prisons have been moving towards a legal servitude, contact me DMs. I have... had.... a strange but direct angle of view most don't know exist.
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