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@slocrnt.bsky.social
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Official Dictator of bsky.app as per the 100 likes on that post I once posted on here. Join the resistance of the evil eye I don't know why but I keep throwing myself in front of buses.

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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just a bit mentally weak is all.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This woman made a list of almost 6000 haters of hers...
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It moves around.... It's a little feisty thing! Dang! Omfg dude... Its covering your merch URL. OK now I am fucking mad.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FYI @robauton.bsky.social, you are looking at YouTube's experimental AI Lip Sync feature glitching out and covering the entirety of your video.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Uh... Yes... @hellomerch.com... Yes you are lol. @robcrow.bsky.social do you have somewhere else that you sell your merch from because I don't appreciate a company that thinks they can rewrite contract law and point to sale a regulation with an emoji or two hidden at the bottom of their page.
A screenshot on a mobile phone that's looking like it's about to die at hellomerch.com. At the very bottom of the page, there is text that says, look comma. Here's the deal. We are not responsible for items lost, stolen, or damaged during transit. Please read our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for more information. Which is illegal.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Based #amazonalexa responses to how their own customer service is now.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
They do it here too!
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think this person has feelings in relation to my existence I think Brings me back to the newnewnewold days of #Xbox live.... #xboxlive #millenialaffirmations
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I was extremely disappointed by all the comments I saw on the Fox News post on YouTube.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Customers purchasing Darkflash PerfectMost PMT1250 sold on amazon are being sent the UpMost UPT1250GFM an intentionally misbranded product. This scummy crap is getting ridiculous at this point. a.co/d/5gRmqaL @gamersnexus.bsky.social @linusmediagroup.com @hardwareunboxed.bsky.social
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
@hardwareunboxed.bsky.social I'm noticing that a few 5090 models have been fully removed from MicroCenter. If you type the sku in, it will come up with an Oops. Searching doesn't have it as a result. But the pages are still there as I had created a map last night. Overnight.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I love Gary. Gary is my father's name and he looks like he might be a rat terrier like my best friend.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This is me.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Internet isn't much your thing huh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
So here we are. I'm getting code violations for not keeping my "weeds" lower than 6 inches. I don't believe my neighbor received one. I would like you to see her weeds.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
And OK then, this dude starts having that kid pile dirt and gravel next to MY cedar fence... Oh nobody... First of all... Fucking why? This accomplishes absolutely nothing.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
MAYBE MAYBE THEY DON'T WHAT'S IT TO YA?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Hmmmmm
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
No
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It is. It was. It might be down now.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What is she doing here? Scared AF of that weapon
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hey, be a rock for a gay you know ok?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Salacious JD Vance
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
What a mean joke to play on the little people.... Shameful
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Here. I saved this for you.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cool.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I'm going Dark Louis Nana I swear to you
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
You don't miss this?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Come the fuck on...
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Bye Discord
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Holy crap look who just popped up!
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I mean... From the horse
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Ok I see I see. Well my feedback is that it is a level of generic that I'm unsure that I would think this is a digital tool. If I read it and I try to guess I imagine maybe a company that can come around and set up escape rooms for you. You can have this. Figured it would be a fun little project.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We're with you LGBTQIA+ "All you goobers and geebers are welcome in our pack" -Button & Zipper
Tiny cute Chihuahua Dachshund mix puppy, named Zipper, in front of an entertainment center with prismatic light cast behind in a 45 degree angle. They are rainbows in the shape of hearts. Slightly larger older Rat Terrier Chihuahua mixed dog, named Button, in front of an entertainment center with prismatic light cast behind in a 45 degree angle. They are rainbows in the shape of hearts.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
People hate spam. I kinda like it.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Oops. y'all goofed it. I'm in charge now, and the amount of #panini places we're going to have is going to be absolutely astonishing.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It's this post gets a hundred likes. That means I'm now the new dictator, okay?
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
"No posts yet"
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
An anthem for our time. Thanks
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Might be easier for me to reference here as well. www.newsweek.com/dei-companie...
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You cannot be a data guy AND a cheeky facetious jokester. Pick a lane @geoffgarin.bsky.social I'm not sure what your goal was here.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If this doesn't illustrate it, then I'm unsure what could.
A web promotion of two news articles being reported on, as presented by BlindSpot, a news aggregator that indicates which news institutions are reporting on which articles. 

On the left is an article with the title, "Hegseth Warned of Military Action if Mexico Fails to Meet Trump's Border Demansds, WSJ Reports" with a picture of Hegseth above looking both smug and slightly worried. Blelow the article headline is a chart that indicates the proportion of news outlets that are reporting on the same news. Hegseth article shows 10% of left leaning outlets are reporting on this, while 30% center, and 60% political right. 

On the right side there is an article in contrast, with the title "ACLU moves to take up gender identity lawsuit that EEOC is abandoning following Trump's order." This article has the photo of POTUS' crest/seal. The data below shows left political outlets at 54% with 46% being center leaning institutions. 0% would represent the right if it represented extraneous data.

The articles are both outlined in approximately a 6pt stroke that corresponds with the color of the article's "Blindspot." These indicate whether the article is a blindspot for the individual political leaning voter.

The Hegseth article indicates that the left political demographic should pay attention to this article to stay informed by navigating to the 17 sources, or reading the aggregated article information via the Blindspot product. (I'm sure there is a subscription fee. The ACLU article shows that there is no attempt at reporting this story to the political right, indicating that there is a bit of biased reporting between the news agencies.
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hmm Close
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Saysnufd
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Slow Current @slocrnt.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Excuse me Amazon? Point to the chocolate please. POINT TO THE CHOCLATE 🤣
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