Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 7hEvidence tech companies want you to fail: you can't designate emails and texts as schedule-send at the **beginning of or during drafting** ~brought to you by me yet again chirping Good Morning to a bunch of people at 11 last night because muscle memory says when you're done you hit send~ 170
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026FEC says this as of 6/30 lolololol these "loans" should not be legal either self-fund or name your donors. 020
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026yoooooooo www.illinoiscourts.gov/courts/addit... 1124
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gotta say on day 10 of feeling like 🗑️ I assumed the virus line would at LEAST be fainter than control this is so dumb 190
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And by the way look what Gemini just did for me Just now. Today. October 2026. 141
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She decided to make this a central part of her campaign (still from video released 4 months ago) 150
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hear that but not only did the Artists for Brandon collective have a huge impact on and connections to a whole lot of the local design community but there is absolutely zero way that Mendoza was unaware of those signs IMO (designed by a Latino artist) 181
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The design idea was clever when a human artist (slomo2.0) came up with it in 2023 So clever Mamdani's campaign later adopted the idea 1262
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I remember when we would reach across the aisle and shake hands like gentlemen" The gentlemen: 070
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rahm Emanuel pls give back Donald Trump's 1999 schtick 1115
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was way too mean in the 90s/00s about women who watched for clothes on the home shopping channel some of this is Good 010
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This from the GOP nominee for IL governor is why you don't cede civil rights issues to these people by uncritically supporting the surveillance state. 026855
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seems like an unusually high proportion of Darren Bailey's campaign stops are places where you're not supposed to campaign (my understanding is that he wasn't invited to speak at this publicly funded event but got the mic and gave a stump speech lol) 1113
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Since March 2020, I haven't been sick with anything at all except one bout of food poisoning but I recently got lax about masking. I also decided to wait until Oct 1 to get my boosters. You can choose differently. I recommend it. 4170
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If it takes a specialized effort to teach men to say "yikes" or "bro, what?" okay but 020
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"[Rahm Emanuel] is tapping an unrivaled Rolodex ... estimating that he texts and talks with, on average, around 70 people a day. 'It can go three figures,' he said." 020
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well here are 2 very minor points in its favor 020
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Receipt. So weird how the scam can find all of us and the .gov simply cannot stop it 120
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You don't want to know what the K-9 is trained to sniff for 150
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Told someone last night I was sorely tempted to adopt a certain FB persona as a bit. My example was vagueposting poorly-written, AI slop emo threats ... but doing everything LinkedIn suggests for one year and tracking the career "development" that follows is funnier 180
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026While the State's Attorney may indeed tell her staff that they represent victims in the courtroom, that doesn't make it true. 1112
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(Seriously: a must-read. 7 years. One hour.) 095
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I long for the days of only getting 5-10 And: I assume these are getting increasingly bizarre for everyone else too? 130
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026FAMU ❤️ always worth watching youtu.be/X_yP0Os1EwM?... 021
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It doesn't matter if it is theoretically possible for a savvy attorney to read a University statement as neutral. It is not framed neutrally. The conclusions drawn by various audiences: "rebukes," "hammers," "condemns." 130
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I always take note of cannabilistic food art and I guess I need to expand the category (Also: what a ghoul) 150
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Many rituals and traditions are more about family and community than the person being honored. Certainly baptisms and funerals. IMO, weddings. but this caption 😭 030
Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026AYFKM I take/took all 3 I'm so annoyed I refuse to read this yet 020