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S. Johnson

@sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social
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Artist, barista, and media nerd. Horror movies, LARP, and good coffee. 👻🎃💀

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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 18h
I can't even tell you how much I would want this to happen. www.phantasmag.com/articles-4/j...
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Jane Schoenbrun Wants to Direct the 'Nightmare on Elm Street' Reboot — PHANTASMAG
At the LA premiere of their slasher 'Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma', the writer-director revealed they would “love” to take the reins on Paramount’s reimagining
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vegan feast ❤️
A plate with mashed potatoes, lingonberry, brussel sprouts, and beef bulgogi. All vegan.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Its so nice out ❤️
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exorcist: Martyrs trailer dropped today, and it looks amazing. I can't wait!
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A goth, little baby.
A young photo of me. A woman sitting on a bench. She is wearing goth style clothes, including a trench coat and platform knee-high combat style boots.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alternatively, I want to do fun winter things with pals when the time comes. Holiday markets, hot cocoa, looking at the lights, baked goods, etc
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want to do fun, fall things with friends like get cider, eat treats, walk around outdoor markets, etc. 😭
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Um, hello? Sir?
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If i had a bike, I could ride it there. Maybe I can save up and get one for next Spring! A lot of stuff is so close to me now.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Horror movie trivia night tomorrow and horror pop-up market on the 18th. Both are always an excellent time. My new place is also like 2 minutes from Buttonwoods Brewery where they take place so that's super convenient.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweet from @HelloCullen

Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After months and months of not being able to throw, I sat down and managed (after several failed attempts) to get this pathetic, little cup. I can't even really center anymore, and it's been frustrating, but I would like to start practicing again and see if I can manage to get somewhere
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's so nice out today 🍂❤️ I'm going to get some pumpkin treats from the vegan bakery, check out the neighborhood wide yard sale, go to the maker's market, and make some art today.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuckin' yikes.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wishing everybody a Happy Halloween 1st.
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Happy Halloween Pumpkin Dance
ALT: Happy Halloween Pumpkin Dance
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An image from the film Promising Young Woman. A woman in a nurse's outfit holding up a medical instrument. The caption reads: the feminine urge to
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Most folks: I need to work out and get in shape to improve my health. Me: I need to work out and get in shape to fit into these children's pants I found for $5 at the thrift store.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've done nothing but loaf about all day. 😴 I have a ton of homework to do, but I just can't manage to get anything done.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My terrible company is closing another 250 locations and ending DEI. Someone get me the fuck out of here.
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Kermit the Frog in Water
ALT: Kermit the Frog in Water
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I...am not doing OK.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had a breakdown at work. Like a full-on sobbing & hyperventilating, snot running down my face type of meltdown. I need a new job. I can't find anything. I can feel myself deteriorating. This place is killing me.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would like to make it through a single shift without crying. Someone please give me a job.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, Impossible and Beyond are both pretty good imo. I also haven't had meat in like..8+ years, so my gauge could be off for comparison
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's good!
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had to reschedule mine earlier this year, and it was like 5 months out to the next available appointment . 🙃
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😂
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's sooo uncomfortable 😩
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I went to the liquor store yesterday to look for NA pumpkin beer and Shipyard Pumpkinhead now comes in NA! Also didn't realize Athletic makes cocktail cans so I also picked up their paloma to try. Gonna have to check out the Moscow mule that they have at some point.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Congratulations, Comrade! You've made it to Friday!
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you need help with anything, or need me to pick up anything for it?
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HELL YEAH! Our next mayor!
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want to go apple picking 😭
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah! Excited to do my part to ensure @davidmoralespvd.bsky.social becomes the next mayor of our city!
A close up image of an "I Voted" sticker.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welp, here we go again.
A marquee with a movie poster for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me omw to the first week of a new semester.
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Cute Monkey's Class Time Adventure
Alt: A baby monkey is wearing a backpack and holding a lunchbox while walking.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's time to play a fun game called "classes start tomorrow, where the hell is my hard drive?"
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John Travolta Confused Meme
ALT: John Travolta Confused Meme
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every time I hear the garbage trucks drive by on my street I can't NOT say "garbage day!" exactly like Ricky from SNDN2. It's become a vocal stim at this point. youtu.be/i7gIpuIVE3k?...
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Garbage Day! (high quality)
YouTube video by BrunoMe
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am vending at the Pickle Party at Deadbeats tonight. Pickle themed drag, games, etc. Sounds like it's going to be a blast!
a flyer advertising a Pickle themed party at Deadbeats in Providence. Tonight, August 28th at 730PM. $15 cover
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welp, finally started a simple site for art stuff. I only have images of old stuff so they'll need to be placeholders until I have new ones. I'll eventually upgrade, get an online shop connected, and a real domain but it's a start I suppose. carbonfang.carrd.co
carbonfang.carrd.co
carbon fang studios
artist portfolio of stacey johnson
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry's iconic Red Alert 3 portrayal superimposed onto a night sky w/ "See you Space Cowboy..."
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok, I can't.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly...😞😞😞
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The worst part of perimenopause is how fucking itchy I am all of the time and how nothing helps it go away.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Resident Evil 4. I'm cooked, chat. 🙃
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When the protagonist calls out split diopters in camp miasma
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death is hands down my #1 film this year. So fucking good!
A cardboard cutout displays an advertisement of the character Little Death from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oof, I've been feeling this so hard lately. It's not great.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I wonder if all of the terrifying (for normal folks but awesome to me) kids movies I grew up watching is why I'm such a weirdo now, lol.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you hate your job but you need to survive.
A person with a miserable expression on thief face,sitting in a large cardboard box in the backroom of their workplace.
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S. Johnson @sljohnsonphoto.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know you posted that you don't feel like planning stuff, so if you need any extra help with things, let me know!
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