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Alexander Sliwinski

@sliwinski.bsky.social
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"The adult in the room."™️ Current: Vampirium: 1997 // Director: Siegecaster 🏰☄️ Executive Producer: Disney's TRON: Catalyst / Identity, Amberspire, The Banished Vault, Fights in Tight Spaces, Solitaire Conspiracy, John Wick Hex, Subsurface Circular

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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Picked up all the DLC for Two Point Museum (currently on sale - even the new one). Well, that’s it for me this year. See you in 2027! ❤️ Wishlist Vampirium: 1997! 🩸
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And here we are! It's happened. (Starship Troopers nailing the future. We live in satire.)
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Rudy Huxtable had one on the show we're not allowed to talk about anymore.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣 🧻🔪🩸
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Officially free of Unity as of today. Glad to be done funding their drug-fueled nonsense.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The casa di gelato, Des.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Obligated to once again point out that Unity is tired and done. The market knows it, the kids know it… We are watching a company flailing for relevance and desperately seeking a buyer as it chokes to death on its own vomit. 🤮
Unity share price down 65.7% in five years.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They weren't ripped. Just hungry.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These are facts. After 10 years I'm acutely aware that you can hear an American a street away and that they narrate all aspects of the European experience (yes, yes, I get it, you guys aren't European anymore this week, but you may be again next week. *takes drag of cigarette*)
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got some friends in Massapequa who can sort this out. Represent the 516!
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world isn’t ready for sentient toilet paper! 🧻 👀 (Join us as we showcase our favorite learnings from the first Vampirium: 1997 Playtest.)
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Rory Muldoon @rorymuldoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fun new stuff for our one page playing card driven dungeon crawler 👻⚔️
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Living in the UK and requiring the use of VPNs for basic functionality is the most unforced-error with ramifications that are so fucking obvious I don't have time to tell you what plague well-intentioned (debatable) idiots (not-debatable) will cause over the next five years. You did this to you.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The "right games." Bitch, my palate is refined and elegant.
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Fancy Bougie Penguin with Wine
ALT: Fancy Bougie Penguin with Wine
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's so creepy you're bringing this up today. I literally had a biscotti yesterday at a local shop here in the UK that was "American style cookie." I genuinely meant to look up the company's name and find out what it meant.
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Bithell Games @bithellgames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's that time again 🎃 Happy Steam Autumn Sale! Our entire Steam catalogue is up to 75% off until the 8th, and you can pick games up as part of a bundle to stack the discounts. Go get some games! 🍂
A Steam Autumn Sale graphic featuring an autumnal forest background with the outline of a stag in the distance, and an open book, potion bottle, and gold coins in the foreground. The title 'Steam Autumn Sale' is subheaded by 'Oct 1 - Oct 8 at 10am PT'. On the right are three thumbnails for Bithell Games/Lunar Division titles with the discount info beneath each one:

1. Amberspire: 10% off, from £19.99 to £17.99
2. The Banished Vault: 33% off, from £19.99 to £13.39
3. Thomas Was Alone: 50% off, from £5.99 to £2.99
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All you had to say was nothing.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you start Witcher 3 Remaster and the dialog audio sounds weird BEFORE MESSING WITH YOUR AUDIO SETTINGS : Have Geralt meditate super quick (less than an hour) and everything will sound normal. (Unfortunate audio bug that got through )
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Geralt of Rivia Winks & Thumbs Up
ALT: Geralt of Rivia Winks & Thumbs Up
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I unapologetically appreciate this. Sorry.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s shockingly on point. I’m just waiting to see what direction they go in officially.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And babies!
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS, WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE! *ELECTRIC GUITAR!*
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two Point Museum is genuinely the best the series has ever been and sets the bar for the genre. Anyway, I'm beyond excited about next week's Theme Park update and hope it's clear R&D for what's next. (Zooseum was also pretty great, so I have no idea where they're actually going next.) 🎢
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The gentleman with the cart fancies me and gave me biscuits! ❤️
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A big thanks to all the lovely folks in Dundee today for being lovely. Special thanks to @tonygowland.bsky.social and @kanaratron.bsky.social for helping me not get bored. And super special thanks to anyone who mistakenly asked me how I think the industry is going and had to politely nod after that.
A dog in a Scottish meadow looking directly into camera with a knowing face.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Couldn’t blag my way on, but…
Gold teeth book with vibrant red cover skull and crossbones in gold
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Challenge accepted! Morning @marshdavies.bsky.social and @rossignol.bsky.social , I failed my charisma check to get on the boat 30 minutes before opening, but hope this shows my commitment on the next book for the gig (and the gag). 😁
Gold Teeth - Vibrant red book with gold skull and crossbones in front of RSS Discovery
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you’re at the Dundee thing and looking for a super quiet spot to chill and chat, highly recommend the Four Points Sheraton. @tonygowland.bsky.social and I are just chillin.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back to financially flirty in '30.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hollaback if you're heading to Dundee tomorrow in prep for Friday's Scottish thing. (@tonygowland.bsky.social and I will be finding a quiet spot with comfy furniture to chill. I'll post when we find it.)
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Things will be great in '28 (?)
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, @rossignol.bsky.social / @marshdavies.bsky.social , been reading Gold Teeth around town today (dog won’t let me get any work done) and the villagers keep asking what I’m reading due to this striking design work. It’s very photogenic as well.
Gold Teeth TTRPG book with red cover and gold skull and crossbones design
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yaaaaaaaaasssssssssss!
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's super frustrating because it's the ONE category (maybe other than debut) that actual UK devs stand a chance in, and every year it goes to games that ONLY exist because of an American/Japanese corp. paid/own it.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's BAFTA season and I've noticed several UK devs do not have their games in the Best British category. I'mma stop you before your neurodivergency "buts" kick in. As someone who lost to fucking Forza (a wholly-owned American mega-franchise) you belong in there. You belong. Get in there!
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
/brohug *whispers* right now just survive until the next cycle.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Average folks don’t understand how much the physical game market changed in ten years. As someone with a front row seat, physical went from a surprisingly nice/obvious thing to do… to ratings boards, taxation changes, shipping costs and ultimately tariffs leaving only space for mega titles. 🥺
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Huge congrats again to @marshdavies.bsky.social and @rossignol.bsky.social co. on Gold Teeth. The work here is absurd and makes me believe we can have good things actually. (Strongly recommend to any student of TTRPGs looking for strong examples of non-corporate developers.)
Gold teeth book with rich red cover and gold skull and crossbones
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apologies to @marshdavies.bsky.social for not catching him below. Incredible job!
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gold Teeth is an absolute thing of beauty. Can’t wait to tuck in and set sail. Massive congrats to @rossignol.bsky.social and co. on pulling off such a challenging creative and logistical piece of art.
A vibrant red book with gold skull and crossbones with Gold Teeth on binding
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking forward to seeing folks in Dundee next week! If the adults who know the area could pick a lounge or nice lobby for Thursday night that would be canny (North East Definition)!
Sun behind Scottish buildings
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was not the right move. (Even the Americans knew that! Come on.)
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's so weird you bring this up. I got a Range Rover ad the other day, but it was targeted at being a passenger in one with a driver. It wasn't "you want to drive this," it was "you deserve to be driven in this."
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also just got my confirmation.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Take your time. Zero rush. I am fully aware and experienced in the nightmare that is fulfillment. Fully book nooking when it arrives with oversived blanked and jumper. Giving Teeth another reathrough at the moment.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In all sincerity, the playtest feedback this weekend was incredible on Vampirium: 1997. 🩸 Mike has already implemented a ton of upgrades. Could not be happier on how it's all coming together and what the future looks like. Thank you again to all the playtesters!
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am uncomfortably waiting for this to arrive.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Surely, you can’t be serious?
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Making my first jumper this autumn and wanted a fisherman’s rib style with a hoodie. This was apparently a tough ask, but my knitting teacher dug up this pattern pamphlet from (we’re guessing) 1950s? It has no copyright date anywhere.
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes.
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