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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
me n who?
A pink button up shirt with the words Dum Cumpster written in large all caps letters in black with white outline A pink button up shirt with the words Blowjob Princess written in large all caps letters in black with white outline
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Fuck off. You're gonna be relegated lol
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The National Federation of the Blind has put out a statement regarding the death of a blind refugee in Buffalo. They're not here so I would like to share what the blind community has said about the matter. nfb.org/about-us/pre...
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Statement regarding Death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam | National Federation of the Blind
Baltimore, Maryland: The National Federation of the Blind is deeply saddened by the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a blind Rohingya refugee who passed away in Buffalo, New York after being released fr...
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
You're dumb as shit.
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Cliff Thomas @cliffthomas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Turns out you can win elections by: 1. Listening to your constituents' concerns 2. Restating them publicly 3. Proposing solutions for those concerns 4. Relentlessly explaining how those solutions will address those concerns That's probably too straightforward to land a Dem consulting gig though.
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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
byz/werms is a long time friend, I know there's a lot of gofundmes going on but please consider helping !
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My partner's mod had been sick for a while, out of work since end of August. In hospital since end of September. This last week we finally got the diagnosis of CJD, a rare type of prion disease. She has since passed but family is struggling to cover expenses. www.gofundme.com/f/give-cathi...
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Donate to Give Cathie the Memorial She Deserves, organized by Arianna Van Den Acre
Anyone who knew our mom Cathie knows that she has never been one to sit idl… Arianna Van Den Acre needs your support for Give Cathie the Memorial She Deserves
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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
listen guys, you just have to realize politics is a numbers game and the lgbtq+ community only makes up about 15% of the population and hardly any of them have friends or family who care about them and also vote, best to just forget about them
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Rest in piss chuckles
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
eat shit people who own stocks lmao
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
eat shit people who own stocks lmao
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
just landed in korea and I'm getting weird looks for my Kim shirt??
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My favorite part of winter is finding out if I survive.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm coat maxing.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Oh boy. That'll do it. Guess I need to post again.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Powerful and wise.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Why the hell are you all following me suddenly? What happened?
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
I'm basically the Die Antwoord of Pennsylvania
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It's like they took us back to shitty '06 ux/ui. Looks like shit. Feels like shit.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Where's that fettwrman ghoul? Need him to know I'm mailing him saturated fats.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
God I fucking hate this place.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
They should make a twitter for boobs
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Spooky.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Hell yeah. How was it?
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Thanks!
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Do you have the original picture of the Barbie perogies? I'd also like to psychically damage some polish folks.
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Beezy Keen @beezy.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Oh fuck yeah
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Need the original picture
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👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Hey y’all! I still really really need some help to pay rent (I have until the 8th). I’ve gotten some money from doing OF, but their rolling payment system sucks. I now have a kofi setup and I have C*ashapp and V*nmo (Jaimekaya on both). Thank you for your support 💜💜💜 ko-fi.com/jamyouup
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Just a moment...
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Penny @phoenixpenny.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
In the immortal words of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi: “Party’s here!” 🥳
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
This place is kinda trash.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
How anarchist of you.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Cross posting is a capital offense.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Japan was close to surrender and the US dropped the bombs to scare Russia. But sure.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Lol no worries!
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Making post cards of my scrotum print.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Yuzu tonic sounds awesome
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
😞
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
V cute.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Need the bike shop to open so I can go do bike things.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Nice boobs homie.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Nice
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Love this for you. Gonna pickle them? Maybe do some sort of paste?
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I sure hope brewsky uh skeet.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I wish I'd been a good enough cook to make pretentious food instead of being a wok cook at pf changs
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I'm so sorry 🖤
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I will feed you to the pavement.
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chairman byz @slipperywerm.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Smart move. I also love kitchen hygiene brother.
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