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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Low key gave it to the girls this weekend (I spent many hours of my life reviving something I was really good at as a teenager for a small circus show)

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

This routine is gonna fit flawlessly into gay guy music video night!!

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I’ve been unable to look away from the bar charts since the special election vote last week. AIPAC’s negative campaigning against a mainstream democrat has launched a WFP, Bernie- and squad-endorsed candidate almost certainly into the house.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

new cyr wheel class just dropped 😎

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Today I turned 28 and went to the spa 😌

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

visiting family for thanksgiving 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Sniffies message:
My wife's asleep on trazadone, wanna drive over and park on the street and walk in my garage and get off together discreetly? Hung masc here

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I love gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Robyn on the cover of body talk???

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Spooky bear Saturday, group costume periodic table, plutonium a la demon core!

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I’ve been devoting all of my spare time for about a week to this Robyn body talk costume and it’s just about finished in time for spooky bear 😎

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I set up my phone to time lapse my Halloween crafting for the sake of vanity but also so I could lock in/be off my phone

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

The video is somehow more depraved than the description suggests it is

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Man on the late A train with a Sniffies sticker on his bike

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M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. SB 79 has been signed.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

My best Halloween costume idea so far is Robyn on the cover of Body Talk but I’m concerned that I’ll just look like a weird ass ghost

Photo from photoshoot for Robyn’s album Body Talk. She’s standing behind a hanging group of evenly spaced ~1.5 inch squares that together make the vague shape of a dress.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I posted one and I think every man I’ve ever met got a push notification

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

[REDACTED] eliminated on project runway… yeah that was nine eleven

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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk was a fascist and paid agitator for powerful interests who gleefully spread dangerous misinformation, targeted vulnerable groups and academics for harassment, glorified the violent, helped fuel the Jan 6 insurrection, and ultimately contributed the impoverishment of our discourse.

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I've been a pretty consistent proponent of a progressive abundance agenda, so it's pretty dismaying to see the Abundance Conference bending over backwards to try and bring outright racists and fascists into the tent.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I’d been meaning to read Abundance and picked it up for a beach vacation. I had enough friends inquire about it that I’m gonna do a chapter by chapter read along thread with my reactions. This will be a long thread that I’ll update as I go over the coming week or so!

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Local gay guy unable to resist call of outdoor shower- more at 11

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

does anyone else have access to the scruff stories feature or is it just me

Carly Rae Jepsen holding a gay bear flag over her left shoulder

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Huge weekend for purveyors of the sloppy seconds cinematic universe

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

What’s up with the Duolingo ad for the game where you kill a bunch of polar bears? It’s like FarmVille but the base currency is polar bear meat??

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5th Square Advocacy @5thsqadvocacy.org · 13/08/2025

We're just gonna say it: this proposal sucks! Our position is that this proposal is deeply unserious and doesn't contain a long-term funding solution for SEPTA. Raiding our capital dollars to pay for operations is a lose-lose proposition for everyone, not just Philly!

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Collar bone fracture core Sinai ER -> mummified by my roommate -> home in GA for surgery -> recovery

Me making a face with an ice pack on my shoulder, still wearing my kickball shirt

Me laying down in bed, left arm in a sling (photo mirrored), with bandage wrapping my arm to my body and an ice pack on my shoulder

Me in a hospital bed and hospital gown, with a very large bandage covering my left clavicle

Me laying down, no sling, no gown, showing the bandage covering my left clavicle and the shaving around it for operation

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Ironically, Balenciaga strikes me as a good example of how artificial scarcity can make subpar products incredibly expensive. I wonder if there's any analogy there to the New York City housing market.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Auditioning for the role of Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige’s cousin

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I keep getting notifications “Rebecca Black playing soon near you” and I have a moment of hope before remembering she’s opening for Katy Perry

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Vice Mayor Burhan Azeem @burhanazeem.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I’m proud of what we've accomplished. Our “Paris-style” reforms made headlines, from The Economist to The Daily Show. Some said for the first time they have real hope they can stay in the city they love But big wins come with big pushback and a tough re-election Help me raise the $50k I need to win

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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Every American should read this ACLU lawsuit about what is happening in Los Angeles and California. It is the stuff of dystopian nightmares. This is not immigration enforcement. It is positively stuffed with videos and articles documenting racial profiling on a scale unseen since Jim Crow.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

A woman sharing a room with me in a hiking hut in Austria told me I reminded her of King Ludwig II of Bavaria- this is the best way I have ever been called a faggot

Me- wavy hair reaching the nape of my neck, mustache

Wikipedia screenshot of Ludwig II’s photo. Flowing hair and goatee, military garb

Photo of Ludwig II- long hair extending wide past ears, no facial hair, military sash and coat

Wikipedia screenshot. Text:

Ludwig never married nor had any known mistresses. His diary, private letters, and other documents reveal his strong homosexual desires, 14) which he struggled to suppress to remain true to the teachings of the Catholic Church. 151 Homosexuality had not been punishable in Bavaria since 1813, 161 but the unification of Germany under Prussian hegemony in 1871 instated Paragraph 175, which criminalized homosexual acts between
males.
Throughout his reign, Ludwig had a succession of close friendships with men, including his aide-de-camp the Bavarian prince Paul von Thurn und Taxis, chief equerry and master of the horse Richard Hornig, the Hungarian theater actor Josef Kainz, and courtier Alfons Weber. 14](17] Letters from Ludwig reveal that the quartermaster of the royal stables, Karl Hesselschwerdt, acted as his procurer. (181[191
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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Obsessively stalking my favorite vintage furniture store’s online listings finally paid off with a white whale- low six drawer Heywood Wakefield dresser in great condition. Thank you furnish green!

Furniture store interior featuring maple wood low mid century modern dresser, staged among other vintage furniture

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Woah- Final round ranked choice has mamdani at 56-44 over Cuomo, widening 7 point lead from round 1 to 12 point. Released minutes ago from NYC Board of Elections.

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

It would be awesome to see the tech oligarchs, who bought this election, are betting big on energy-hungry AI data centers, and are highly dependent on immigrant labor, speak up against this bill that makes immigrating to the US even more difficult and dangerous and torpedoes clean energy development

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I wonder how temple grandin would design the knockdown center bathrooms

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I feel like I’m developing a parasocial relationship with the morning brew people a la bon appetit test kitchen

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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

People immediately pivoting to slot Lander into a progressive primary challenge are missing the implicit deal in the cross-endorsement: he's going to be deputy mayor, essentially COO of New York City. He's going to use his experience with the inner workings of government to help Mamdani deliver.

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

brad u should primary chuck schumer

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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 25/06/2025

Also great news for democracy: Sometimes money isn't enough to win!

Super PACs supporting Andrew Cuomo raised vastly more money than those supporting other candidates.

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Pitchfork @pitchfork.com · 24/06/2025

Carly Rae Jepsen's E•MO•TION turns 10 today. E•MO•TION marked the end of Jepsen, wholesome chart-topper, and the beginning of CRJ, patron saint of just going for it. See where it landed on our list of the 200 best albums of the 2010s here: pitchfork.com/features/lis...

Carly Rae Jepsen's E•MO•TION album cover

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