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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 10h

Which King of the Hill character are you? I am Gale which is the best King of the Hill character to be, actually.

Gale from king of the hill. A very skinny person in cargo shorts and a green tank top with long hair and round glasses

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 15h

I dont feed my sisters cat when he begs because he gets fed from a lot of houses but he still loves me. Ask how I know

A large dead rat is laid out neatly in the grass. There are no visible wounds but I know that a cat has broken its neck and left it there for me

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I ran into a wheelbug at the park today! I was just talking about them yesterday!

A large brown insect seen from above with spindly legs and a long head crawls up smooth tan tree bark

A large brown insect with a pronounced wheel shaped hump is seen from the side as it crawls up a tan tree

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When its rainy so you get a toweling

A damp red merle Australian shepherd stares uo at the camera from.the foot of a yellow bed woth excitement

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Asking cc if she likes the stupid expensive motorized toy I got her

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Handsome baby boy. Handsome baby boy.

An Australian shepherd sits on a small stone bridge in the woods

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If it were not for brush, you could see the church group pincic area and kiddy pool the state park runs from this sign. Maybe 100 feet for former, 300 for the latter. The dates when it applies arent even listed. Absolutely absurd to me

A sign declaring a trail open to hunting and advising visitors to wear fluorescent orange in case a hunter is firing into the woods at movement they haven't identified . The dates of hunting season are not noted

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hes a boy hes a boy hes a baby boy

An Australian shepherd trots cheerfully toward the camera in a pasture

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I gotta make these appointments in the afternoon.. vet was at 8 and hes just now peaking on the trazadone I think

A quite stoned Australian shepherd accepts chest rubs with a big smile and closed eyes

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well I shouldn't have spent literally all day and stayed up way too late building this but I have a farm in the plains now

A screenshot from the game Valheim showing a stone walled fort with fields of grain and onions surrounding a square keep with a point roof. The sun is rising behind the building

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh Peritas. So majestic, so handsome, so graceful

A red merle Australian shepherd accepts chest rubs with a dopey expression and his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Haven't done any dahlia posting in a while

A close up of red pink aand white dahlias with a large burgundy one slightly off center

A bucket of red, pink, and white dahlia with some white baby's breath in a bucket on grass

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ive been eating things other than this one curry I always make and thats stupid. I feel much better now with familiar food and the familiar stomach ache it gives. I know how to deal with this one.

A beef and bean curry with peas in a tomato based sauce

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Popped in at my sister's to borrow an onion and was met with this delight

A bulldog wearing blue pajamas with red hearts looks up at the camera from a hardwood floor

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Year 5 of attempting to starve a rose of Sharon by trimming back new growth

A rose of Sharon stump in black mulch beginning to rot and weather away but still producing new green shoots near the camera

A rose of Sharon stump in black mulch beginning to rot and weather away but still producing new green shoots on the left side

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Teaching myself to trim Peritas's paws. Think im doing ok for my second attempt

An Australian shepherd's pink paw pads trimmed of excess hair such that they and the claws are fully visible and free of interfering hairs

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Developing my burrito construction technique through trial and error. I think ive reached a satisfying spot but my chicken isnt well drained enough and its hard to get a good wrap with the chicken juice rushing out.

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Peri has a black eye this morning from getting whacked with the ball yesterday. Im history's worst person

An Australian shepherd gazes lovingly at the camera. His right eye is puffy and swollen on the underlid

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Peri and his friend Simba at the park

An Australian shepherd gazes lovingly at a black dog with a red face as the lie together in the grass

A red faced black dog initiates surprise play on an Australian shepherd who lies next to him, unaware

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I got ahold of a still from that season

A still from the young pope showing the young pope crawling out of a pile of babies

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Did you know I have a gorgeous dog?

A long haired Australian shepherd lies on his side in the grass after a brushing

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Had to slay a goblin in my yard. Its a growing problem. Dungeon management is an important function of local government and when it breaks down you end up with yard goblins

A black and white bulldog super man poses on her side in the grass with an orange and blue ball in her mouth. An Australian shepherd looks on, unimpressed

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mags really getting into her chewing

A bulldog from behind. She is lying flat with one back leg under her for traction and the other extended sole up behind her

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Please do not perceive my face. Focus on the dog. Look how sleepy.

An Australian shepherd sleeping on my arm as we lay in bed

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