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Petty Ruxpin

@slimmchillington.bsky.social
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I skeet for the people.

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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 10h
Aight y’all, it’s a little nippy outside. Couple of recommendations; Thick thighs are earmuffs anklets are neck warmers If she ain’t 180, she ain’t no lady She gotta be 2 sum’n to do sum’n 210? Count me in. These recommendations are on behalf on the deacon board and their research community.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤣
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a high quality post.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I ain’t even gonna lie to yall, at this point in life, I could really go live off the grid and become a writer or something. Society and socializing be ghetto.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I ain’t have no idea people paid so much money for model trains and planes….
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tesla and Ravens?!? How?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You start talking to a woman and she automatically thinks that all your clothes become hers…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fellas, if you go out and your woman asks you to be home by 12 & you don’t remember until it’s 2 am, just stay out until 6. You already in trouble, might as well make the most of it.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would post a picture……. But I need a haircut.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mr. Belding from saved by the bell.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The grim reaper keeps killing the wrong white man…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where the fuck my wife at then?!?
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me trying to catch all the drama…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This salmon and rice 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back in the day, hidden songs/bonus tracks on albums used to be one of the coolest things.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They don’t see value in women that aren’t directly connected to them.
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also don’t forget that his mom offered to pay the victim off.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
STREETS DEAD! GET YOU A NICE HEFFA, HAVE A BABY, AND GET A BBQ GRILL!
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday thoughts…..my ex expects me to hate her. I can tell by when she reaches out and I respond…..I told her, we may not be good at relationships, but we can be friends.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maw’nin y’all…….
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought the packers were decent. I guess not.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Falcons…..ain’t no way.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
White people have been terrible forever. Every injustice we suffer is at the hands of those decrepit people. You cannot humanize monsters….
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve talked more about my father since this nigga died than ever……how this nigga die and leave me with homework?!? An absentee parent being present in the afterlife is annoying as fuck.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They didn’t lie. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will. But let the turn up begin. 🤣🤣🤣
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things I say in therapy: “Your feelings may be valid, but your behavior isn’t.”
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😂😂😂I’m choosing violence like the kids.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s Monday…..I’m finna buy some all black forces, mix some mad dog, 4 loko and Carlos Rossi……
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maw’nin y’all……
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say all the time, I’m a figment of your imagination. lol.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*reading the Skyline* Bird niggas & bird bitches….. *Kendrick Lamar voice*
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Boy, if I got married I would erase my whole life from social media. These niggas be tripping.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These classes on domestic violence this semester are kicking my ass honestly.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m gonna guess multiple people.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody expects the Colts to win, right???
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The more people are creepy about photos, the more you shouldn’t post them. Between ai and niggas/bitches being weird, protect yourself.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The way Rodgers just got hit…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shit, ion even know.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Depression deadass have you like, “Have I taken a shower?” Oh well, I’m sad so why be clean????
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These are facts.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Use it freely as you see fit but still….🤣🤣🤣
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a woman called me buxom or voluptuous I would disintegrate…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everybody ain’t for you & you ain’t for everybody.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stopped watching Texas/OSU because I just KNEW that game was over to watch Garcia/Benn……should’ve kept watching the game. lol
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chase your dreams like you chased that person who didn’t want you.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fellas, find her favorite smut book. Send her a voice note of you reading it. Thank me later.….
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Spongebob Smirk
ALT: Spongebob Smirk
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nobody born after the original Lion King has a valid opinion about ANYTHING.
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