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Petty Ruxpin

@slimmchillington.bsky.social
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I skeet for the people.

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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 4h
Tesla and Ravens?!? How?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You start talking to a woman and she automatically thinks that all your clothes become hers…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fellas, if you go out and your woman asks you to be home by 12 & you don’t remember until it’s 2 am, just stay out until 6. You already in trouble, might as well make the most of it.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would post a picture……. But I need a haircut.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The grim reaper keeps killing the wrong white man…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where the fuck my wife at then?!?
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me trying to catch all the drama…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This salmon and rice 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back in the day, hidden songs/bonus tracks on albums used to be one of the coolest things.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They don’t see value in women that aren’t directly connected to them.
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also don’t forget that his mom offered to pay the victim off.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
STREETS DEAD! GET YOU A NICE HEFFA, HAVE A BABY, AND GET A BBQ GRILL!
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday thoughts…..my ex expects me to hate her. I can tell by when she reaches out and I respond…..I told her, we may not be good at relationships, but we can be friends.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maw’nin y’all…….
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought the packers were decent. I guess not.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Falcons…..ain’t no way.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
White people have been terrible forever. Every injustice we suffer is at the hands of those decrepit people. You cannot humanize monsters….
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve talked more about my father since this nigga died than ever……how this nigga die and leave me with homework?!? An absentee parent being present in the afterlife is annoying as fuck.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They didn’t lie. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things I say in therapy: “Your feelings may be valid, but your behavior isn’t.”
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s Monday…..I’m finna buy some all black forces, mix some mad dog, 4 loko and Carlos Rossi……
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maw’nin y’all……
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*reading the Skyline* Bird niggas & bird bitches….. *Kendrick Lamar voice*
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Boy, if I got married I would erase my whole life from social media. These niggas be tripping.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These classes on domestic violence this semester are kicking my ass honestly.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m gonna guess multiple people.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody expects the Colts to win, right???
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The more people are creepy about photos, the more you shouldn’t post them. Between ai and niggas/bitches being weird, protect yourself.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The way Rodgers just got hit…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shit, ion even know.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Depression deadass have you like, “Have I taken a shower?” Oh well, I’m sad so why be clean????
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These are facts.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a woman called me buxom or voluptuous I would disintegrate…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everybody ain’t for you & you ain’t for everybody.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stopped watching Texas/OSU because I just KNEW that game was over to watch Garcia/Benn……should’ve kept watching the game. lol
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chase your dreams like you chased that person who didn’t want you.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fellas, find her favorite smut book. Send her a voice note of you reading it. Thank me later.….
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Spongebob Smirk
ALT: Spongebob Smirk
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nobody born after the original Lion King has a valid opinion about ANYTHING.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Boundaries, I don’t thrive off of negativity. If we talk & we have to have conversations about conflict, we won’t talk. Environments matter. Family & all. If protecting myself means less contact with you, then that’s what it means. Why be some place that doesn’t encourage fruitful & positive energy?
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you ain’t tryna be in love, cuddled up listening to music with candles burning in the background, leave me alone
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Being a socially awkward introvert in public spaces is a special type of hell.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Been a long time since I’ve wanted to write anything, and now I think it’s time…..
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I cannot be convinced that most people aren’t incompetent because when you see stupid and you encourage/support it, it can only be because you identify & find yourself in it.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did anyone actually tell Clemson they had a football game tonight?
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A lot of y’all are afraid of having adult conversations because you feel safe in the delusions of your assumptions that give you a false sense of peace.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Where you are matters just as much as who you are and what you can do. Sometimes, you need a change of scenery to be seen for the greatness you possess.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out that there’s an app to help with domestic violence/abuse called myplan…..
App displayed called myplan safety app that can assist with domestic violence and abuse.
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The women being extra fine tonight…..
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Dwight Schrute's Boss Day Thank You
ALT: Dwight Schrute's Boss Day Thank You
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Petty Ruxpin @slimmchillington.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know, we didn’t have all these yt school shooters and domestic terrorists when black people were raising their kids……
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