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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jesus turned water into wine. My super power is turning wine into urine. Ta dah!

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Right? A murder dungeon has to be the worst kind of dungeon.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We will see. I had high hopes for Beto and Allred and Hegar but they didn’t win. I thought Cruz would be easily defeatable. Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I’ll believe it when I see it. I think the last Democrat that won statewide in Texas as either Ann Richards or Lloyd Bentsen. 30+ years ago. 🤞

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Help me square the circle. Greg Abbutt (I can make up names, too) claims Gina Hinojosa voted to raise property taxes in the Texas House. Abbutt also runs an ad saying that only local districts can do that. Make that make sense, Abbutt.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For all the young people, please listen to this song and know that we old people already had this on our RADARs. I hope you young people will enjoy this. Thank you. youtu.be/Ssd3U_zicAI?...

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Elvis Costello & The Attractions - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding

YouTube video by ElvisCostelloVEVO

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I always thought it looked like the results of a polygraph.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Unofficial god of baseball. A balk is an error charged to a pitcher. It’s sort of an inside joke I shared which some fellows I used to play poker with.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe. I don’t know. I just know Jesus hates the Yankees.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Jersey Mike’s is a tempting one.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A reminder: If the Yankees win, Satan wins.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For fun sometimes, I’ll answer those calls and say, “Hello. This call is being recorded. How may I help you?” After that, the caller hangs up.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only poll that matters is the one that occurs on the first Tuesday in November. 🗳️

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They’ve read how “The Great Gatsby” ends, haven’t they?

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This sounds exactly like the plot of “Dr. Strangelove.” That’s pretty chilling.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Rey is bae. It’s all apolitical. She’s an attractive woman with skills. She can bring home the porg and fry it up in a pan for Chewbacca.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There is a Miracle Whip joke in here somewhere.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wonder a bit about Rove. Is he being pragmatic, maybe even reflective, or is he trying to rehabilitate his image? I can trust him about as far as I could throw him. Is he going to give a full-throated endorsement to Talarico? If he does that, he might get my attention. By the way, Paxton is butt.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m an atheist, so you know I’m serious when I offer a prayer. Here goes: “O, Balk, God of baseball, please bless the Texas Rangers and curse the Astros. O, Balk, thou knowest that the Astros are cheaters and are thus undeserving of a division win. Amen and play ball!” Yeah. I’m superstitious. 🤪

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I would say that was impeccable timing!

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was going to mention Rothko. There’s hardly any vaginas in this piece.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maybe they’ll understand this situation in biblical terms. You reap what you sow. It also works for farming.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don’t forget about healthcare. They should have the same benefits as the rest of us.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This👆☝️🆙⬆️ Whichever emoji is correct, take this advice. C’mon, Texas. Don’t be foolish.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Only at the last second did Nena advise me of the number of Luftbalons.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The other joke is that I would call him a tool, but tools are useful.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nah. He lacks warmth and depth.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You want me to name names? Cool. I’m from Texas and I will certainly vote Hinojosa for governor and Talarico for senate. I’ll also vote for anyone else who’s not a filthy sycophant of this administration.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think a good investment right now would be in the companies that make gas station signs. They need to add a digit.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Which one of you upset Door? Listen to me, please. Door is very fragile and certain conduct can alarm Door. Whoever alarmed Door should be shamed and embarrassed. Don’t let this happen again, you weirdos! I’m going now to buy Door a hot cocoa for the nerves.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

First one we had in the house was a VIC-20. That one was followed by Commodore-64, then on to the IBM era…

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe I’m just that old! 😛

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You want to know what I miss? I miss a boring government. I don’t want to go to bed worrying about what these idiots might do overnight. Stability is a good thing. My blood pressure might even go down with sane policies (foreign and domestic.) let’s do something to help Tim here sleep more soundly.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The first one is obvious, and probably chosen by many. “Imagine” by John Lennon. The second one is sort of a joke. “Wish You Were Here” by Pink Floyd. I wish you were here instead of me.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If your ad for a prescription medication mentions the perineum more than once, I don’t think I want it. Taint cancer is not my thing. I got enough aggravation.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is an excellent example of the cover being better than the original. No shade to Al Green (he’s amazing) but I think The Talking Heads just did it so well.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Something has been troubling me. Iran is not allowed to possess nuclear weapons but, North Korea, never mind about them. Why do they get a pass, exactly? They’re both aligned with China and Russia. Both are nuclear powers. One is an Islamic Republic and the other is Communist. What’s the difference?

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Also, one of these candidates spent July 4th with a woman who is not his wife in the UK. (I know he’s going through a messy divorce for “biblical reasons”.) The other spent the holiday with Willie Nelson in Austin. Come on, Texas. The choice is clear.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel bad for those folks whose job is to watch this slop. Bright side is that at least it’s not in “Smell-o-vision.”

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

An excellent way to annoy a narcissist is to take attention away from them.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We could all use a little Christmas right this very minute.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve lived in Texas all my 56 years. Here’s what I see with the Senate race here. This will be short and sweet: Talarico supports trans rights. Paxton protects child molesters. I know who I’d rather vote for. There is more, but those two issues are the ones they’re slinging at each other r/n.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You could have her for two bucks.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know it’s a goat but it could just as easily be a sheep. “I wish I knew how to quit ewe.” That’s mildly funny, isn’t it?

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I keep hearing about the Houthis, but I never hear about the blowfish anymore. I hope they’re ok. The blowfish, I mean.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Be careful what you wish for.

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Call me Tim @slimjimtx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

These ARE the droids I’m looking for. 😀

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