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Slime9269

@slime9269.bsky.social
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Selling really good Magic cards for money... Instead of selling my body. WooooooOOOOOooo morals ... And McDonald's 😂😂😂😂😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey, if you're tired of people ignoring real problems to talk shit about Biden ... Start acting really embarrassed for them for not realizing we've had a different president for a couple of years now. Treating them like they're so dumb that they think Biden is still in office actually shuts them up😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mr.krabs said to stay away from the HOOKS. Not the books 😂😂😂😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sometimes I feel like I'm waiting on them to just Nuke us like I'd wait for my parents to come get me from the babysitter. I'm getting tired of being here. This country seems fucking hopeless. World peace is a pipe dream. I'm tired. 🥴
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If GTA6 is giving you anxiety about your partner you need a new partner.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't have to watch kitten videos to get through a Rob Zombie movie. But I gotta watch kitten videos to get through an episode of 7th heaven. What in the fuck?!
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I FOUND THE PUTTY FIGHT SONGS FROM MY CHILDHOOD. I'm about to become insufferable but this house bout to be IMMACULATE.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ron Wesserman.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Like yeah, Trump is ruining, well, everything but because of it there's some bomb ass play lists on Spotify.. like The big beautiful Obituary. I've discovered an entire new genre (it's not new). 🤷‍♀️ I mean fuck my rights I guess at least me and my uterus get to die with good music.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The burn book doesn't hold a candle to Harriet's diary!!! #Theboywiththepurplesocks
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
He said .. put the canes in and make em hurry.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Look there's just times where you can starve and have all the issues that come along, or you can have the safe food. Eating right is just hard AF sometimes 💜
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I wonder what my sons would think if they knew there were childhood photos of me in what's now their room with a GIANT Edward blanket hanging on the wall. 😂😂😂😂😂 You know which Edward. 😭
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I wanna know why the big yellow kidnapping machine can pick them up early every morning but can't never bring them home early.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What does it mean if he attacks you for 65,536 when you only had 12 life anyway?? #Mtg
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@evilnedtv.bsky.social just referred to dude that burned down the shit ticket storage house as "Paper Mario". 😂😂😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I guess I have a secret 🤷‍♀️
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
One thing about Ned... He's gonna listen to his song before bed🤣
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
😂😂😂😂😂 eye exam is diabolical 😂😂😂 made my day !!
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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a goofy cartoon character is making a funny face and says aww garshhhh
ALT: a goofy cartoon character is making a funny face and says aww garshhhh
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What does it take to be good at Mario Kart world... Is it just something you're born with? Or can I potentially get gud?
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My unbiased opinion you look so cute everyday
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The only wisdom I have is if he wanted to he would.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Bunch of dumb ass bitch hogs on Facebook
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The coolest invention has to be hand sanitizer🤷‍♀️
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Today I remembered my social medias exist. Maybe I'll even post in discord 😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey that's my day off!!!!!!! I'll be able to come to way more of them !! Of course Ned will be there too!!
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey I don't know if your piercer told you this but... Prolly don't do that 😂😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Uh the 5 colored deck could probably EFFORTLESSLY or close to effortlessly best slivers!!
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Imagine mustard being your favorite condiment. What kind of trauma do you have to endure for that?
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sayz the dewd that won't put in the notice
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I can't wait until Spring when I can finally be fucking warm again!
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Babying a migraine watching old Maury reruns with Ned 😂😂😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭give the meteorologists what they neeeeeeeed
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is the 4th night in a row Ned's computer has randomly turned on at 9:11 pm😂😂😂 what's that mean?
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Feeeeeling a little gaslit by my weather apps because BOTH say 0% chance of snow all day today, it's been snowing for like an hour 🥴😂😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If I had a ring maybe my miso soup would have come out with Neds sexy jalapenos and dragon roll.... And the waitress wouldn't be BLATANTLY ignoring me!
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
🤤🤤🤤
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Trump and the entire administration are evil pieces of shit. They aren't human.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
GET YOUR FUCKIN HAND OFF THE SKILLET!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I ended up spending the night with a man... He's making me pancakes now so I think I'm gonna cook him a fancy dinner later? Wanna come over 😉
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My favorite part of the Internet is when someone posts something on tik tok and you go to the comments and it's just people hyping them up🥹🥹
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm prolly not allowed
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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
ICE has butt lice! Pass it on
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So. Fudge Rounds have nuts 🤷‍♀️ I get trauma every fucking time I go in a my piece of shit food Lion.
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bitch, skip that for yourself and just go on and swallow a bottle of bleach for the orange man. 🐸🍵
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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
They are not LIKE little kids, they kidnap, rape and traffic little kids. We are going to die BECAUSE of billionaires, people are already dying in MASSES because of them. So no don't PRAISE THEM. They aren't going to pay their "fair share of taxes" they are going to work you and I to death for that!
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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I'm live! Come play birthday Jackbox on my birthday on my birthday stream on my birthday twitch.tv/EvilNedTV
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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