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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Selling really good Magic cards for money... Instead of selling my body. WooooooOOOOOooo morals ... And McDonald's 😂😂😂😂😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hey, if you're tired of people ignoring real problems to talk shit about Biden ... Start acting really embarrassed for them for not realizing we've had a different president for a couple of years now. Treating them like they're so dumb that they think Biden is still in office actually shuts them up😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Mr.krabs said to stay away from the HOOKS. Not the books 😂😂😂😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Sometimes I feel like I'm waiting on them to just Nuke us like I'd wait for my parents to come get me from the babysitter. I'm getting tired of being here. This country seems fucking hopeless. World peace is a pipe dream. I'm tired. 🥴

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If GTA6 is giving you anxiety about your partner you need a new partner.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I don't have to watch kitten videos to get through a Rob Zombie movie. But I gotta watch kitten videos to get through an episode of 7th heaven. What in the fuck?!

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I FOUND THE PUTTY FIGHT SONGS FROM MY CHILDHOOD. I'm about to become insufferable but this house bout to be IMMACULATE.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Like yeah, Trump is ruining, well, everything but because of it there's some bomb ass play lists on Spotify.. like The big beautiful Obituary. I've discovered an entire new genre (it's not new). 🤷‍♀️ I mean fuck my rights I guess at least me and my uterus get to die with good music.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The burn book doesn't hold a candle to Harriet's diary!!! #Theboywiththepurplesocks

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

He said .. put the canes in and make em hurry.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I wonder what my sons would think if they knew there were childhood photos of me in what's now their room with a GIANT Edward blanket hanging on the wall. 😂😂😂😂😂 You know which Edward. 😭

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I wanna know why the big yellow kidnapping machine can pick them up early every morning but can't never bring them home early.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

What does it mean if he attacks you for 65,536 when you only had 12 life anyway?? #Mtg

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

@evilnedtv.bsky.social just referred to dude that burned down the shit ticket storage house as "Paper Mario". 😂😂😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I guess I have a secret 🤷‍♀️

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

One thing about Ned... He's gonna listen to his song before bed🤣

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

What does it take to be good at Mario Kart world... Is it just something you're born with? Or can I potentially get gud?

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

The only wisdom I have is if he wanted to he would.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Bunch of dumb ass bitch hogs on Facebook

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The coolest invention has to be hand sanitizer🤷‍♀️

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Today I remembered my social medias exist. Maybe I'll even post in discord 😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Imagine mustard being your favorite condiment. What kind of trauma do you have to endure for that?

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I can't wait until Spring when I can finally be fucking warm again!

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Babying a migraine watching old Maury reruns with Ned 😂😂😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

This is the 4th night in a row Ned's computer has randomly turned on at 9:11 pm😂😂😂 what's that mean?

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Feeeeeling a little gaslit by my weather apps because BOTH say 0% chance of snow all day today, it's been snowing for like an hour 🥴😂😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

If I had a ring maybe my miso soup would have come out with Neds sexy jalapenos and dragon roll.... And the waitress wouldn't be BLATANTLY ignoring me!

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

My favorite part of the Internet is when someone posts something on tik tok and you go to the comments and it's just people hyping them up🥹🥹

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

ICE has butt lice! Pass it on

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

So. Fudge Rounds have nuts 🤷‍♀️ I get trauma every fucking time I go in a my piece of shit food Lion.

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I'm live! Come play birthday Jackbox on my birthday on my birthday stream on my birthday twitch.tv/EvilNedTV

Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Happy birthday @evilnedtv.bsky.social Everybody show the greatest some love today for his 39th💜💜💜💜

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Nobody talks about how shitty it feels to watch your parents lose their siblings dude.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Maybe my new years resolution will be to beat the last level of Crash 4

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Republican vs. democrat is such a tired fucking war when children are being blown the fuck up daily. #FreePalestine The rich don't care about you🥴

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I get scared whenever Silent Bob says something. I can't help it.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Hey bestie, People pleasing isn't love its fear, set the boundaries! Heard that in a song today, anyways love you byeee

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Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV @evilnedtv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

We're still in Night City, see ya tonight Twitch.tv/EvilNedTV

Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

If I'm a nerd so be it. Sometimes I play Bitlife but I make them read every book at every age. They should make it so you can read the book AND watch the movie and then be like eh *Chucky* thought the book was better 😂😂😂😂😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

So lesson 1 in not being a shit ass dork... Don't watch new movies if you're more than 10mg deep 😂😂😂😂

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Shit ass dork is the funniest combo of words I've ever read in my life.

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Kind of rude since I was fucking terrified

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Nickelback didn't deserve that and y'all need to apologize because maybe if some of these hoes would have listened to what he was saying we wouldn't be here

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

And who is the dumb dirty bitch at @RoyRogers who took the Macaroni and mother fucking cheese off the menu?! I wanna talk bitch!

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Slime9269 @slime9269.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I WOULD LOVE to be able to have a skylight account but it won't connect I've tried a million things 😭😭😭😭 please Sky Daddies owo

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