Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Also, I'm doodling basic bitch vtuber ideas Seperating parts for rigging seems terrifying to me so I'm aiming for extreme simplicity rn 000
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026New pfp! Got a com from cute friend @starlightnoelle.bsky.social and did some basic coloring of it uwu (it doesn't go much outside the crop) 1100
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I just watched her push around cartoon meat chunk until presumably it got wedged deep enough into her cleavage for her fat little arms to actually reach it 030
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Pecan Pie - Basically the same thing as butter tarts but w/ Calorie dense nuts instead of raisins 540 cals per 1/5 of 580g pie Contains 40% of your daily recommended sat. fat, which is fitting cause if you leave it in the fridge for a few days it'll look likes straight fat globules 10CAD at Zehrs 130
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Find them and combine them. Drink of the feeding vat nectar. 130
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Adopt a failgirl and you too can prove that to be loved is to be changed 0132
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Yknow I don't think elf-gremlin counts as sufficiently furry but I feel like I can't not toss my hat in for the chance of being terrorized by the gainer pudding again 140
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Screenshotting to not bother them with a rando quote post This is why you gotta be extra nice and revearing to gainers. So much about getting fatter is fraught with expensive annoying work. Yes it's hot I broke my couch seat with my ass, but please buy me a new couch this sinkhole sucks to sit in. 150
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I want to eat 1.2kg of pasta (what do you mean it'd only be 1200 calories for the entire bag) 220
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026PoV you just told your secretary she has to stay overtime to Dispose Of all the unfinished snacks in the breakroon (she has had a head start) 0174
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Incredibly unfair for a feeder to use The Horny Voice and then describe things with perfect accuracy,,,, 2100
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Reiterating this on Feabie with an additional bit for all the cishet men on there lmao 040
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Slimer has been conquered I would not recommend doing this that was in fact very difficult and required watering it down twice It's a *cheap* 2000 calories, but like, poutine is easier to eat lol 140
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026You don't understand! It only broke because I foolishly sat too close to the edge while getting up! It's not a fat fuck moment! I'm only 255, that's still a normal weight! I'm not fat!! 140
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I'm taking a break,,, I have no idea how much I've eaten/is left 140
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Thank you @fatfur-foods.bsky.social for the terrible ideas. Please pray for my survival against The Gainer Pudding 250
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Put it in the fridge for a bit and decided to calc the stats in the meantime... 110
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I didn't make a theoretical weight stage progression chart divided into buffs for 16 badges and two championships you can't prove anything 340
Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026La creatura (I'm not doing it today my stomach needs a rest after yesterday) 000