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Kiri

@slime-candy.bsky.social
186 followers 552 following 708 posts

🏳️‍⚧️ She/They, ≥30. Under 21s DNI I'm too old for this shit. Main: @kirisweets.bsky.social Old Twittr: x.com/TumSlut Pfp by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social

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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why were you Cinema
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I Need Her
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is a porn comic
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Also, I'm doodling basic bitch vtuber ideas Seperating parts for rigging seems terrifying to me so I'm aiming for extreme simplicity rn
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
That's what I'm saying
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
New pfp! Got a com from cute friend @starlightnoelle.bsky.social and did some basic coloring of it uwu (it doesn't go much outside the crop)
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Somethings wrong with my kraft dinner
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I just watched her push around cartoon meat chunk until presumably it got wedged deep enough into her cleavage for her fat little arms to actually reach it
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
thank u chub chomp chill for giving me micro wg utopia
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I haev a headache
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Finally a meatball for the most important pasta
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Pecan Pie - Basically the same thing as butter tarts but w/ Calorie dense nuts instead of raisins 540 cals per 1/5 of 580g pie Contains 40% of your daily recommended sat. fat, which is fitting cause if you leave it in the fridge for a few days it'll look likes straight fat globules 10CAD at Zehrs
Decimated pecan pie
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I Think they would be friends
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I seent puppet history, man
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Helpe
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Find them and combine them. Drink of the feeding vat nectar.
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
There's only one way to correct!
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Adopt a failgirl and you too can prove that to be loved is to be changed
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Macho Totchos meta loadout
Weed gummiesA lot of fucking waterMassage gun
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Count the calories in the little big-eared bastard
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Honorary furry... Like the chicken cat...
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yknow I don't think elf-gremlin counts as sufficiently furry but I feel like I can't not toss my hat in for the chance of being terrorized by the gainer pudding again
Suffering. She ate it all. Com artRecent but kinda off modelOlder doodle of the menace
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Did a present for @number7442.bsky.social !
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Screenshotting to not bother them with a rando quote post This is why you gotta be extra nice and revearing to gainers. So much about getting fatter is fraught with expensive annoying work. Yes it's hot I broke my couch seat with my ass, but please buy me a new couch this sinkhole sucks to sit in.
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Them...
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My homepage is fucked man
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
LET ME IN
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I want to eat 1.2kg of pasta (what do you mean it'd only be 1200 calories for the entire bag)
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
PoV you just told your secretary she has to stay overtime to Dispose Of all the unfinished snacks in the breakroon (she has had a head start)
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
thiswassupposedtotake10minnotanhour
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Incredibly unfair for a feeder to use The Horny Voice and then describe things with perfect accuracy,,,,
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Reiterating this on Feabie with an additional bit for all the cishet men on there lmao
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Universal experience: Gainer's first binge
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Slimer has been conquered I would not recommend doing this that was in fact very difficult and required watering it down twice It's a *cheap* 2000 calories, but like, poutine is easier to eat lol
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You don't understand! It only broke because I foolishly sat too close to the edge while getting up! It's not a fat fuck moment! I'm only 255, that's still a normal weight! I'm not fat!!
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm taking a break,,, I have no idea how much I've eaten/is left
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Thank you @fatfur-foods.bsky.social for the terrible ideas. Please pray for my survival against The Gainer Pudding
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Put it in the fridge for a bit and decided to calc the stats in the meantime...
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It begins...
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm normal I swear
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I didn't make a theoretical weight stage progression chart divided into buffs for 16 badges and two championships you can't prove anything
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
La creatura (I'm not doing it today my stomach needs a rest after yesterday)
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Kiri @slime-candy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Laughs nervously
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