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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 16h

I’m beginning to think that electing a reality game show personality to be President of the United States was a bad idea.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Fannee Doolee loves attorneys but hates lawyers.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#SCOTUS Summer over and Justices begin “What I Did at Sugar Daddy Camp” essay assignments

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CindyLouWho @cindynorth1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

IT’S CALLED STRUNK AND WHITE, BITCH

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Jonathan Colan @jcolan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Ironically, while some of the content appears AI-generated, other portions appear too unpolished to have been produced by AI." flcourts-media.flcourts.gov/content/down...

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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Trump claimed he was carried out of the rubble on 9/11 by two firefighters. Also a construction worker, a policeman, a Native American, and a cowboy.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Copy/paste from a low resolution pdf just translated the court’s ruling that “the lease did not prohibit such liens” to “the lease did not prohibit such hens.” I like the second version better. I may keep it.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You Honor, @judgedillard.bsky.social, I think I just figured out how to use Styles! And yet I feel I’ve betrayed the #WordPerfectForever union.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Resolved: Dolly Parton’s “Here You Come Again” is country music’s “I Will Survive.” Now I want to hear Cake’s cover of that.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“Extra time in New Jersey” sounds like a punishment.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If I just yell, “Park the bus!”’every now and then, am I following the game ok?

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Salem, I don't think you get the point of the story. Your theme isn’t witches. Everything in town shouldn’t be witch this, witch that. There … were … no … witches. It’s like if we commemorated the McArthy Red Scare with communist decorations everywhere.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Today I learned why a bond posted to stay enforcement of a judgment pending appeal is called a “supersedeas bond.” 30 years of appellate practice has not gone to waste.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

When you need a break from high-strung office coworker stress, but your family is rewatching The Devil Wears Prada.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

BREAKING: Trump to award January 6 rioters with the Order of the Ballroom

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

George Bailey and Vasco da Gama have formed an exploratory committee.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I’ve got “Peter and the Wolf” stuck in my head. Somebody shoot me. Not you, Timpani.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

If anyone actually did reinvent the wheel, they could make Pi easier to calculate.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Just had an opposing counsel say he had to check with his client about agreeing to an extension request. Seems there’s a lot of swinging dicks in appellate world today.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

They’re not booing. They’re saying, “Moooooose.”

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Not reading this! Nope! I want to sleep nights.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I was school friends with Ted Cruz, Justice Jackson, and Alex Acosta, but no two of them at the same school. (And you could add Marco Rubio, except we weren’t friends.)

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Fuck you, Westlaw. A 2010 case is not too old to rely on! All cases after 2000 are current law!!!

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

You know what’s good for stress and feeling overwhelmed? Alcohol. People should know about this! Maybe they can advertise.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Just me, or does “Kenneth Walker III” sound like a member of the Bush family?

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Super Bowl Bingo Legal Argument: “‘QB SCRAMBLES FOR 1st DOWN’ doesn’t say he *made* the 1st Down. Only that he scrambled *for* one.”

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I just had to use the word “milieu” in an email. I couldn’t think of another word. I’m so fucking sophisticated.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Cuban coffees for everyone, tomorrow!

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

After 25 years, I’m making a move. But as I was putting an Edie Brickell cassette tape in my packing box, I began to wonder if I’m doing this wrong. 🤷🏻‍♂️ What I am is what I am.

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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @slicksharkey.bsky.social · 16/12/2025