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Steve Foster

@slfoster22.bsky.social
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Husband, GirlDad, Soldier-thinker || Recovering XO || Strategist in a Tactical World || GMU @ScharSchool MPP || Opinions Mine and Not Representative of Army or DoD

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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Harry Potter: Aunt Marge Inflates
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a pneumonic device to help you remember what plague you're dying from
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apropos of nothing
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Monkey on Phone: New Phone Who Dis?
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wild Friday night here in this house
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the first college application has been submitted.
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Helm'S Deep King Theodin
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October.
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Hocus Pocus Winifred Sanderson
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my friends was on The Price Is Right today and got to spin the big wheel. I made PowerPoint slides and argued about facility turn-in timelines. I should’ve gone to architecture school.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One minute you're admiring the fridge art and topiaries, the next you're waking up in a bathtub full of ice wondering why you're missing a kidney
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TS-SCI (Small Cats Invited)
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heading to Savannah next month with our oldest for a college visit. Have never been, looking forward to seeing the city.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same really on all counts. Actually love Marketplace and couldn’t resist a reference based on the ratio🤷🏼‍♂️
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Let’s do the numbers.”
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My outie wouldn't bring an iced coffee to an interview, but my innie totally would.
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Severance Milchick Milkshake Moment
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Came here to say this. Pease Park, right?
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gotta get that free Consumer Information Catalog
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've lived in Texas the last five years. I've lived in Texas for 14 of the last 25 years. I legitimately do not like this song.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Or a parfait
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is Big
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth, Wind, and Fire Day to those who observe. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve said on here before, being a parent of a high school senior is not for the faint of heart. Between yesterday and today, we braved the Texas heat to paint her senior parking spot. Most of my contributions were logistics and keeping the 10 year old entertained I think they achieved her vision.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Already planning the Big Bend trip
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Subaru Outback I just got last month has the ventilated seats and man it’s a game changer here in San Antonio where summer just will not die.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’ll eventually run out of a feed on here
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So glad I blocked her before leaving that place and also her spy account on here
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Name I've Not Heard
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At $7 a gallon more like Vin Walker
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My teenager: “Guess who was at our school today?” Me: “Who?” Her: “Shaquille O’Neal” Me: “Oh did you get to meet him?” Her: “No, apparently I walked right past him and didn’t know who he was.” Me: “Your school’s most famous alum, 7’2” star, and you didn’t know?” Her: “I was distracted.”
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Man Mad At Youths!
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Book 19 of 2026. More great storytelling with an absolutely mind blowing twist at the end. Excellent read. Now that I’m this far in the Sanderverse I have no idea when I’m leaving.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I ain’t fartin on no snare drum
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did you expect them to be called the Three Rangers?
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Lone Rangers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reply: "New phone, Houthis."
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let’s freaking go
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Matt Le Blanc as Joey: Not Just A Hat Rack
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly forgot that was still a thing
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And branch insignia, which doesn’t exist for most (if not all) functional areas. Can’t wait to show up to my new job next year and have them think I’m the G4 when I’m actually the new G5.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Biggest we did was a distance limit for solo driving on highway/interstate for first few months (we live in a major city). Our state already limits passenger numbers until they turn 18, but that would have been considered as well. Good luck, it’s exciting and nerve racking at the same time!
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Two straits at the same time, man."
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Naocara: Man with Long Hair and Mustache
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Way more excited to see MCR live this weekend than someone my age and tinnitus level should be, but here we are.
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My Chemical Romance - Black Parade Performance
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Memories of typing awards on FormFlow on the one computer for the whole platoon while eating a Friar Tuck from Robin Hood like
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Bilbo's Heartfelt Confession to Gandalf
ALT: Bilbo's Heartfelt Confession to Gandalf
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She’s just waiting on the perfect opportunity to crush me
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We will probably add an EV back in down the road, but after we settle in a location and can install a charger in our house.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I had an EV before that I traded for this. Admittedly it was an unnamed brand that I bought before someone went off the rails…
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Indeed
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah we test drove the Forester as well, the fully integrated touch screen in it plus the Outback Wilderness having the turbo and new electronic suspension control were both difference makers for me.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just bought a 26 Outback last month and the climate control is all knobs/buttons again.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NEW ACHIEVEMENT - Binge Reader! You blitzed thorough over 5,000 pages of LitRPG like Mordecai with an open tab at the Desperado Club. Congratulations, and wallow in the abyss until Matt finally decides to release the next one. Reward: there's no reward for impatience. Go listen to the audiobooks
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Grabbed the next one this afternoon, so will be starting it tomorrow.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Book 18 of 2026. Great extension of the original trilogy, keeping to similar themes while expanding and shifting the story. Witty, great pacing, and a fun read.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oldest had her first senior photo session today and insisted Max and Arlo join for part of it. We sneakily snapped these while the photographer was doing her thing.
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Steve Foster @slfoster22.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s #NationalParkWeek. A month ago we visited three: Zion, Bryce Canyon, and Grand Canyon. I’ll repeat: protect our public lands.
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