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Sleeplessone

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Just a guy who does identity and access management things.

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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 30/09/2026
A photo of a pair of pelicans, the one in the foreground has it'smouth open wide the bottom of the mouth forming a wide smooth pouch.  The pelican with it's mouth open has had the top of it's head replaced with the Muse AI mascot.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 27/09/2026
I was definitely more active on Twitter but I definitely followed the mantra of
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 26/09/2026
Screen capture from the music video Photograph from Nickleback where Chad Kroeger is holding a photograph.  Except the photograph has been replaced by a photograph of an angry looking Trump looking at the camera along with Melenia also looking rather annoyed and Xi Jinping is looking at Trump
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 16/09/2026
@jessecox.bsky.social put this into my brain and I had to create this to get it out.
An image of the Taco Bell logo except the "Forever" part of World of Warcraft Forever is added below.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 16/09/2026
5 panel comic with the dad and son from American Chopper arguing.  Panel 1 - Dad: Azure AD
Panel 2 - Son: Entra ID
Panel 3 - Dad more agitated: It's Azure AD.
Panel 4 - Son, throwing a chair: It's called Entra ID.
Panel 5 - Dad, shouting and pointing: I will never call it that.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 15/09/2026
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 11/08/2026
RIP.
A comic depicting a man dead on a chair with a cat sitting in his lap.  Pannel 1: EMT says "Poor sap.  He just couldn't bring himself to move that cat."

Panel 2: Large muscular EMT smoking a cigar says "There but for the grace of god I go."

Panel 3: Large EMT puts on gloves and says "Okay Murphey, lets load him up."

Pannel 4: EMT's partner from off pannel "Frank?"  Frank replies "What, Murphy? Come help-"

Pannel 5: Murphy is sitting terrifed on a couch with a cat in his lap says "Frank..."

Pannel 6: Frank gasps, cigar falling out of his mouth as tears well up in his eyes.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 22/06/2026
Benchmarks are showing 25%-40% increase the exception being if you use raytracing which clobbers performance of all low end cards (which is the only "Similar") in that shot. The rest of the "just ahead" shows a 3060 which itself is a leap over the 3050.
Benchmark showing RE4 data.  Steam Machine clocks in at 93.5FPS with the 3050 coming in at 65.1FPSBlack Myth Wukong benchmarks showing Steam Machine coming in at 43.9 FPS and 3050 coming in at 31.5 FPS.Starfield benchmark showing Steam Machine at 41.4 FPS and 3050 at 33.9 FPS.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 10/06/2026
*checks* I should probably close some of these.
Screenshot showing a screenshot of the post this post is replying to along with the application popup showing Edge with a title of "Discover - Bluesky and 520 more pages - Personal - Microsoft Edge"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 29/05/2026
I'd like to propose the Lincoln Memorial be replaced with "Ham Burger" from One Piece.
Ham Burger from One Piece who's look is based off Abraham Lincoln.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 22/05/2026
I mean, there is a reason we lovingly use this.
A photo of a car skidding to an offramp, the car is labeled Kyle.  Above the car is a highway exit sign.  The straight direction of the sign is labeled "Correct prediction of upcoming plot points" and the direction the off ramp is labeled "Completely unhinged theories"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 22/05/2026
I'm late with this but I've been working.
Photo of TV screen news slide with the headline "Quote From Man Banned" and the text on the slide "What are you gonna do, ban me?"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 13/05/2026
This was exactly how I read it.
Screenshot of a menu showing the options Manus AI, WhatsApp and Threads.  A fedora tipped upwards is added over the Manus AI logo.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 13/05/2026
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 10/04/2026
2 Garrett too many Garrett
Photo of Jessee Cox
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 04/04/2026
God do I love Youtube's new embed player.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 04/04/2026
Created this at the suggestion from somebody in a Discord server I hang out in.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 02/04/2026
Shortcuts app is great for this. I use it for triggering a Work focus mode. But it would look something like this for DND.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 19/03/2026
Because by definition Bluesky falls under age-restricted social media platform. The list is not exhaustive. www.esafety.gov.au/about-us/ind...
Flowchart showing how to determine if a service is an age restricted social medial platform.

Step 1: Is the service an electronic service?  If yes, proceed, it is not classified as age-restricted.

Step 2: Is any of the material on the service accessable to, or delivered to, one or more end users in Austrailia?  If yes, proceed, if no not classified...

Step 3: Does the service allow end users to post material on the service.  If yes, proceed, if no, not classifed.

Step 4: Does the service allow end users to link to or iteract with other end-users.  If yes, proceed, if no, not classified.

Step 5: Does the purpose(s) of the service enclude enabling online social interaction between 2 or more users?  If yes, proceed, if no not classified.

Step 6: Is online social interaction the sole purpose or a significatnt purpose? If yes, proceed, if no not classifed.

Step 7: Is the service excluded under the Rules because it has the sole or primary purpose of enabling communication by messaging, email or voice or video calling.  Enabling playing online games, enabling sharing info about products or services, professional networking or professional development, supporting education or supporting health.  Or a significant purpose of facilitating communication between educational institutions and students or facilitiating communication between health providers and people.  If no the service is age-restricted social media platform, if yes, the service is not.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 17/03/2026
The current generation doesn't know that was why we had cranks on cars originally. /s
Image of the front of an old car with an red arrow pointing at the hand crank inserted into the front.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 04/02/2026
A poster with 2 pictures of a possum and text.  The text reads "CAT FOUND!!! Light tan with black and gray, female, no collar, not very friendly I think she might be scared.  Not house broken either :(
Found on 75th.  If she's yours call Dan 784[censored black bar]
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 04/02/2026
Well I've read the entire page. So I'll judge it on what they made available....which is just the headline.
Screenshot of an article showing the headline of an article and no article text instead the article text is replaced by options to subscribe to read the article.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 03/02/2026
Roughtly the same hand size based on your other post, Logitech G502 is my go-to. The standard side buttons for forward/back navigation or use in games. And a couple extra ones for adjusting sensitivity on the fly (I disable those) Scroll wheel can be either clicky scroll or free spin.
A 3D render of the Logitech G502 mouse from Logitech's webiste.  A black mouse with a thumb rest for right handed use.  Scroll wheel with a toggle button to scroll freely or a more traditional notched scroll.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 28/01/2026
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 20/01/2026
Black and white photo of a man sipping a cocktail.  The bottom of the photo contains the FFXIV Hildibrand Logo
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 19/01/2026
Trackers and match move in Fusion in 5 min. Honestly took me longer to crop out the image and clean it up.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 31/12/2025
Improvise Adapt Overcome!
An photo of a white airline boarding staircase truck.  The stairs are extended up the back of the truck which is braced into the ground with red feet.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 26/12/2025
Oldie but goodie on what to think about when adding alt text. Also you get a lot of text for the alt text so you can be more descriptive than the posting limit. Just don't use it as an alternative to the posting limit, use it to actually describe the image.
An infographic titled "Writing Alt Text" with the key points of "Identify Who" in green, "Expression" in red, "Description" in blue, "Colour" in yellow, and "Interesting Features" in orange.

Below is a paired image and example alt text which is layed out with the above colors in the following way.

"A capybara" green, identifying who; "looking relaxed" red, expression; "in a hot spa." blue, description; "Yellow yuzu fruits" yellow, colour; "are floating in the water", blue, description; "and one is balanced on the top of the capybara's head." orange, interesting features.

Left of the text is the photo of a capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water and one is balanced on the top of the capybara's head.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 18/12/2025
People would coordinate across countries to establish enormous fields sometimes.
Screenshot of Ingress showing a blue conrtol field covering a large portion of the continent of Africa.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 27/11/2025
I was shown this the other day and I was actually tempted.
A 65" TV box sized container of Kraft Mac & Cheese.  The box contains common TV specs like 65" and "4K Noodles Inside"  A regular box of Mac & Cheese sits next to the giant box.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 26/11/2025
Bart simpson writing on the chalkboard repeatedly "I do not need to buy any new domains"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 13/11/2025
Oh Illustrator. I've kept this because despite it being from the CS6 days it continues to be relevant.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 31/10/2025
In a FAQ there's this passage. Basically if you're just using it locally nothing ever leaves your computer. If you choose to upload to the Canva account then they could train if you have the settings in your Canva account set to allow for it, otherwise they don't.
Screenshot of Affinity FAQ.

Will my content in Affinity be used to train AI?

No, your content in Affinity is not used to train AI-powered features, or help AI features learn and improve in other wasy, such as model evaulation or quality assurance.  In Affinity, your content is stored locally on your device and we don't have access to it.  If you choose to upload or export content to Canva, you remain in control of whether it can be used to train AI features - you can review and update your privacy preferences at any time in your Canva settings.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 31/10/2025
I regret to inform you that Paint has AI now.
Screenshot of the top of the Microsoft Paint window showing that Copilot is one of the options now.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 29/10/2025
I certainly didn't pay for Davinci Resolve just to shitpost. But to be fair it does allow for 2 installs and my SO uses it for video editing as well.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 13/10/2025
I'm sorry but I'm raising your rent by 200% this year.
A very floofy cat that looks angry sitting on a table looking at you.  A black top hat and gold monacle has been added over the cat.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 13/10/2025
The original of the left half with poem included.
Tom Bombadil from lord of the rings wearing a blue cloak. Laughing and daning holding a large leaf.  A poem reads "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his bralette is, and his boots are yellow."
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 13/10/2025
Just catching up on the latest trends. With thanks to @faineg.bsky.social for introducing me to Tom "Bazongabil"
Side by side image of Tom Bombadil from The Lord of the Rings, a happy man in a blue robe dancing while carrying a leaf.  The left half is labeled "Designed with Gamers In Mind" where Tom is shown to have large breasts in a bra with clevage.  On the right is labeled "Designed With Activists In Mind" where he appears normal.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 08/10/2025
Instructions unclear.
A photo of David Cameron.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 28/09/2025
Watching this with my morning coffee and can't wait to see if this is once again relevant.
Image of a car quickly veering off of a highway exit with a sign above.  The sign has arrows pointing along the highway and exit.  Pointing along the highway is labeled "Correct prediction of upcoming plot points" and the exit direction is labeled "Completely unhinged theories"  the car itself is labeled Kyle.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 04/09/2025
It’s The Amazing Manderville axe. CC: @tariagocreu.bsky.social
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 27/08/2025
2 Panel meme of Mr Incredible.  Panel 1 is filtered to B&W and looks rather creepy captioned "Fanfest too close to 2027"  Panel 2 is normal Mr Incredible captioned "Realizing that gives me more time to play other games in my backlog"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 22/08/2025
Because it is.
Garrett and Kyle of Grinding Gear sitting on a couch with microphones.  Garrett is looking over at Kyle who is looking at his phone with a puzzled expression.  Under Kyle is the caption "What the shit is a Labubu?"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 13/08/2025
I'm doing my part.
Screenshot of a voting page that reads "Welcome.  Select the candidate you would like to vote for then click the submit button."  There are 5 circles with pictures of each candidate, from left to right are Brennan, Aabria, Vic, Ally and Demi.  Underneath reads "Or add a write-in candidate" the box is filled in with "Evelyn Tucci"  At the bottom there is a Submit Vote button that is grayed out indicating the vote was submitted.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 07/08/2025
Update: New best I can do which I was cursed with today.
A tatoo of Ash Catchem and Pikachu from Pokemon.  However Ash has been given breasts and his shirt is open and is breast feeding Pikachu.  Under the tatoo reads "BREAST FRIENDS"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 01/08/2025
Sorry, best I can do is
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 24/07/2025
White text on black backround the top says "Law & Arbor" the bottom says "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Dick Wolf"
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 16/07/2025
That's the FLP02 and the key actually cuts off the power switch so it can't be triggered. And the Turbo button sets the fans to 100% and the 7 segment displays shows the fan speed percentage.
Picture of the FLP02, a computer case from Silverstone that looks like old PC cases from the 1980's, it's beige plastic with simulated 5.25" floppy drive front covers including a keyed power switch, and a turbo button and seven segment displays which currently read 99.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 14/07/2025
I looked, and I looked.
Image of the gauge at the top of a fire extinguisher showing it still full.  In the background is a Bluesky post from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission showing a similar fire extinguisher with a frowny face drawn over it.  It is slightly obscured by the fire extinguisher in the foreground but the image also had the text LOOK AT ME on it.
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Sleeplessone @sleeplessone.com · 11/07/2025
Cutoff is a position on the switch indicating that fuel is cutoff from the engine. Typically only used when there's a fire in an engine (or during a shutdown procedure) They are also generally not easy to move. You can also sort of see the ridge that you have to pull the switch up and over.
Image of the fuel control lever switches on a Boeing console.  The two switches are labeled above indicating L and R and between them the positions are marked "RUN" and "CUTOFF"
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