Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comDr. House's Confused LookALT: Dr. House's Confused Look 010
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026@soccerwisehq.bsky.social now that the US did whatever that was, are we going to get a “Hey, remember MLS?” episode? I need to hear Doyle explain all the ways Robert Lewandowski to Chicago doesn’t make sense while Tom goes “He’s Robert Lewandowski, dude” 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Just did about an hour of yard work in this heat and, you know what, #MLS has absolutely made the right call moving the schedule. Summer is going to be an indoor season in 10 years 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Not the gyro we deserve, but the gyro we need right now 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Peeing outside in a desperate attempt to keep the deer away from my lilies 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026#cf97media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man sitting in a chair with the words `` it stinks '' written on the screen .ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting in a chair with the words `` it stinks '' written on the screen . 100
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026@meninred97.com Quibble with the last Hot Takes, but Matt badly mischaracterized my take. I didn’t say a thing about Zinck having gotten a big head or even criticize his play. Sloppy grouping comments. Also think the show need someone more analytical. 3 vibes guys, too much sauce, not enough meat. 100
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026So half of last year’s MLS Eastern Conference playoff field is just, like, objectively bad this year, huh? 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026It’s important to keep in mind that, based on history, all of the after effects of an act of war are generally well known and behind us within 24-48 hours 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026#cf97 wow, these goalbots are super fucking annoying 010
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026#cf97media.tenor.coma man with curly hair and a mustache is asking a question .ALT: a man with curly hair and a mustache is asking a question . 110
Reposted by Matt DysonBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch. 1095384199486
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Shot a woman by accident because a Pomeranian triggered his fight or flight response. How do you live that down?media.tenor.coma pomeranian dog is standing on its hind legs on a wooden floor and looking at the camera .ALT: a pomeranian dog is standing on its hind legs on a wooden floor and looking at the camera . 020
Reposted by Matt DysonChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland. Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us. 1960243119854
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 09/01/2026If using your finger to clean out the mashed potato pot before it goes in the dishwasher so you can lick mashed potatoes off your finger over the sink is wrong, hey, I don’t want to be right 000
Reposted by Matt DysonKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15888641821172
Reposted by Matt DysonCongresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...robinkelly.house.govRep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi NoemWASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis. 465182274384
Reposted by Matt DysonChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Democrats cannot vote for a DHS budget that doesn’t restrain the growing lawlessness of this agency. 62548001128
Reposted by Matt DysonRichard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The stakes have been raised. The Democrats have got to run on putting these people in prison. They have to. Jobs, food, all the rest, but shooting a mother in the head on a public street? None of this Garland stuff. "The full force of the government will be brought to bear" on this and similar. 321648419
Reposted by Matt DysonDemocrats @democrats.org · 07/01/2026ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying. 43969342087
Reposted by Matt DysonJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 06/01/2026I know this feels impossible now, but I swear, on January 6 itself, there was a pretty broad bipartisan consensus that storming the Capitol to find and kill lawmakers was bad, and that Trump was responsible for inciting his followers to try it 472640608
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026@empiregass.bsky.social I think the subtitles on your latest podcast might have been picking up subtext rather than text 120
Reposted by Matt DysonWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The hack Trump has discovered is that if you escalate endlessly, at some point Democrats will stop escalating their response to you, because they’re scared of acknowledging what you are and what it obligates them to do. At that point you have total freedom to break any rule, do anything you want. 15736151
Reposted by Matt DysonCristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 03/01/2026Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text. 3927971346
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If having an aquarium has taught me one thing, it’s that there’s nothing fish like more than dying mysteriously. 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky 030
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 04/12/2025#cf97 I remember this POS www.usatoday.com/story/money/...usatoday.comTrump pardons Tim Leiweke, ex-CEO of firm that owns Acrisure ArenaLeiweke, the former CEO of Oak View Group, was facing a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison for the alleged wrongdoing in Texas. 020
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025“Your personal item goes under the seat in front of you, not in the overhead bin” 020
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025@mattdoyle.bsky.social is today the day we get the Fire review in the newsletter? I’ve been waiting for it like my kid waits for Christmas (with no dignity whatsoever) 100
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Charlie Kirk should be alive ctmirror.org/2025/11/24/c...ctmirror.orgOpinion: Charlie Kirk should be alive...And as we condemn his murder, we must be honest about his legacy. 010
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Elementary is the best direct modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, “Sherlock” was awful 020
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 04/11/2025A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is looking at another man with the word rollo written on the bottom .Alt: Kevin Spacey saying “Rollo Tomassi” in LA Confidential 010
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 01/11/2025@soccerwisehq.bsky.social I heard your theme music in a Dr. Scholl’s commercial. Caused a killer cognitive dissonance. Thought you should know 110
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 23/10/2025#cf97 Davilla was everything you want a single pivot to be that half 000
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Have started referring to smoking pot as “weeding” so I can fearlessly discuss my weekend at the office 000
Reposted by Matt DysonTim Hotze @timhotze.com · 03/10/2025Been working on this story for months in one form or another. Hard to overstate how big this accomplishment is - #cf97 returning to the playoffs even as the team has relied on local talent more than any other in #mls history 2111
Reposted by Matt DysonAdam's Bad Soccer Opinions @adamctodd.bsky.social · 01/10/2025The most impressive thing about the Fire's win over Miami is that they won the game with depth. Who would've predicted that even a few months ago? #cf97 152
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025@soccerwisehq.bsky.social Hey Gass: 15 minutes into today’s episode Tom mentioned that the Fire were the last playoff team the Inion beat and you felt the need to put verbal air quotes around “that’s a playoff team”. The disrespect will not stand. Sure, they have flaws, but… 110
Matt Dyson @sleepezzz.bsky.social · 16/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a bowling shirt says yeah let me stop you right there pal .ALT: a man in a bowling shirt says yeah let me stop you right there pal . 020
