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Sleep Brick Man

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Made from 100% recycled materials I sometimes write horror stories online A Good night sleep, just a Brick away! The worlds #1 Brick Based Sleep Aid! He/Them Agender Autistic Asexual Hopeless Romantic 25

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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 34/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overstimulation and biting?
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Panel 11: Audrey's head happily pops out of the water, sending little droplets flying and reflecting the moonlight. "This was something aquatic," Val narrates, "Gentle. Curious. Unhurt."

Panel 12: Audrey's eyes sparkle as he notices a rubber duck floating around in the pool with him. It has round glasses, making it look kinda like Val. "Or maybe not unhurt," Val continues narrating, "but..."

Panel 13: Audrey picks up the rubber duck, smiling and inspecting it curiously.

Panel 14: Audrey holds up the rubber duck above his head so that Val can see it, big smile beaming. Behind him is an almost magical, chromatic sky filled with red, yellow, green, and blue stars, galaxies, and a huge moon. All of these elements are also reflected in the rippling pool, making it look like a paint-filled art easel. "Not defined by hurt," thinks Val.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
swagophile 1d

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

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honestly i thought you were doing it on purpose, why else would you wear cute ducky panties to a monologue event

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BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE AND I LIKE THEM.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rick the Jerrs guest starring Killer Mike and El-P (Rick and Jerry episode dubbed over by the two for the entire episode)
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Fren @lefrenchunicorn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pirate King 🏴‍☠️
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #9
Panel 1: Val and a blonde, pink-shirted fighting game opponent as sitting on front of a big flatscreen, a crowd gathered around them. On the screen is a fighting game showing a flying robot extendo-punching a blocking Doctor Duel in a flooded cave. Val narrates: "It's the last game in the set. I won the first and lost the second to make it more convincing."

Panel 2: We zoom in on the healthbars of the two character, revealing them both to be very low, with 38 seconds left on the match timer. Val continues narrating: "I made it CLOSE on this third one too. I'm PRECISE."

Panel 3: We zoom in on the robot extend-punching Doctor Duel, who is blocking in a crouched position, shielding himself with his white cape. Val continues narrating: "Now he's chipping me out in the corner ... and I just have to let him do that."

Panel 4: Profile view of Val's head, her face illuminated by the light of the screen, as she continues narrating: "It's just a small favor for a friend. A small concession. Really not a big deal and not a testament to anything."Panel 5: Val looks down at her hands.

Panel 6: In her hands is a PS2-style controller. She is holding the left direction input on the d-pad, in order to block in the game. She narrates: "But ... That's how these things work, isn't it."

Panel 7: Val, in mid-air in a dusty white void, eyes closed and mouth hanging open slightly, has several jigsaw-puzzle-piece shapes taken out of her form. She narrates: "Just one small concession. And then another. And then another. None of them seem that important ..."

Panel 8: We zoom in as she now has more jigsaw-puzzle-piece shapes taken out of her form, notable one of them previously where her mouth was. She opens her eyes slightly. She narrates: "Until you realize ..."Panel 9: Now instead of jigsaw-puzzle-piece shapes taken out of her, only one piece that has any of her in it remains, and it is her eye, in a state of dread and panic. She narrates: "You've conceded your ENTIRE EXISTENCE."

Panel 10: Val is now in profile again, but colored with dark greens and blues and frontlit with red. She is sweating and scowling, and he controller shakes in her hands. She continues narrating: "It's not in me. This isn't why I'm here. I want to LIVE. I want to SURVIVE ..."

Panel 11: She stands up out of her seat with such force that it almost knocks it over, a blaze of deep crimsons and yellows, and yells "I EXIST GOD DAMN IT!!!" Her opponent sits shocked, looking at the screen.

Panel 12: Doctor Duel kicks straight up, sending the robot flying backwards and depleting the rest of their healthbar, as the screen says "K.O." in big shimmering blue lettering.Panel 13: Val is standing in front of the flatscreen, both her opponent and the crowd looking at her in shock. The whole scene is bathed in red, except for Val and the screen, who are in colder colors. The screen reads "PLAYER 1 WINS" and shows Doctor Duel with a tensed, hand out, aura farming.

Panel 14: Val gently set her controller down on the seat of the chair.

Panel 15: Back-view of Val leaving the arcade proudly with her laptop bag, as Fatima reaches the tournament prize money to her over the counter with a nonplussed expression.

Panel 16: Val puts her hand out palm-down, rejecting the money, and says, with her pupil glowing red, "Keep it. I'll never come back here."
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Clover?
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What if shibari’d by your own pullstring?
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oddly dry British humor got really popular in the states around the same time, like 2008, because the american version of the office was in like full swing at the time, and the IT crowd had also begun streaming on Netflix... Holy shit are the British gap moe?!
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 21/08/2026
Confirming: When you buy a DF game now, you support us directly!
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Was it this one?
A human character approaches a wooded area with a bunch of anthropomorphic wolf furries, and presents a drawing with reverence, before walking away slowly.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
 Quetzalcoatl man?
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Personal advice that I’m trying to live by. Repost more things you think are cool than dunking about things that aren’t cool. I think you can still do the latter but be kind and help the people trying to make it.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I made this one to use in a personal journaling discord a few years back, mostly to express that despite being hurt, I still have the capacity to love others. Kinda hopeful, kinda melancholic.
A heart wrapped in a lot of bandages, it’s an emoji made for a server that is called “still not broken”
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Green
SOUL VIRTUES EXTRACTOR

KINDNESS

GREEN SOUL

“No matter how many times I got hurt, I never that make me cruel.”

KINDNESS 77%
JUSTICE 75%
PERSEVERANCE 68%
INTEGRITY 37%
PATIENCE 36%
BRAVERY 35%
DETERMINATION 19%

undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
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Janna Sophia 🏔️ @jannaphia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co
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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Trans people will always exist." Cool. "They can't kill us all." Comforting. Yeah, transness will survive, but *I* want to survive, too, y'know? But also, survival and existence aren't enough for me anymore, and they shouldn't be enough for allies either. I want to see my trans friends thrive.
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✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
normalize cis people being able to relate to trans and nonbinary characters.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Look Jax, I know we don’t get along, but I think this guy's a lost cause. He's obviously made up his mind, why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here."
An edit of the kaufmo meme featuring Desmond from smiling friends. Kaufmo is trying to convince Jax that Desmond cannot be saved. Desmond stands in the background.
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🔞Jock Sniffin' Hroth🔞 @snowdenxiv.myatproto.social · 20/06/2026
Die transphobe!!
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oh, I know the answer to this puzzle, after you descend the rope onto a ledge, you tie another rope onto another stump then you go all the way to the bottom so you can get the oars for the rowboat and that way you can get around Moneky Island quickly!
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Evidence 4: the only people to actually survive the encounter received a fortune in hush money, however the 1971 wonka would’ve had the financial capital to make the 2005 movie to spin his crimes as “whoopsie 😜 industrial accidents happen teehee 🤭 also when i was a boy i had an abusive dad”
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Evidence 3: Instead of a single mother with four bedridden grandparents, Charlie now has a father who lost a job on in a factory. This is to make the movie a little less sad, and appeal to the parents of the audience, as “oh they’re down on their luck but at least she’s not a single mother.”
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Evidence 2: wonka is changed to be a sympathetic weirdo, played by Johnny depp. In the original he was indifferent to the whole tour, and was only kind to Charlie when the gobstopper was returned, claiming it was a “test.”
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Evidence 1: the deaths (and/or disfigurement) of the kids in the original. The kids were not seen at the end, nor the parents. In the remake, with the german kid, they say multiple times “he will not be harmed” and include an end scene of all the eliminated kids leaving worse for wear, but alive.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I have a bonkers theory that the 2005 movie is actually a “sanewashed” true crime film podcast version of the events of the original movie. (joking, but also I got evidence below)
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Number fifteen Burger King foot lettuce
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@getgianni.com must be one of the Columboes that slipped past the main series.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hope this helps cheer you up!
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
youtu.be/P6BaujmeF_4?... It’s not even original. Wolfenstien: The New Order (2014) did it already, and it resulted in you later going to the moon to kill Nazis with lasers. Fun mission in all honesty.
youtu.be
You put a Nazi on the moon (Wolfenstein TNO)
YouTube video by Messofanego
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Momoru @momoru.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Cowards
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Looks like a 90s authentic punk music video.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A few years back I made this Cape Cod style house (and a bunch of others) in the Sims 4 from various sources. This one in particular I was really proud of because of how it feels like a real home you could find in like Maine or some other New England area.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a yellow shirt is talking to a cartoon character in a living room with a banner that says buzz
Alt: Mr. Boss dapping up Pim because they both like Super Monkey Ball from season 3
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
See the orange tint of everything (and the healing animations you did a few years ago) points me in the direction of Farcry 2, all I need is the malaria effect overlay and it’ll be just like the original game!
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It had 3, both of which were dropped in paid DLC that were fairly late in BL3 included in the season 2 pass, there are three bodies in BL4, the standard one (free), an escaped prisoners outfit (free), and the Deluxe edition suits (pre-ordered/ paid DLC).
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Grilled cheese and tomato soup FTW especially on rainy or snowy days.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Only bug fact I know is that regal jumping spiders and wolf spiders are active hunters and do not leave typically webs to trap prey. However (after a googling), jumping spiders can use their web as a dragline for safety when jumping, and wolf spiders can use their webs to mark territory.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Me waking up from 5 hours of sleep after I said I’d take a 30 minute nap:
A confused/dizzy looking drunken deer(?) with fangs being propped up by a coyote
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
republicans when the guy who campaigned on making living in New York affordable wins:
The movie poster from “Escape From New York” (1981) featuring the head of the statue of liberty and a firefight between the leading actors and nameless silhouetted thugs.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Hell yeah! love creating characters and storytelling! Good luck Boba!
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Holy shit Jimmy Carter was the Mr. Rogers of presidents
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Big for a rabbit, small for a person, perfect size to give head scritches!
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
How big are her rabbit-Taurs? Humanoid size? Rabbit size? Giant size?
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Would each failed run result in new unlocks for the next run? Or would it be a “the further you go the better the rewards” type deal where if you only make it one or two days every time, you don’t get rewards (such as better equipment or new Xeno variants) until you get further than those days?
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Baptism by Gatorade sounds like the way they make most NFL all star players at birth.
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Same mouthfeel as one of these?
A nerf football
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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Is this in the Louvre of Bluesky?
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