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Slec

@slec.bsky.social
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College Football, music, books, whiskey. A girl once doubled over laughing at me when I asked her out, you can’t hurt me. Mercurially living that ‘type, send, proofread’ life Many things DMV, SC, RI related.

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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social Is it just me or are there soooo many more discipline penalties in the early part of this season?
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ll never forget that Stephen King referred to Clancy’s books as “middle management competency porn, written for middle managers”
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it, the kids and I are staying up late to watch Spiderman Brand New Day. Everything in the world is dumb, this won’t be (hopefully)
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you’re an hour into your day and haven’t had your coffee yet…..
Me holding my ‘first ‘cup of coffee this morning. On the table, my coffee I poured a few minutes earlier and immediately forgot about
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*I am also a white suburbanite, but this event is a whole other level
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m trying to think of the fastest way to start an argument with people I don’t know this weekend (for fun). I think i am landing on: I wash my cast iron in the dishwasher White suburbanites will hate that shit…
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When people reveal who they are, listen. Really sorry
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not sure why i typed this in the Vince McMahon crazy eyes meme format
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seriously, birthday cake chipwhiches are next level. Birthdaycake ice cream Rainbow sprinkles Between 2 sugar cookies 🤤
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh WOW. The Astron and Presage are both stunning. I had no idea those were around. I’ve gotta go shake out the couch cushions now.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You don’t need classing up, but it’s a great piece that you’ll enjoy. I definitely feel fancier when mine is on. I got mine through Greentoe at a hefty discount, then Amex points picked up most of the tab from there.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bought myself an Alpinist last year. Fantastic watch and congrats!
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today is example 975,871 that my super power is: Absorbing and then internalizing other people’s stress.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SPORTS!!
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read the Constitution.. For the Articles
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Killer Mike all up on it
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suuuuuuuuuprr drunk Lets fucking gooooooo
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine saying that to 17-year old, you. Hell yeah, i hope the day exceeds all expectations
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great day for a music festival
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost Power to the People Fest time. Let’s fucking go
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI is buying cars?!?!? </s>
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You found Kash’s guy!!
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks to Kash, let’s play: Is He The GOAT FUCKER??
reuters.com
FBI deputy chief Bailey to resign after just over a year with agency
FBI Co-Deputy Director Andrew Bailey said on Monday he ‌is resigning his position, leaving the most prominent US law enforcement agency after a little more than a year.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sooo, worth it
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, they still look like they couldn’t string 2 sentences together on offense or defense, but that never stopped Gronk….so who knows
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My kids just described a walking taco to me. It sounds like something college me would come up with, how is this a school lunch option?
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So true. My Gen X/Millennial adjacent brain struggles so much when my kids accurately discuss what they are feeling. How do you have the words to describe this, just shove it down and be nice to people.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got me in a finger trap with this, not sure how to respond
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
<Indiscriminate swearing>
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m more concerned that there aren’t 80k of us!! My time there would have me guess 25% max, and I was in the social science/humanities so i feel like i’m over estimating. Then again, NJ was invades every year, like clockwork.. hmm…
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Annnnd done
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pray tell! This could go in so many directions….maybe I don’t want to know
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reason #1 why AI needs to stay away from critical decision making
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of us would thrive and could adapt to seeing someone having a passionate disagreement with a telephone poll over the economics in 1970’s China. Interesting question: Can Death Valley hold every liberal Clemson Alum? Seems impossible that 1/3 of all alumni are, but it’s been 20-years for me.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve watched this 20 times in loop. It truly boggles my mind in a hundred different ways, yet it’s also funny
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, every morning, including this very second
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only way i’m getting dragged outta these mountains, next summer
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s good to know you can be objective
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm. Howard County isn’t far off
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I were hit like this, my soul would leave my body
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can type anything into these machines and send it out on the internet. What a world
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHY ARE WE DOING ANY OF THIS?!?!?
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bring back Pros vs Joes
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“[X] isn’t a problem, it’s a dissolution.”
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Running list of mispronunciations in this call Anti-imflammatory (to help someone with gas issues) Epi-domey (epitome) Expedential (exponential)
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