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@slatetheexpie.bsky.social
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Simply an Expie who likes weird and homemade guns.

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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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zeta @zeta49.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
VRC Furries when you tell them you don't want to have e-sex with them
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait why does this guy have 3 eyes?
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 06/10/2026
Food Stamp Myths

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people who get SNAP don't work

FACT
The overwhelming majority of SNAP recipients who can work do work

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SNAP is a drain on taxpayers

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Every $1 in SNAP benefits generates $1.73 in economic acivity

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SNAP is rife with fraud and abuse

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SNAP has a fraud rate less than 3% (the lowest of any public benefit program)

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SNAP benefits go to undocumented immigrants

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Undocumented immigrants have never been eligible for SNAP
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 05/10/2026
POV: you live in Iceland and it's close to Yule, so this fucking thing is going to show up to sniff your door, refuse to elaborate, and leave
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck. I need help fixing my car. Even if I throw every cent I have at this I’m short $750. It’s multiple suspension pieces that need fixing; that’s him cutting me a break. And I need the car for work. I’m on Venmo and PayPal @QueerArmorer, if you can help keep my car online it would help so much.
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another scammer found, report and block
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Dynnie @dynnie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
smooch avali on the cheek smooch avali on the forehead smooch avali on the snout smooch avali on the mouth smooch avali on the ears ESPECIALLY the ears all four of them smooch avali on the tummy smooch avali on the chest smooch avali on the paws right on the beans make out with avali sloppy style 👉👈
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A light brown bunny sits on a red and brown blanket. The overlaid text reads: "POV: Me when I wake up."
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Merystic @merystic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It occurred to me that a longneck bottle of beer is a nontrivial height compared to an avali. I may not finish this but it made me lol
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been wanting to draw them again #casualtiesunknown
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 36/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verify this.
Wumpus (the Discord mascot) about to be executed by Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun.
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rate my settlement
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my tea
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Kiniro Tonada @kinirotonada.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear purifurs, fuck off. Go take your pearl clutching bullshit and actually go do something useful. Maybe go find a volunteer org near you and donate your time or money. Do actual work for change. And lastly stop devoting your time to harassing consenting adults who aren't hurting anyone.
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Potato
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fuckthecourier Please don’t
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Rook @rookmaevsch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay. Hear me out. Medieval Sawians.
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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY ITS INTERNATIONAL RED PANDA DAY! Have a Daily red panda getting booped :3
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what .gif pops up when you type your name
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Scav Prototype Expie
ALT: Scav Prototype Expie
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Akatan 🔜GLC, MFF, NFC @akatan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New year same fight
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Sawians on the Gray Planet are free. You can just take them. I have 50 already
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Sunset's Eve (Alex) @alexigues.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hear me out; start doing ad reads, or playing copyrighted music loudly. Heard it does wonders with content harassers, might do the same trick here.
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Kage @kagewuffs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Wyst of Avali-ween 🎃 @wystoffortune.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mister Blue Sky, though today was tough, I did get to enjoy my night playing Metal Gear Solid 3! Ams off to bed!
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 27/08/2026
Spicy-ass video game take: I find multiplayer-only shooters just... boring and repetitive, and feel they suffer from the "once you've played a few matches you've basically seen the whole game, so why should I keep playing" problem
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Charcutdeerie board #deer 🦌
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Clavis Expie 12153 @experiment12153.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Huh, realized this is exactly two months from my very first attempt with digital art I didnt really expect Id adopt this style but I've been happy with my progress at least
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what would be a great name for a expie/ milky hybrid? because I'm stuck on Grey
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RevFox‼️Dorien Roth‼️ @revfox84.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BE AWARE: @/cutegreywolfy.bsky.social is a stalker and harasser. Buckle up, motherfluffers, this is gonna be a long thread.
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 26/08/2026
More dog owners must see this...
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
what energy are you bringing today?
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Casualties Unknown Scav Prototype
ALT: Casualties Unknown Scav Prototype
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reshade made my game look pretty :o
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
T-Posing on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert has some sort of aura (or not)
An expie T-Posing in a desert in gmod
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fallout 4's gun design is so atrocious that I had mod out like 70% of them and replace them with the Commonwealth Weaponry team's mods, because the devs at Bugthesda cannot design a good gun.
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SkylartheWolf 🔜 CFZ27 #1232 @skylarthewolf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Age verification will NOT make the internet safer! Pass it on
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dogmeat what the actual fuck did you roll in
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🫧 velvet 🫧 @dragongirlafro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
how it feels to not give a shit about gta 6
a vibrant painting showing the ocean during a sunny day. dolphins are seen breaching the water joyously, with two forming a heart shape with their bodies. there are hot air ballons and many heart shaped clouds in the sky. a cross-section of the water shows that the ocean is flourishing with fish, coral, and other marine life.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 21/08/2026
With all these recalls, the only left that’s safe to eat is the rich
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
post your computer specs CPU: Intel Xeon W-2133 (3.60 GHz) RAM: 48 GB DDR4 ecc Storage: 512 nvme SSD, 1 TB nvme for game storage GPU: RTX 2070 Super (8 GB) OS: Windows 10 Pro for Workstations Addons: DVD rewritable drive and a cheap wifi/bluetooth pcie card.
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
send this to your artist friends who are stuck on Twitter and are having trouble branching out
edit of the "Look Man He Helped Me Through a Very Tough Time" meme

The guy on the left representing X/Twitter is yelling "I LOVE GRADUALLY ENSHITTIFYING MYSELF WITH A SIDE OF CSAM"

the guy next to him, representing "artist (totally not stockholmed at all)" is telling a concerned person on the right with a cap on "look man it's the only website where I have reach, the changes aren't that bad you just gotta respect it."
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warjenkins.bsky.social @warjenkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my milky in da casual fit #furryart #furry #casualtiesunknown #scavprototype #art
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"THIS IS MARTIN LAGUNAS — He is a dangerous ICE agent. He’s a gun-happy, self-hating Latino. Born and raised by undocumented immigrants in Chicago. He is also a failed amateur Mexican band singer." - Ismael Cordova-Clough
A post identifying the police officer pointing a gun at a mother and child as Martin Lagunas.Martin Lagunas, the fascist pig pointing a loaded gun at an innocent civilian.
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Slate @slatetheexpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Be Bethesda. "Update" a 16 year old game, adding absolutely nothing of value, Break people's load orders ????? What in the actual flying fuck do you think you're doing Todd? Do you just love breaking people's load orders with useless creation club slop?
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