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@slappytheninja.bsky.social
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to travel to events more, or at the very least at the next oregon event go up to more people I don't know and say "Hi! I'm Slappy!"
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so fuckin mad I gotta go back to real life after cabinet
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Level1 @level1.tv · 28/09/2026
That's a wrap on Cabinet in the Woods 2026! We had so much fun running this event, and we hope to see everyone again next time. If you would like to support the event, our shop is still open until the end of the week: level1.shop/cabin Full photo album releasing soon!
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay I've moped a little about it not fixing me completely but cabinet in the woods was legit the most I've felt like an actual human person in a long time
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
biiiiiiiiiig same
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cabinet in the woods was super fun but I don't know what to do about my mental state right now. Even in the middle of the woods hanging out with people I know I still spent what felt like half the time inside my own head thinking I didn't belong/should leave and die.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not into posting much here yet but idk. my ex left almost two years ago and there's still a hole in my head and in my heart and I don't know if recovery is a realistic idea. Very thoroughly unhappy with where my life has gone and don't know what kind of drastic change I need to make to fix it.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my heart and mind will never want anything but you ever again and I'll never be able to fix that
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MF VIEWTIFUL @mfviewtiful.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
To eat ass is a virtue but to suck ass is a failing of character🗿💭
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Hellpockets @hellpockets.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just got reminded of this quote, now it's gotta live on Bluesky
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
every day I feel like I'm drowning, kicking at water with arms and legs that are either too weak or not there anymore happy birthday
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Viper's Swimsuit Fixed Me 🙏 @noslopdx.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Viper's Swimsuit Fixed Me 🙏 @noslopdx.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Loved and admired by all
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjalbertgames.ca · 20/12/2025
Reminder that my game's still on sale! It's fun! I promise! It's totally a reasonable investment to spend your hard earned money on it, and also you'll be helping a starving game dev who's having trouble making ends meet. Win-win!! store.steampowered.com/app/1999140/...
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Save 66% on Extraneum on Steam
Extraneum is an old-school, sci-fi single-player first person shooter with an emphasis on exploration and secret hunting. Fight your way through biohacked monstrosities and stop their progress before ...
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
a youtuber I like spent half of his last video hanging out with boogie, can't have shit in detroit
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Viper's Swimsuit Fixed Me 🙏 @noslopdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m sorry I wasn’t good enough.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
saw this for sale locally and got so inspired I already signed up for motorcycle classes
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
the store manager where I work is taking like a week and a half of vacation right before memorial day and I'm really tempted to quit on his first day off
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Dark Souls 1 map transposed onto smash melee
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Another deen dinner
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Deen time again
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Janet Ghoulcia (on Vacation 🇯🇵) @gameonysus.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It’s all “get good/skill issue” until bitches have to play Super Mario Sunshine and they fold like the chair at a backyard barbecue.
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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 30/01/2025
A randomly generated meme
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
(portland) locals playing lots of xrd makes me want to get back into the game hard but I'm also really depressed and have to work a lot
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Dad dinner
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
closing at work the next 4 days in a row aAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
store manager keeps scheduling me for 7 days in a row and next time I come in I wanna be like "dude are you trying to make me quit"
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
hot dog and a 6 pack, breakfast of champions
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
people say headlights are too bright nowadays but I work in auto parts and had to explain to 3 different customers in the last week how their high beams work
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
problems? may I suggest: getting drunk and eating a 7-11 hot dog
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I need a real goal for this year but idk what. The two biggest things I've considered are going back to school to be an automotive technician or getting a CDL and trucking.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
oh yeah, would a guy who's depressed do THIS *gets drunk and eats a 7-11 hot dog*
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I'm a "ketchup is good actually" truther
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Finally home from work and don’t know what to do with myself, I’ve felt shitty and alone all day
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
just wanna scream. so much of my life just gone forever.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Went to the portland local and had an okay time. Still mostly just hurt but I'll get there. Probably.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I just keep feeling like my life is over
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
no energy because I haven't eaten or drank anything all day, should probably eat but kinda just want to sleep
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Took today off work to catch up on sleep. Feeling pretty bad today, if anyone wants to play a game or chat please let me know
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Went to the portland local and had an okay time. Still mostly just hurt but I'll get there. Probably.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Everything hurts and I don’t know what to do about it
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hopeless and overwhelmed.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I feel like I'm constantly holding in a scream. I need to talk to someone but it feels kinda dumb/pointless because no matter what I say I can't fix things and it's going to keep sucking
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I feel dead, man. It’s hard to feel like there’s a point.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I wanted to get old together, man. Nothing else has ever made me actually excited for the future.
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Kinda tempted to vent here while I have no followers/following but that's probably not the greatest idea
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Slappy @slappytheninja.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Going through a shit breakup and finally got tired enough of twitter to make it here. Mostly hoping to actually interact with people I know instead of doomscrolling nonsense
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