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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

@jenpsaki.bsky.social hahah “Keeping their most important patient comfortable”

Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Please don’t lump all golfers together. Yes there are the a holes, but there’s also the public course playing normies. But saying you have to portray golf as evil is just silly. You don’t need to portray it as evil because it already is. It’s so easy to love and hate at the same time.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

This. Yes. Men want to run and rule everything? Definitely do yourself first. Loser.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Don’t forget about the LD sequels! Yes - Berrybenders are Westerns… but if I remember correctly, a lot more humor than the lonesome tub books

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The Berrybender books by Larry McMurtry are soooo good. Sin Killer is the first. Highly recommend!!

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

You’re right. I apologize. I think I’ve spent too much time on the other app being a jerk to the morons w red hats it was just a quick reaction. Peace offering… you gained a new follower. I’m sorry for the overreaction.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I’d say the snowflake is the one crying about their algorithm not being what they want it to be. Just scroll on by. Jeez. Not hard.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Great pic but the people who thought they were sitting at “Second Base” were probably surprised and disappointed

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Oooh I haven’t tried those yet… Got a list of a few we should start with?

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I’m sorry to tell you this but if this is true, then you have something in common with the orange 🤡 president 😭 (The not having read a novel part… 🤣) Say it ain’t so!!!

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

In a HUGE win for this dad, my 15 y/o daughter feels the same way!! She’s a YA Fantasy fan. I’m trying to get her into zombie books, but we aren’t quite there yet.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Pope Leo: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Ringo: Which one is it? Pope Leo: it’s the one that says “Pious Mother Fkr” on it.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

From the Book of Jules Winfield, Chapter 4, verse 13: Pope Leo: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Ringo: Which one is it? Pope Leo: it’s the one that says “Pious Mother Fkr” on it.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

“Melting Pot” is probably a banned term now. What a stupid timeline we are stuck in

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

If you follow your local team the games that are on streaming services are usually also broadcast on a local network. So there’s that at least. Before you boycott the NFL entirely remember how mad they made the cult by having Bad 🐰 perform. That was at least fun!!

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I thought the cheat code for infinite pets was “be a dog”

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Well, we are going back in time as a country so you might actually get your wish.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Time to bet on Kalshi or whatever that Poland will be the next country Trump attacks

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

As a recovering alcoholic (6.5 yrs sober and never going back) sometimes there is a little part of me that feels bad for this guy and wishes his drinking and possible alcoholism wasn’t brought up all the time. But then again fuck that guy. He caused enough harm to others that I just don’t care 🖕

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I think we invented a new form of government: “Whataboutacracy” We’re both sides just keep doing the “what about….” thing over and over and nothing gets done until the end of time. Cool!

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Ok now you have to tell us some of the books!

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Gloin would be disappointed

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

May I present Dunking Duncan!

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

And people wonder why young women are choosing not to have kids. I have a 15-year-old daughter and as of right now she will not be considering any colleges in states where this is an issue. And if it goes nationwide, we are getting the fuck out of this country

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

There’s a phrase for them

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I think I defeated the other bad place! Over there I’m in the “dad joke” algo and omg it’s amazing! I’m sure I’ll be back w the cultists and flat earthers soon but right now it’s great.

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

For life. FOR LIFE. Savvvvveeeee meeeeeeeeeee!!! 💙🧡

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The Memori System 🌸🌊🔥🪽 @floramemori.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

🌸I wanna suddenly remind you all🌸 Trans rights are human rights. Trans people have been around for long before the bible was written. Gender is a wide spectrum of self identification. These aren't opinions or political ideas. These are objective facts. K Thanks~

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

He’s definitely the king of my house!

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Ha! This is Duncan. Bernedoodle. And obviously the inspiration for my profile pic 😂. I’m the spare human when my wife, his MOMMY is around. But M-Th it’s just the 2 of us in the house so I’m his best friend aka treat dealer and dog walker 😂

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

He told them and they didn’t listen and here we are. I’m glad he doesn’t have a dog. He doesn’t deserve one. Your “dogsaresocool” is perfect. 🧑‍🍳 😘 🤌 Here’s my best guy! It’s not a cigar in his mouth it’s a stick! 😂 🐶 💙

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