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Josh A.

@slappyj5.bsky.social
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Girl Dad 👧Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐶Reluctant Grownup 🤷🏻‍♂️ Woke yet usually tired 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Eventual Sci-fi Author 👽 Sports Lunatic 🏈🏒⛳️⚾️ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions 😀😭🥺🤬🤢 Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🤘

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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@jenpsaki.bsky.social hahah “Keeping their most important patient comfortable”
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Genesis -1;1
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
From the Book of Jules Winfield, Chapter 4, verse 13: Pope Leo: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Ringo: Which one is it? Pope Leo: it’s the one that says “Pious Mother Fkr” on it.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
As a recovering alcoholic (6.5 yrs sober and never going back) sometimes there is a little part of me that feels bad for this guy and wishes his drinking and possible alcoholism wasn’t brought up all the time. But then again fuck that guy. He caused enough harm to others that I just don’t care 🖕
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think we invented a new form of government: “Whataboutacracy” We’re both sides just keep doing the “what about….” thing over and over and nothing gets done until the end of time. Cool!
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I think I defeated the other bad place! Over there I’m in the “dad joke” algo and omg it’s amazing! I’m sure I’ll be back w the cultists and flat earthers soon but right now it’s great.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Yo @sheerheaven.bsky.social I think you’ve got my feed.
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The Memori System 🌸🌊🔥🪽 @floramemori.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
🌸I wanna suddenly remind you all🌸 Trans rights are human rights. Trans people have been around for long before the bible was written. Gender is a wide spectrum of self identification. These aren't opinions or political ideas. These are objective facts. K Thanks~
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
@seriss2002.bsky.social Hey This was me on that other place - you liked my post and I saw you were here on your bio page. Followed 🙂
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Wouldnt it be funny/stupid if the “tariff checks” the idiots thought we were all going to get are just refunds of the tariffs we all had to pay for? They’d still think 🤡🤴is a genius.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fixed it for them. You can always count on something being misspelled with these morons. And we know it ain’t about peace.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
And they’re still crying about how this choice and performance was dividing the country. Amazing show Bad Bunny!!
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey the Jets drafted a Super Bowl winning qb!
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Meanwhile over on X, the cultists are in an uproar over our athletes criticizing what’s going on in the USA right now, but not a peep of exposing the monsters in the Epstein files. Shocking right?
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Couches around the world agree.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Imagine that
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Truth.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You guys I’ve never been so excited for a halftime show - and I have never really listened to Bad Bunny. I just can’t wait for the racist cultists tears during and after!! #badbunny
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@latimes.com were you guys threatened and forced into writing this garbage? A redemption story about a f***ing rapist making a movie that is trash and was made because giant loser Bezos wanted to continue to lick the boots? Pathetic. So much for credibility I guess.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"We'll take our stand for this land & the stranger in our midst..." Powerful. Brutal. Inspirational. A loving tribute to Renée Good, Alex Pretti & the good people of Minneapolis. Plus, it name-checks all the villains: the Puppy Killer🐶, Pee-Wee German🇩🇪, the Orange Atrocity🍊💩 & above all: ICE🧊🚫 1/
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/01/2026
A new video appears to show the moments leading up to a fatal shooting by federal agents in Minneapolis, with the individual appearing to simply record on his phone as agents escalated the situation. 🎥 dangjessie / Threads
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey is #NickatNite trolling me by playing commercials for Big Bang Theory DURING the nightly hourly mini marathon OF Big Bang Theory, or no? 🤔
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
F the DOJ.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Shit sucks right now. Here’s a daily hack to make yourself and someone else feel good. If you have a good interaction with an employee at a store, make sure they know it was just helped by a guy at a grocery store. I called the store after to let them know what a great employee they’ve got. 💚
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
MUST-WATCH: In 60 seconds @mehdirhasan rattles off some of the criminal fraudsters Trump pardoned, showing they don’t really care about fraud (unless you’re Somali)
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My brief message on this 5th Anniversary of the January 6th Insurrection.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Please include me!! 💙💙💙
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The DOJ is trying to get all your individualized voter data (including SS number, DOB, current and previous addresses, voting records, etc.) in order to intimidate and undermine elections. Please listen to this and re-post on all your social media. Email this video to you friends & family members.
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“Five alarm fire!” Justice Department wages WAR with shock move
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Punk Rock Empath @punkrockempath.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
@krassenstein.bsky.social 😂 well done over on the other site!! Everyone who sees this - for a laugh head back to X and look at this post from yesterday at 331p EST. The comments are pure hilarity Well done!!
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 20/11/2025
A reminder that I’ve archived every public-facing web page from the CDC website prior to the Trump Regime purging data back in late January: acasignups.net/cdc-website
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CDC.Gov Archive Index
With the Musk/Trump Administration bulldozing their way through seemingly every federal government website, teams of data analysts and archivers have been attempting to download and archive as much fe...
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Anther senseless death in the name of… umm… life? wtf
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
JFC—can you see the problem here????
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
@aynsliee95.bsky.social … but she does own the place! 😂 (I know mine does..)
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Omg the best thing just happened. Was just finishing walking my 🐶 and someone in the neighborhood was out looking for his 2 pups. So I brought my guy home and went out to help search and guess what?? I FOUND THEM AND GOT THEM HOME!! Yayyy!!!! I know this sounds like bragging but I feel so GOOD!!
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Dr. Mansa Keita @rasmansa.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Cop shows: there are 2 of us and 20 of them. We can take them! Cops in reality: there are 25 of us, but that one guy is shooting a gun, so we should probably wait for help. 🥺
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Want to be REALLY scared? Watch the movie “House of Dynamite” on 🍎 TV When you watch the scenes w the fictional president and the first lady, imagine how dumpy and the current first lady would react and speak in that situation. Fkn scary.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Ms. Brown speaking the truth 🔥
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
💚 🐶
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
American Heroes
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It’s time. Release the files. Get them all.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
If you’re someone who participated in the horrendous pedo stuff w Epstein, you have to know at this point it’s coming out and you’re going to get caught. Turn yourself in and try to make a deal that doesn’t end up w life in jail. Name names. Out them all.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I thought I forgot what “Hope” feels like… but it’s back! Proud to have voted For Mikie in NJ, and to the residents of VA and NYC!! 🤘 🤘🤘🤘 #Hope 💙💙💙 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @abigailspanberger.com
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@peoplemag.bsky.social wtf can you give us a damn day to watch the fkn show? It JUST came out and you have an ending explained which includes a spoiler I blocked out. Give me a break. People have jobs and lives and need time to watch 🖕
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I can only think of one possible outcome of me telling my wife when she was pregnant and needed Tylenol that she should “tough it out” The outcome would be that I get unalived.
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Josh A. @slappyj5.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
😆 kinda glad USA got smacked around. Those fans who taunted Rory and co are a disgrace. Kudos to the 🇺🇸 players for putting up a valiant fight after being down big. Congrats to the European team but most importantly fuck Donald trump. Fucking loser.
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alr.lykke🦋 @anettelykke.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Rosegarden54🦋💙🦋 @rosegarden54.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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