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Chipotle Roan

@slampiece.bsky.social
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Former professional baker. Current professional moron. 🕹️ V. Games | 🎞️ Movies | 🛋️ Design | 👩‍🎤 Pop Music |

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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A friend and health care provider to Buffalo’s queer community was detained by ICE. Please share and donate to George’s legal expense fund if you are able. gofund.me/62c3fa337
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Donate to Help George Come Home, organized by Elias Salloum
Help George come home. George is a dear friend and a valued member of the Buffalo community. … Elias Salloum needs your support for Help George Come Home
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My very first job.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crushed an interview and booked a follow up ☺️
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you heard Stella Lefty’s new song, Anne Hathaway?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Morning coffee with my boys.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got some free plants on FB Marketplace. Just had to go dig ‘em out of some lady’s yard. Some mature ornamental grass, spuria shrubs, and flowering clover. And my first sunflower is blooming 🤗
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How long before Instagram deactivates the Instants feature?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is this a safe space to admit that, three seasons in, I don’t really know who any of these people are #HouseoftheDragon
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The CEO of the surveillance company when ChatGPT suggested Flock for its name because it views us all as sheep.
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Mind Blown Reaction with Sparkle Effect
ALT: Mind Blown Reaction with Sparkle Effect
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Did you know people in Hollywood do drugs? #GoldenGlobes
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
For sure!
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Does anybody have a Golden Gloves stream link? It’s 2026 and despite a decade of sliding ratings and every major network developing their own streaming platform, we still can’t watch awards shows in real time without a cable subscription…
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
She is a an angel baby and it took many takes to get this shot 😂 🥰
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Skipped the music for this workout and just played this Parker Posey sound on loop. Highly effective.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Forgot GIF uploads don’t work here 😑
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Have to give it to one of these two. All For You and Hung Up stole my attention every time they came on. AFY’s blend of art styles was so unique while Hung Up captured the essence and energy of Confessions on a Dance Floor so perfectly. Both catapulted the artists back into the spotlight, too.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I just joined Substack, because I love to be on the cutting edge. Any recommendations for good movie & tv, pop culture, music, cooking/baking, or interior design creators to subscribe to?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It’s warming up and the sun is out after work 😩
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Does anyone actually listen to music the way people who do “first reaction” videos do? I love music, but Ajay Deluxe videos remind me of a toddler watching Blues Clues.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
These just said “pics?” To you on Grindr
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ok I think it's been long enough MAYHEM slaps.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It’s definitely worth checking out. Robert Pattinson was great.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I think I deactivated the Ammonium Thioglycolate in my hair 😔
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Thank god for blue skies and sunshine today ❤️‍🩹
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This was such a fun build, with so many clever connections.
LEGO Jaws set on a glass dining table.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It hit 50 so we busted out the shorts and took an extra long walk.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If music is therapy, who’s your therapist?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Yes you do!
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
They’re so pretty. And then you have a plant you don’t have to stress about killing after it’s done.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I find it quite relaxing (and fun!)
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’ll pencil you in for next Saturday morning ☺️
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Come build the first 3 bags of the JAWS LEGO set with me, until I give up when I can’t find the tiny ass sticker sheet.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I went out for dinner with some coworkers the other night and one of them said my hair/beard combo made me look homeless 🫠
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Regular walks are one of the best forms of exercise (and therapy). I miss mine deeply in the winter.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Is this top too small?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
🥹🥰
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Wrapped a huge project at work today so I got myself a little treat to celebrate ☺️🦈🧱
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Correct 😛
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just got fitted for them recently. Mostly for work purposes!
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🦵🏋️ ;)
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🐶
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🥰🥰🥰
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It’s 37 degrees, I’m wearing a short sleeve shirt.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This is so sad 😔
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
4 miles for lunch 😛
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
What the hell is up with Grammarly lately? It's ADHD is worse than mine...
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