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Chipotle Roan

@slampiece.bsky.social
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Former professional baker. Current professional moron. 🕹️ V. Games | 🎞️ Movies | 🛋️ Design | 👩‍🎤 Pop Music |

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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 9h
A friend and health care provider to Buffalo’s queer community was detained by ICE. Please share and donate to George’s legal expense fund if you are able. gofund.me/62c3fa337
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Donate to Help George Come Home, organized by Elias Salloum
Help George come home. George is a dear friend and a valued member of the Buffalo community. … Elias Salloum needs your support for Help George Come Home
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My very first job.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crushed an interview and booked a follow up ☺️
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you heard Stella Lefty’s new song, Anne Hathaway?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Morning coffee with my boys.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got some free plants on FB Marketplace. Just had to go dig ‘em out of some lady’s yard. Some mature ornamental grass, spuria shrubs, and flowering clover. And my first sunflower is blooming 🤗
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How long before Instagram deactivates the Instants feature?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is this a safe space to admit that, three seasons in, I don’t really know who any of these people are #HouseoftheDragon
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The CEO of the surveillance company when ChatGPT suggested Flock for its name because it views us all as sheep.
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Mind Blown Reaction with Sparkle Effect
ALT: Mind Blown Reaction with Sparkle Effect
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Did you know people in Hollywood do drugs? #GoldenGlobes
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Does anybody have a Golden Gloves stream link? It’s 2026 and despite a decade of sliding ratings and every major network developing their own streaming platform, we still can’t watch awards shows in real time without a cable subscription…
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🥹
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Skipped the music for this workout and just played this Parker Posey sound on loop. Highly effective.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Have to give it to one of these two. All For You and Hung Up stole my attention every time they came on. AFY’s blend of art styles was so unique while Hung Up captured the essence and energy of Confessions on a Dance Floor so perfectly. Both catapulted the artists back into the spotlight, too.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I just joined Substack, because I love to be on the cutting edge. Any recommendations for good movie & tv, pop culture, music, cooking/baking, or interior design creators to subscribe to?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It’s warming up and the sun is out after work 😩
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Does anyone actually listen to music the way people who do “first reaction” videos do? I love music, but Ajay Deluxe videos remind me of a toddler watching Blues Clues.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
These just said “pics?” To you on Grindr
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ok I think it's been long enough MAYHEM slaps.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I think I deactivated the Ammonium Thioglycolate in my hair 😔
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Thank god for blue skies and sunshine today ❤️‍🩹
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This was such a fun build, with so many clever connections.
LEGO Jaws set on a glass dining table.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It hit 50 so we busted out the shorts and took an extra long walk.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If music is therapy, who’s your therapist?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Come build the first 3 bags of the JAWS LEGO set with me, until I give up when I can’t find the tiny ass sticker sheet.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I went out for dinner with some coworkers the other night and one of them said my hair/beard combo made me look homeless 🫠
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Is this top too small?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Wrapped a huge project at work today so I got myself a little treat to celebrate ☺️🦈🧱
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It’s 37 degrees, I’m wearing a short sleeve shirt.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
4 miles for lunch 😛
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
What the hell is up with Grammarly lately? It's ADHD is worse than mine...
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Rebecca Black Salvation Tour in Toronto? Yes Please.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Jane Fonda. That's it. That's the skeet.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I do this fun thing every Sunday evening where I devastate myself emotionally with new episodes of The PITT. Jesus Christ.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Is it me or is Ru threatening Marique from 2011’s Conan for the highest hairline? #dragrace
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
We made it to the weekend ☺️
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Luigi gives Cyndaquil vibes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The Apple Store experience continues to confound. I got a new phone so I went in to check out cases. The display offers a code to scan to order your own case. Except the code didn’t work. It gave my phone an error. They don’t have a traditional checkout counter anymore either. I just left 😅
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
No bigger boner-killer than a Sniffies hookup immediately trying to cross an agreed-to boundary. Should’ve just gone to the gym 😑
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Tate kinda ate (more of a nibble, but that doesn't rhyme) with this album. Not revolutionary by any means, but a solid pop effort. It'll stick in the rotation for a little while, that's for sure. Early standouts: Purple lace bra, bloodonmyhands, Revolving door. And Sports car remains that girl.
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Tate McRae - Purple lace bra (Lyric Video)
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why am I just finding out now that Meg Stalter is playing a show in Toronto tonight 😫
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Finally watched The Wailing. A great slow burn possession movie from Korea. boxd.it/8TsiFB
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A ★★★★ review of The Wailing (2016)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Question for Hevy users. I’ve used PUSH in the past, and I liked it because it had little animations of what a workout/rep should look like. Does Hevy have those?
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Coworkers are discussing how a 1-month coma could really solve a lot, so if you're questioning whether things feel especially dire at the moment, I present to you Exhibit A.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I took off work and now I’m having grilled cheese and watching the first Scooby Doo movie. Reminder to listen yourself and take care when needed ☺️
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Workout✅ Sauna✅ Steam Room✅ Shower✅ Poke Bowl✅ Now for some SNL 50th and PS5 time.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
T-Minus 3 hrs. til dinner time. Let the staring commence.
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A snowy Sunday stuck inside 🙃
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Chipotle Roan @slampiece.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
In case you wanted to ruin your Sunday. Incredible performances across the board, but devastating. boxd.it/8R7s75
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A ★★★★ review of Hard Truths (2024)
You know that Adam Sandler tour guide sketch where he’s like, “If you were sad where you are, and then you get on a plane to Italy, you in Italy will be the same sad you from before, just in a new pla...
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