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Addison

@slammin.bsky.social
109 followers 227 following 133 posts

Principle software developer and gardener. She/her

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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Live your life in such a way that there's garlic fucking everywhere
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oh, those 15 Claude code instances? They are for emotional support.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'll bet you a dollar the entire profile is a bot
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Rock shoe? Gesundheit!
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I need the cheeked-uo Thomas pic. For reasons
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, everyone!
bbc.co.uk
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I found your fish poem floating around the internet this week. Don't remember where. I was just like whoa crazy fish poem. Then I saw it was you and went Stellaaaaa
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
And I didn't see the revival one at all
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Ahhhhhh ok. The only thing I remember from that show is 80s Scott Bakula 😆
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If that's a reference to something I am missing it 😅
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
painkillers after seeing the pain inside of me [guy from in living color looking confused as hell]
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Careful you don't fall into New Brunswick; you can pass here wearing plaid flannel.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I remember people arguing they would eventually revert into a kind of secret police, too.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Projections show that many of the GPUs being made will sit around in a warehouse because we don't have the power to run them yet. That's all he means
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
That episode did something to me
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Maybe he does and just doesn't film it
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I've seen a couple articles. They always seem to jam and then they get arrested without doing anything
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
No, you don't need a third person to tell you that someone else is a Nazi. You can tell because the person says they are a Nazi. It's really easy.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
*Looks at a guy wearing a shirt with a Nazi slogan, in a Nazi font, holding a swastika* "but how can we tell they're a Nazi?"
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Oh, neat 😅
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Ukraine had nukes in the 90s. They gave them up, after Europe assured them that if Russia ever attacked, they would defend them. Whoopsies.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Ok so I actually wound up getting an answer from him as to why he asked. He did abortions as well, against the will of the province I live in, and thought there might be a plot to get him shut down by having a cis person get hormones "too easily". He told me this assuming I would earnestly agree.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh, and since he was the only doctor I actually had to go back and see him again after that. Yes it was awkward.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I started crying, yelled "why would you say that?" And ran out of his office. The craziest part is he was a trans man so he should really have known better
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Was there to get hormones. He asked me if I ever hurt myself; when I said yes, asked me how I did it. When I was reluctant to answer he told me he thought I was lying in order to get hormones. This was after I had already told him I had a therapist and signed a letter giving him access to the notes.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I heard one even had a daughter who was XY who ALSO had a child
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
He had a savior complex. Ran a clinic that did abortions against the wishes of our local government,which was great, but he was obsessed with the idea that they would shut him down if he blinked wrong
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Yep, I had a trans guy doctor like that. Told me he thought I was making up self harm to get hrt because I wouldn't tell him exactly how I did it.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It worked for me
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
No he hates no PR. He actually likes bad pr as long as there is enough of it.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
You can just not pay the ambulance bill though and nothing really happens. In my province 40% of ambulance bills go unpaid
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It is available for the first switch too though?
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
He goes by Orgy Georgie now
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Yeah. Gaining some self esteem helps a lot
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
No one is on a drill skeet looking for a serious answer
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Not the individual conflict or day to day goings-on but they certainly all- each and every one of them- benefit from the continued existence of the state of affairs which allows this to happen.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I went by Peanus for a while
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This is totally my wife and I and yes it's amazing, thanks. ☺️☺️☺️
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hello would you like some luck?
A photo of an open palm holding 18 four-leafed clovers
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Ohhh I know! I got one THIS WEEK
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I love your little plot and all your posts about it ☺️
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It's weird when they tell you they love you too, I'm always like DUDE. Therapy.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Oh you'll fit in great then
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
He does own the place. The cardinal gave it to him 😘
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Absolutely sick, we love it.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The people have been saying you make a great Stella, this is true.
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Oh gosh I'm so happy to hear about the job, it's been an absolute slog for you 🥺
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary)
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Canada had one too!
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Addison @slammin.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
He will pardon them
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