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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Some guy just stole my wallet right out from under my nose, said nana nana boo boo, and added that I’d never be able to catch him with my “horrible little legs.” Actually, scratch that. There’s no way to know if he did that or not until he is found guilty by a jury of his peers 😌
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The US is getting findommed by Israel
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Pizza Tower is so fun but it’s also anxiety speedrun
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Do they make tallboys of spindrift? They should start if not
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I wish chatgpt could do something useful like help me think of a fun fact about myself on the spot
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Every day I’m reminded Ronald Reagan ruined everything
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
voting for Mamdani looking for a Mom Dommy
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Speak softly, and carry a big dick
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Who Up Jackin They Anton Off?
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
THE AUTISM SITUATION IS CRAZY
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Debate moderators should be allowed to use airhorns
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The Hole Is Greater Than The Cum Of Its Farts
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 05/10/2025
Greta Thunberg is being tortured in Israeli captivity, as revealed by fellow activists: “They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others”
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have no one to talk about this with but someone just posted an hour long Mike Isratel takedown on youtube and I’m sat like I’ve never been sat before
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I love my friends!!!!!
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Being into leather is so goofy, like why does my couch have a 5 step skincare routine?
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
At some point all you can do is laugh
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I don’t know what it is about my presence that old white guys think it’s okay to start a fight with me out of nowhere
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Hyperallergic @hyperallergic.com · 28/08/2025
More than two decades after the American invasion of Iraq, Wafaa Bilal’s show at MCA Chicago makes us think that perhaps this country has forgotten its devastating entanglement with Iraq after all. Bilal, of course, cannot.
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Wafaa Bilal Asks What it Means to be Arab in America
The Iraqi artist's Chicago survey show uses technology and performance to address the experience of his identity in the post-9/11 era.
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
My favorite subway art :)
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Got another free trial of Duolingo max and not only are the Lily facetimes shockingly better now, they also made her… flirtier?
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I’ve tried to download revry on two different tvs but the app just doesn’t work, will I ever be able to watch king of drag 😩
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ACLU @aclu.org · 11/08/2025
Homelessness is a policy failure, not a personal one.
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
There was a YouTube channel I watched 8 years ago of a guy who would buy old military rations from like the 50s and eat them, just found out he’s still posting regularly. Glad he hasn’t poisoned himself
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
There’s like 400 absurdities in this tweet, what the hell is he on
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Finally this guy’s speaking my language
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I wanna play Type To Learn 2 so bad rn
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I Got Both My Homeboys Pregnant
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Is this really what’s hot right now
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Trying capris for the first time and it feels like I’m smoking a chopstick
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I’ve hated drake ever since he followed up Nicki’s bedrock verse with “I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi”
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I’ve seen 5 different articles in the past 2 days lambasting the “new trend” of eating protein. Maybe I’m just a gym bro but what are we even talking about?? Were these people paid off by the carbs lobby?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Thinking about getting into sports. Is this a good place to start?
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Good :)
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Dyke Cruser New York, State Census, 1875
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Aja robbed of a win yet again
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I love hanging out with my friends at their apartment every week but I hate commuting an hour each way
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
bitch I Ben Gay
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Wtf is going on in Bulgaria where they gotta split squats like that
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Twitter went full nazi so I’m back here on woke sky
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
TIL arctic vibe celsius + key lime la croix = mountain dew
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Very proud of myself for not ordering any delivery for the month of February (this is very out of character for me)
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
New copypasta just dropped
Screenshot of a comment on a TikTok video: Aric Schneeberger
Tool is like pineapple on pizza or licking a girls butthole. It's for the more sophisticated. You're hearing tool... but you aren't listening. Big difference.
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just remembered I had a dream where a hot lesbian looking girl was in love with me now I wish I never woke up
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Despite everything I’ve been through I still love old man yaoi
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Why’s he hanging out with Tati Westbrook
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Love that there’s a dude in white lotus named Pornchai. Those are like 2 of my favorite things
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Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I signed up for a spin class today but I’m so intimidated by it
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