Reposted by SerjBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Some guy just stole my wallet right out from under my nose, said nana nana boo boo, and added that I’d never be able to catch him with my “horrible little legs.” Actually, scratch that. There’s no way to know if he did that or not until he is found guilty by a jury of his peers 😌 3785
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Do they make tallboys of spindrift? They should start if not 010
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I wish chatgpt could do something useful like help me think of a fun fact about myself on the spot 010
Reposted by SerjThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War 136121422847
Reposted by Serjmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025THE AUTISM SITUATION IS CRAZY 4463
Reposted by SerjPop Base @popbase.tv · 05/10/2025Greta Thunberg is being tortured in Israeli captivity, as revealed by fellow activists: “They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others” 321045370
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I have no one to talk about this with but someone just posted an hour long Mike Isratel takedown on youtube and I’m sat like I’ve never been sat before 020
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Being into leather is so goofy, like why does my couch have a 5 step skincare routine? 020
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I don’t know what it is about my presence that old white guys think it’s okay to start a fight with me out of nowhere 010
Reposted by SerjHyperallergic @hyperallergic.com · 28/08/2025More than two decades after the American invasion of Iraq, Wafaa Bilal’s show at MCA Chicago makes us think that perhaps this country has forgotten its devastating entanglement with Iraq after all. Bilal, of course, cannot.hyperallergic.comWafaa Bilal Asks What it Means to be Arab in AmericaThe Iraqi artist's Chicago survey show uses technology and performance to address the experience of his identity in the post-9/11 era. 0101
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Got another free trial of Duolingo max and not only are the Lily facetimes shockingly better now, they also made her… flirtier? 110
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I’ve tried to download revry on two different tvs but the app just doesn’t work, will I ever be able to watch king of drag 😩 100
Reposted by SerjACLU @aclu.org · 11/08/2025Homelessness is a policy failure, not a personal one. 14577972007
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 12/08/2025There was a YouTube channel I watched 8 years ago of a guy who would buy old military rations from like the 50s and eat them, just found out he’s still posting regularly. Glad he hasn’t poisoned himself 010
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 09/08/2025There’s like 400 absurdities in this tweet, what the hell is he on 010
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Trying capris for the first time and it feels like I’m smoking a chopstick 000
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I’ve hated drake ever since he followed up Nicki’s bedrock verse with “I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi” 000
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I’ve seen 5 different articles in the past 2 days lambasting the “new trend” of eating protein. Maybe I’m just a gym bro but what are we even talking about?? Were these people paid off by the carbs lobby? 000
Reposted by SerjBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption. 3203360293
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Thinking about getting into sports. Is this a good place to start? 000
Reposted by SerjActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Dyke Cruser New York, State Census, 1875 14212
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I love hanging out with my friends at their apartment every week but I hate commuting an hour each way 110
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Wtf is going on in Bulgaria where they gotta split squats like that 000
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 03/03/2025TIL arctic vibe celsius + key lime la croix = mountain dew 000
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Very proud of myself for not ordering any delivery for the month of February (this is very out of character for me) 020
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Just remembered I had a dream where a hot lesbian looking girl was in love with me now I wish I never woke up 000
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Despite everything I’ve been through I still love old man yaoi 010
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Love that there’s a dude in white lotus named Pornchai. Those are like 2 of my favorite things 000
Serj @slamdunk.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I signed up for a spin class today but I’m so intimidated by it 110