Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you're holding out on posting your deranged dribble for "optimal posting windows" you're thinking waaaayy too highly about it. Post it as it flashes through your skull like the rest of us in this zoo 030
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"It's not a sex thing" says area man clearly about to cum in his own pants 041
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Rough waters in the Caribbean sea, while sailing around the Darien Gap from Columbia back to panama.. 1212
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I've been looking for whatever the next story item is to progress the plot but alas.. here we are still toiling on side quests 010
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The Gen Z/Millennial generation Gap is defined by whether or not you remember the taste of a Sobe drink from a glass bottle. 020
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026They need to make an Ozempic that stops your hunger for screen time 170
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026From California, to Panama, to the bottom of Patagonia, and now back to the topmost point of South America. I HAVE FUCKING DONE IT!!! What was going to be 6 months has turned into an almost 2 year journey, and I'd do it all again. 6466
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Gotye's music be like: 🎶 But you didn't have to sssuuuuucckkk me off! 🎶 010
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026If you're ever getting mogged or called a boomer by a high school kid online just remind them that not too long ago they were watching pregnant Elsa Spider-Man videos and pooping their diapers 041
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You're in blunt rotation and you look over to see this being passed to you, wdyd? 040
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I spent the last few days driving through remote mining towns in the Columbia mountains, finally found someone I could pay to take me into active emerald mines 1122
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Exploring the mountains and thermal hot springs around Manizales, Colombia 1175
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026A year and a half ago when I started this "7 month" trip I'm still on, I recorded this video but Blue sky didn't support videos yet! 0132
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Send normal ref sheets to for fun they can work off of only those 010
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I summitted Chimborazo, the mountain peak farthest from the center of the Earth! 0120
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 07/03/2026You're reading way too far into my silly jokes about sex 100
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 07/03/2026You're all misinterpreting God's word, he didn't say that we should start a war against Iran he said pretty clearly we need to be bouncing on it yeehaw mechanical bull style 140
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Stylized headshot commission done by @freybits.bsky.social! 051
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026It takes my brain less than 10 watts to conjure up an image of the nicest rack imaginable while gen AI needs 10 gajillion watts to do the same thing while poisoning our water 040
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I drove to where the road ends at the Peruvian Amazon, went to Iquitos, then took a 3-day slow boat where we all slept in hammocks, back up river to where I stashed the motorcycle. There were about 70 people on board, I was one of 3 foreigners. 1161
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I'm the kind of guy that'll shlonk your shit silly style and not even apologize about it 020
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026"Quit jerking my chain" Motherfucker, you would be begging me to jerk on your chain at the first opportunity if you thought I might 020
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid and don't like to think 021
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 28/12/2025"I'll save that for Future Me to do" Thanks a lot Past Me, you've fucked over BOTH of us now! 020
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas y'all!! I hope Santa gives you all the presents you asked for and you make sloppy mistakes with your in-laws 030
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Every con needs to hire a sacrificial martyr who keeps it extra weird to ward away corporate profiteering from the community. Bonus points that they make him wear a knockoff Rivalo suit from Temu 010
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I got to fursuit one final time at @frolic.bsky.social last weekend before heading back to South America 181
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Pups at karaoke singing Mr Brightside like: 🎶 cumming while in my cage and I've been doing just fine! 🎶 020
Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025If I didn't know better I'd think a Turkish delight was a type of dessert instead of a sex act 030
