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@sladewolf.bsky.social
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I make posts for PERVERTS!! and MOTORCYCLISTS!!

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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you're holding out on posting your deranged dribble for "optimal posting windows" you're thinking waaaayy too highly about it. Post it as it flashes through your skull like the rest of us in this zoo
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"It's not a sex thing" says area man clearly about to cum in his own pants
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
P eace L ove U fucking suck R espect 🫶
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rough waters in the Caribbean sea, while sailing around the Darien Gap from Columbia back to panama..
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've been looking for whatever the next story item is to progress the plot but alas.. here we are still toiling on side quests
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Gen Z/Millennial generation Gap is defined by whether or not you remember the taste of a Sobe drink from a glass bottle.
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They need to make an Ozempic that stops your hunger for screen time
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Google show me pictures of Ben Franklin squirting
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
From California, to Panama, to the bottom of Patagonia, and now back to the topmost point of South America. I HAVE FUCKING DONE IT!!! What was going to be 6 months has turned into an almost 2 year journey, and I'd do it all again.
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gotye's music be like: 🎶 But you didn't have to sssuuuuucckkk me off! 🎶
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If you're ever getting mogged or called a boomer by a high school kid online just remind them that not too long ago they were watching pregnant Elsa Spider-Man videos and pooping their diapers
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Chichamocha Canyon, Colombia
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026
Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You're in blunt rotation and you look over to see this being passed to you, wdyd?
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I spent the last few days driving through remote mining towns in the Columbia mountains, finally found someone I could pay to take me into active emerald mines
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm that guy from Nantucket the rhymes warned you about
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Exploring the mountains and thermal hot springs around Manizales, Colombia
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A year and a half ago when I started this "7 month" trip I'm still on, I recorded this video but Blue sky didn't support videos yet!
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Jungle and mountain camping in Colombia
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
She really is the Go Anywhere machine
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Some off-roading in the Ecuadorian highlands
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Yellow K9 @yellowk9.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Traditional badge commission for @sladewolf.bsky.social! Commissions are open! See more info on my profile and DM to order! ❤️ #furryart #commsopen Badge pricing info 👇
A furry badge illustrated traditionally with Copic markers. The character is a grey wolf, facing left with a toothy smile. The character has red eyes and red hair, and the name below reads "Slade"
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I summitted Chimborazo, the mountain peak farthest from the center of the Earth!
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You're all misinterpreting God's word, he didn't say that we should start a war against Iran he said pretty clearly we need to be bouncing on it yeehaw mechanical bull style
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Stylized headshot commission done by @freybits.bsky.social!
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studio SAMA ! @studio-sama.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Puppy Guard - Pot Shot
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It takes my brain less than 10 watts to conjure up an image of the nicest rack imaginable while gen AI needs 10 gajillion watts to do the same thing while poisoning our water
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I drove to where the road ends at the Peruvian Amazon, went to Iquitos, then took a 3-day slow boat where we all slept in hammocks, back up river to where I stashed the motorcycle. There were about 70 people on board, I was one of 3 foreigners.
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thirst trap a protogen, call that Machine Yearning
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm the kind of guy that'll shlonk your shit silly style and not even apologize about it
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
More pics of off-roading through the Peruvian Andes!
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"Quit jerking my chain" Motherfucker, you would be begging me to jerk on your chain at the first opportunity if you thought I might
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid and don't like to think
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"I'll save that for Future Me to do" Thanks a lot Past Me, you've fucked over BOTH of us now!
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas y'all!! I hope Santa gives you all the presents you asked for and you make sloppy mistakes with your in-laws
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Every con needs to hire a sacrificial martyr who keeps it extra weird to ward away corporate profiteering from the community. Bonus points that they make him wear a knockoff Rivalo suit from Temu
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I got to fursuit one final time at @frolic.bsky.social last weekend before heading back to South America
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Peruvian highlands, northwest of Cusco
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Pups at karaoke singing Mr Brightside like: 🎶 cumming while in my cage and I've been doing just fine! 🎶
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If I didn't know better I'd think a Turkish delight was a type of dessert instead of a sex act
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Machu Picchu!
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It'd be pretty funny to build a giant Rube Goldberg machine that takes up an entire room and 6 minutes to run, just to flip the switch of a milking machine bolted to a gamer desk at the end
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
*Plays the Fox character in Megabonk* "Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
*Epstein files release* The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I bet it feels so fucking good to chew on wood if you're a beaver
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When suit makers create a bodysuit, they should stitch together scraps from each fabric type used and give that to you so you can test it with how you're going to clean/dry your suit
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I got to drive Death Road in Bolivia a few days ago!
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
German karaoke be like: 🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
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Slade @sladewolf.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Uyuni Salt Flats! The largest salt flats in the world, I spent 3 days out on them with the bike
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